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Design mediocrity: The contest winners photo

A WINNER IS YOU!  Congratulations to dv8withn8 for the Better than Herpes benchmark graphic, our 2 star photoshop contest winner.  Boy, I cannot wait to hear the calls from PR companies when we hand these babies out!   He will receive our new Dtoid beanie, my angry avatar athletic shirt, a sticker pack, and a $50 American Express gift card.

Two runner ups ilink and Mispelt will also get the new Destructoid shirt and a handful of our new glossy stickers. These items will be on sale in August (note the Project August tab up top).  The contest received a ton of really funny entries -- check out the gallery below for all the entries. A new Destructoid contest will be announced very shortly, so keep checking back to win free crap!

In the past Destructoid has dabbled in doing reviews, following the industry standard of giving games a 1-10 score (such as issuing FOURS and making babies cry).  We're not going to attempt to re-write the book on game reviews -- it's like trying to convince people to say "Tits" instead of "Cool".  However, we will be introducing some new badges (Hushgush FTW) to visually sum up the specific burning in our fiery loins.  

As you can see, they're pretty self explanatory:  Games our editors love get the big star, four stars is a totally decent game, 3 stars ain't half bad, and one star is reserved for the crap you still won't touch for $5 in the bargain bin. So where's the 2 star badge?  That's where you come in! 

We'd like to offer up the opportunity to design the emblem that best describes a totally mediocre game. The winning design design should include the dtoid logo, our font, and follow a similar size and format to these with 2/5 stars somewhere and an appropriately snarky tagline.  Additionally, you can also improve on the four above designs and win a runner up prize. They do lack bukkake references...

 

As usual post your entries below using BB code. Good luck!

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William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:03
William Haley
OMG! Is that Tom from Myspace wearing the Dtoid shirt?!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:05
Joseph Leray
That Dtoid shirt is sick nasty.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:07
Niero
Nah that's this other douchebag that runs a gaming site
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:07
tazarthayoot
Niero has always wanted to have a little bit of himself on his chest, and now he does.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:09
wario67
zomg contest

so we don't need mr. Destructoid
just his logo and the stars

ok ^_^
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:12
BlindsideDork
Aww I want a "jeep hat"!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:18
atheistium
NIERO! Multiply yourself and perform sweet bukkake upon my presence.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:19
galagabug
those are pretty tits.
twesterm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:22
twesterm
The big star one needs to say "evar" and the 1 star needs to say "does not want." Otherwise, awesome and wish I was creative enough to make the 2 star.
Simon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:26
Simon
That's some nice stuff, damn I may just have to try and do a bit of photoshop crap
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:27
droobies
No photo editing software aside from Paint, but the phrase "Better than Herpes" comes to mind for a two star game.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:27
BluDesign
twesterm,

That's where we come in.

I shall give this a go.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:29
Niero
lol @ droobies
GamexViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:29
GamexViral
Nice, I like the beenie
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:30
wario67
hey many can we do?
just one?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:32
Rockvillian
I tried to get people saying tits like 3 years ago and all the usual responses were "where?"

cool contest idea though, can't wait to get started
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:37
Niero
You can submit as many entries as you want, no limit break!
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:39
TheBrain
Just my opinion, but I think the stars should be located in the same place for each logo and the 5 star should have 5 stars instead of one big star.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:40
AngelsDontBurn
So I take it one each, eh Niero?
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:40
DJDuffy
"tits" contest, Neiro...time to get crackin
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:41
AngelsDontBurn
Never mind that comment, I didn't bother to read the lastest ones before posting. MASSIVE OOPS!

Brain has been disconnected from server.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:42
Rockvillian
Additionally, you can also improve on the four above designs and win a runner up prize. They do lack bukkake references...

my edits for the other 4 are officially on lockdown until release. COUNTDOWN TIMER FTW
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:51
Snaileb
dvdDESIGN : Win me a beanie. PUHLEEZ? Aw fuck it Ima use MS paint FTL.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:56
BlindsideDork
I can use my special online photoshop or wait till I get home...I shall wait, I am le tired!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 13:59
Snaileb
This is just for fun (and using MS paint too!)

BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:00
BlindsideDork
Too dark to read such a small pic Snaileb!

Better Than aSnaileb....that is all I got.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:01
BlindsideDork
is that Post!? haha
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:01
Fana7ic
Hey Niero will the Dtoid logo from the beanie be available to buy as a badge, so I can sew it on my laptop bag?
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:02
Toneman
I used paint too:
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:02
Snaileb


Sorry.
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:03
droobies
@Snaileb

You sir, have pwned my MS Paint skills. Someone throw in my herpes quote (and I'm not talking about the doctor's bill).
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:07
Snaileb
Sorry. Twas all I could do. I'll try harder tomarrow though!

BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:13
BlindsideDork
haha bukkake...oh dv8withn8!
dv8withn8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:17
dv8withn8
For the guy with the herpes line...

Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:21
Snaileb
Stupid paint.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:24
BlindsideDork
Snaileb, you are going CRAZY with that...aren't you?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:27
Niero
omg I just came
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:28
AngelsDontBurn
Oh I have ideas. And they'll be done this evening. :)
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:42
Niero
@The Brain -- I think you have a point. We'll go back to the drawing board on that one.
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 14:48
droobies
@dv8 - Full of win!
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 15:29
DJDuffy
speaking of the stars...could you supply some higher res stars for use? taking them from your badges is proving to be pretty sub par :P
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 15:36
Geoff

lololololololol
Netik09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 15:37
Netik09
I hope I dun good.

KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 15:38
KyleGamgee
@ Niero @ The Brain -- Actually, if you look at the 1-star rating, it is at the bottom, and the 3-star rating is right across the middle. I think that's the start of a good thing. the 2-star could be between those two in height (in dv8's submission switch the stars and the "better than herpes"), the 5-star would be at the top, and the 4-star would be above the 3-star height, but below the 5-star height.

If I had ANY photoshop skills, or even just the program period I would try these. (I would bug Kory here at work to do it, but he's trying to set up his Outlook.)

Also, I think the Big-Star editor's choice and the 5-star are/should be separate. Big Star = I (the editor) love this game. 5 stars Everyone should love this game.
sir hollingsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 16:07
sir hollingsworth
damn I cant come up with any good captions for my design!!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 16:10
Topher Cantler
This thread smells of win.
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