How many times has this happened to you? Publishers Clearing House pulls up to your door with a big check. They come up and ring the doorbell, but as you answer they look down and see your doormat is simply too boring. They turn around and walk away with your big check shaking there heads in dismay. Plenty of times, right?
Well, don't let it happen again with these badical Pitfall doormats featuring either a crocodile or scorpion from the game. No way anyone could call your doormat boring if you have one of these suckers laying out. Sure. these two rubber mats might miss the point of the doormat as most people will jump over them to avoid a pixelated death, but the awesomeness factor should outweigh your now dirty entry hall.
The doormats will cost you $50. You can get them here and here.
Matthew Razak is Destructoid's Associate editor and co-founder of film site Flixist. He began as community member "cowzilla" and was since sequestered to write brainy features material. He lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife.
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8:00 AM on 05.22.2010 | 
fraction of the cost.
Pretty cool though.
I've never played Pitfall but these are really cool and creative products!