Despite the internet's consistent ability to prove otherwise, there are things which I simply never expected to see with my own eyes. An example, just off the top of my head, is a game in which you play as X-Men founder Charles Xavier, who has decided to make whores of various ladies in the Marvel Comics universe in an effort to improve human-mutant relations.Â
That's not so absurd, right? Much weirder things have cropped up. What makes it so odd is that Marvel Brothel takes itself pretty seriously as a management sim goes and doesn't take long to get tough. And for a game in which the primary activity is pairing couples to engage in intercourse, it's also pretty squeaky clean with nothing vulgar shown and predictably bad but largely innocent dialogue.
Amazingly, Marvel Brothel has been available for download since January. Either word is only now getting out or I completely missed it. I care not. This thing is amazing and it's only a matter of time before lawyers make it less accessible. Go give it a peep.