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^ The Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day will do just fine.
And I'm totally doing this. I'm more of an idea man, rather than a "now put that idea to work" man.
And I'm totally doing this. I'm more of an idea man, rather than a "now put that idea to work" man.
"Toucan Rider", with that one Podtoid episode being the pitch and the design document at the same time.
Will they get the licence from Nintendo, if I pay them more than enough money to make "Kirby's Nightmare Fuckhole"? I reckon the Podtoid fans and Kirby fans alike would enjoy it.
i always wanted to make a violent and bloody side scrolling shooter where bunnies shoot zombie cats to save rainbow marshmallow land. i guess now is my chance xD
"Lackluster Matilda Sisters"
Matilda and her sister Laverne are both lunch ladies that fall into a vat of pea soup and are magically transported to a world full of shit that don't make sense. Upon arrival they learn that the evil Queen Kumquat, an enormous beaver of sorts, has captured the lovely Prince Apricot. For no known reason, the Matilda sisters take it upon themselves to rescue him.
Racing across sprawling fields of surrealism, the sisters - even Matilda's fat ass - defy the laws of physics as they bounce on the heads of furry woodland creatures that stand upright and have have massive eyes and curiously placed appendages that they God sure as fuck didn't put there. After traversing several psychedelic landscapes with an overabundance of sunflowers with teeth, multi-colored onions that can instantly alter your genetic makeup, and giant clovers you can stand on, this menopausal duo finally arrive at Queen Kumquat's castle.
Without knocking, they walk in on the nefarious beaver-like monarchy boning poor Prince Apricot in his gerbil hole with a 2x4. Apricot looks back at Matilda and Laverne and politely ask that they wait their turn or else he'll be forced to up his peas... peas... PEAS!
Suddenly Matilda snaps out of it, drops a ladle full of pea soup on top of some kid's chicken fingers, shits herself, and dies of an aneurysm.
THE END.
Matilda and her sister Laverne are both lunch ladies that fall into a vat of pea soup and are magically transported to a world full of shit that don't make sense. Upon arrival they learn that the evil Queen Kumquat, an enormous beaver of sorts, has captured the lovely Prince Apricot. For no known reason, the Matilda sisters take it upon themselves to rescue him.
Racing across sprawling fields of surrealism, the sisters - even Matilda's fat ass - defy the laws of physics as they bounce on the heads of furry woodland creatures that stand upright and have have massive eyes and curiously placed appendages that they God sure as fuck didn't put there. After traversing several psychedelic landscapes with an overabundance of sunflowers with teeth, multi-colored onions that can instantly alter your genetic makeup, and giant clovers you can stand on, this menopausal duo finally arrive at Queen Kumquat's castle.
Without knocking, they walk in on the nefarious beaver-like monarchy boning poor Prince Apricot in his gerbil hole with a 2x4. Apricot looks back at Matilda and Laverne and politely ask that they wait their turn or else he'll be forced to up his peas... peas... PEAS!
Suddenly Matilda snaps out of it, drops a ladle full of pea soup on top of some kid's chicken fingers, shits herself, and dies of an aneurysm.
THE END.
i can understand the desire to have some sort of barrier of entry, but charging people that much money to submit is skeevy.
How about
"it's a wonderful small world"
You are a star constellation that has fallen from the sky along with your sibllings and are scattered around the world(probable caused by a balck hole, something spacy). each constellation is based on an animal and has there on unique abilities to get around. The chapters are based on each of the constellatios trying to reach each other, while trying to avoid mysterious wild life of this world. I figure the background would be prerendered, very painterly. Its just a though don't think i'll send it in.
"it's a wonderful small world"
You are a star constellation that has fallen from the sky along with your sibllings and are scattered around the world(probable caused by a balck hole, something spacy). each constellation is based on an animal and has there on unique abilities to get around. The chapters are based on each of the constellatios trying to reach each other, while trying to avoid mysterious wild life of this world. I figure the background would be prerendered, very painterly. Its just a though don't think i'll send it in.
this is a great idea, i hope this takes off and they do it more often. designers can't just show a portfolio with art assets or an example of how they program... you pitch an idea to a company and risk that idea being stolen, or just plain ignored because devs don't want to pay anybody to make something from their ideas.
i have a ton of ideas, but i'd rather retain ownership of my stuff... cool thing is though, renegade kid is only a couple hundred miles away.. so maybe this could lead to an opportunity.
i'd be concerned about someone else having ownership over something i'm fond of.. but this could be great, so i'm going to at least come up with something.
i have a ton of ideas, but i'd rather retain ownership of my stuff... cool thing is though, renegade kid is only a couple hundred miles away.. so maybe this could lead to an opportunity.
i'd be concerned about someone else having ownership over something i'm fond of.. but this could be great, so i'm going to at least come up with something.
i want a game where you have to manage an insane asylum, in RTS mode and in real time 3rd person as a doctor or nurse, or even a patient. and if your hospital starts to fail and goes under. the state buys it and lets it rot, then you play as a group of urban exploring photographers who break into the hospital to take pictures while avoiding security as it falls apart over time.
or i would like to see another Marc Echos getting up type game. with i am alives stamina based climbing, but also having to avoid police etc. maybe add a little stealth. having to buy and choose a set amount of pint colors and caps etc.
or i would like to see another Marc Echos getting up type game. with i am alives stamina based climbing, but also having to avoid police etc. maybe add a little stealth. having to buy and choose a set amount of pint colors and caps etc.
The thought of giving your great ideas away is scary.
Im glad theres an entry fee, but i think it should be $50 or so, just to weed out the idiots who dont care that much and send in a peice of crap that wastes their time.
I want to do this, but what if in a few years i see my character design in someones game and theres nothing I can do about it?
Lol like anyone wants to use my turd of an idea anyway
Im glad theres an entry fee, but i think it should be $50 or so, just to weed out the idiots who dont care that much and send in a peice of crap that wastes their time.
I want to do this, but what if in a few years i see my character design in someones game and theres nothing I can do about it?
Lol like anyone wants to use my turd of an idea anyway
"entrants can submit a pitch for an original side-scrolling platformer"
So if your idea is outside that genre it won't be considered. Only stolen.
So if your idea is outside that genre it won't be considered. Only stolen.
A naked kid runs away from his christian mother who wants to murder him to prove her faith in God.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
This is exactly what the Wachowski Brothers did in the mid-eighties and in 2004 were ordered to pay 2.5 BILLION dollars to Sophia 'The Mother of the Matrix' Stewart for stealing her idea when she sent it in to Warner Bros. "new idea submission" thing.
What guarantee do I have that if my idea isn't picked up, that I won't see it years down the line, in a slightly modified way?
I want to... but then again, Sophia Stewart.
What guarantee do I have that if my idea isn't picked up, that I won't see it years down the line, in a slightly modified way?
I want to... but then again, Sophia Stewart.
@Rammstein
I heard this didn't really happen though.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/matrix.asp
As for the contest, I do have a idea, but they probably won't make it because I want an RPG like adventure similar to Zelda.
I heard this didn't really happen though.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/matrix.asp
As for the contest, I do have a idea, but they probably won't make it because I want an RPG like adventure similar to Zelda.
I will be submitting my dream title of Al, the gay alligator:
This fall, enter the charming and refreshingly homoerotic world of Al the Gay Alligator. Join Al on his classic quest for romance with a modern, in-your-face take on love.
Al, finding the swamp prom looming ever closer, is ready to lose his anal virginity to his boyfriend. The only problem? He was born without an asshole. Knowing the magic of tangy cheap swamp sex after prom would be lost forever if he doesn't act fast, Al bravely decides to travel north and ask one wish of the great forest fairy: a wish for a nice, juicy b-hole.
Control Al across 8 magical environments from his swamp to the ocean to a fertility clinic, using his tail like a pogo stick. And don't forget Al's lack of an asshole! Every enemy eaten has to come out somehow, and Al projectile vomits like a champ.
Think of it as a mixture of NES-era Kirby and Duck Tales.
This fall, enter the charming and refreshingly homoerotic world of Al the Gay Alligator. Join Al on his classic quest for romance with a modern, in-your-face take on love.
Al, finding the swamp prom looming ever closer, is ready to lose his anal virginity to his boyfriend. The only problem? He was born without an asshole. Knowing the magic of tangy cheap swamp sex after prom would be lost forever if he doesn't act fast, Al bravely decides to travel north and ask one wish of the great forest fairy: a wish for a nice, juicy b-hole.
Control Al across 8 magical environments from his swamp to the ocean to a fertility clinic, using his tail like a pogo stick. And don't forget Al's lack of an asshole! Every enemy eaten has to come out somehow, and Al projectile vomits like a champ.
Think of it as a mixture of NES-era Kirby and Duck Tales.
That a cool contest, I'd probably do it myself if I didn't think I'd start forming and idea and never finish it, only to forget comepletely then curse at myself when a winner is chosen, lol.
Only problem with it is that it'll play off the Mutant Mudds engine.. which means your going to be fairly limited to what you can pitch. I wouldnt be surprised to hear a lot of people say "well, in that case, I can make the game myself"
@Epic
Keep up the good fight, man.
Only problem with it is that it'll play off the Mutant Mudds engine.. which means your going to be fairly limited to what you can pitch. I wouldnt be surprised to hear a lot of people say "well, in that case, I can make the game myself"
@Epic
Keep up the good fight, man.
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