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Plant destruction blamed on GTA IV: Game hysteria officially jumps the shark photo

Okay, that's it, this bollocks has gone on long enough. With Grand Theft Auto IV, as well as games in general, being blamed for murder, the corruption of our youth and the breakdown of American values, you'd think that anti-game sentiment had reached its ludicrous peak -- not so. Now, following a string of wanton plant destruction in a Swedish park, Rockstar can add another indirect crime to its list of supposed evildoings.

"I am very much considering getting surveillance," says Swedish park supervisor Gert Axelsson. In Lulea, old Gert has to deal with his plants being viciously and brutally attacked by chlorophyll hating vandals and naturally there is only ONE thing to blame. 

Yep, Grand Theft Auto IV, "where you wreak havoc in the city." Of course, the parallels are distinct and many. After a round of GTA, there's nothing I like to do more than kick the sh*t out of a mulberry bush and squeeze nectarines to pulp in my almighty hands, before taking my revolver out and blasting a row of sunflowers in the temple, gangland execution style. 

This has gone beyond a bloody joke.


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J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 07:44
J03yyz
are you fucking kidding me?

my dog died of natural causes last week - im going to write my member of parliament to have GTA4 RIPPED from store shelves
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 07:51
Gibbo
Bloody Hell.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 07:53
nintendoll
I couldn't get into some stores for weeks; GTAIV made me think I could only go inside strip clubs and pools halls.

FUCK YOU GTA!
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 07:53
Alexradl
I think he forgot to take his meds.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 07:56
Clance
I wonder if the vandals experienced any pop-up while approaching the flower beds.

I think Rockstar needs to create a plant-ripping engine for the next game and have a mission titled 'Weedkiller' or 'AmBUSHed' or something that is actually clever, like they normally do.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 07:56
Cartman
You can bet southpark will be all over this.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:03
Clance
Do they still make that shit?
Rob-EP's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:06
Rob-EP
I actually laughed at the pun. I should feel ashamed... I'm not! :)

But this is getting out of control. When will it end? How will it end? Eventually they'll end up blaming stupidity on GTA. I'm disowning humanity.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:06
Cartman
You better be fucking joking.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:08
Fusiontr
All pigeons now appear red to me

FUCK YOU GTAIV

This is just getting absurd now though

Next they'll be blaming heavy rain on GTA because "It rains in Liberty City and thus is the cause of all rain"
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:08
Torzelan
I totally did the same thing after playing Zelda and pulling bush after bush to find me some rupees.
TorpedoTed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:15
TorpedoTed
'After a round of GTA, there's nothing I like to do more than kick the sh*t out of a mulberry bush '

That comment made me spit tea on my monitor, im banning the site!!
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:26
Gen Eric Gui
GTA4 was the root cause of the Crusades. It's also the reason dinosaurs don't exist anymore. Hitler? Grew up playing GTA4.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:27
Silverback 55
I'd blame it on Pixel Junk Monsters. Having to trample those poor bushes just so you can find coins, for shame.
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:35
Leathersoup
Grand Theft Auto made my car keys disappear.
c0dek's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 08:39
c0dek
Were any of the plants humped in a car before being pummeled into oblivion with a baseball bat?

IF THE PLANTS WEREN'T HIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:14
Tubatic
You've got to be shitting me.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:17
RJG
Jim, you are going to hell for the pun in that picture.

I'll see you there.
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:20
myaimistrue
I live in Stockholm, Sweden.
And People in northern Sweden (like the city LuleƄ) is well known for being... a little bit behind the times. I'm shocked he doesn't blame Rock'n'roll music or satan.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:20
Holyetheline
GTA = All things bad in this world
Chibi_Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:27
Chibi_Zero
haha, I really didn't see this coming.
Brando's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:44
Brando
Yeah they really need to ban this game. It made me hang out with this guy at the gym who pumped iron all the time. He promised he'd let me "ride his helicopter". Boy, did that take a turn for the worse...
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:49
taterchimp
I blame Zelda. Cut down bushes, find money.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:54
pendelton21
OW!!! Dammit, I just stubbed my toe...

DARN YOU GTA!!!
shawn is boring's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 10:09
shawn is boring
well with invincible plants in gta4 they had to venture out into the real world to get their plant mauling kicks, duh.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 10:33
Projectexodus
Maybe this guy is demonstrating how ridicilous it is to blame videogames? :)
Bans's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 11:05
Bans
TAKE THAT VEAGEN BITCHES!!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 11:49
TrailerParkJesus
let this be the end of it
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 13:18
brainderailment
GTA4 taught me how to go Cow-Tipping, whatever will I do?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 13:21
Spartacus
Good God. Can you even hurt plants in GTAIV?
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 13:35
TheDreadHawk
GTA IV killed my father and raped my mother. It also spread wicked rumors about me on the internet. =[[[[ I'm scared to leave my house!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 14:42
Dexter345
Huh.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 14:58
Syn
Thats hilarious because you couldn't even damage the plants in GTA4, you could knock down a street light but if you dare to run into a tree you're gonna kiss your windshield. The plants are invulnerable in GTA!

But I guess I can't blame them, for a short while after I got into Final Fantasy I would walk into random people's houses and search their pots and bookshelves for stuff. Sometimes I would even touch their fire just so I could say ouch.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 20:26
MechaMonkey
Obviously he didn't see what trees did to your car in the game.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 22:23
007
nice caption.
Mekanikles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 03:48
Mekanikles
"Gert Axelsson believes that computer games such as GTA, where the point is to wreck havoc in the city, is one of the reasons behind increased vandalism"

Is this news, really? One elderly citizen blames those darn kids, that listens to music with rocks in and whatnot, and it gets plastered all over. The news source is even a small local magazine, they might as well have reported about a missing cat.

I, too, hate how everyone blames games instead of parental ineptness but this is not worthy of reporting.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 07:45
Matthew Blake
Video games get blamed for everything now.

Before that, it was rap music.
Before that? Rock music.
Before that? Comic books.
Before that? Movies.
Before that? Jazz music.

Imagine that: Of all the things signifying the end of civilization, jazz is not the first thing that comes to my mind. These idiots will slowly die out, and hopefully our generation can learn from their mistakes and stop demonizing every single thing we didn't grow up with.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 21:16
GohanGVO
Thanks to this, my palm is permanently attached to my face.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:27
RAB
I wish we knew more of the story.

Because if this is the whole story... what the fuck..
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