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Philadelphia hates Hitman: Poster pulled for daring to have a gun on it photo

Considering Philadelphia is filled with violence and some of the worst kind of professional wrestling fans, it amuses me to think they're so upset over a poster that has a gun on it. Under the guise of bemoaning the shooting of cop Chuck Cassidy, this hilarious report from the Philadelphia Daily News celebrates the removal of Hitman movie posters from its city.

"... Ads glorifying gun violence to sell movies can be particularly sickening. So we're glad to report that some in City Hall are taking it personally and saying, "Enough is enough," claims the story's writer, doing his/her best to sound like a 1950's housewife. "Billboards and SEPTA bus ads for the movie "Hitman" went up a few weeks ago. They show a man pointing a gun, with a nearly naked woman draped over him."

I love the reactionary way this piece is written. Oh NO, not GUNS and NEARLY NAKED WOMEN. The woman is in a dress, by the way -- maybe she needs to wear a yashmak for these sexually repressed writers? Kotaku got a shot of the poster itself, which is visible above. I've seen worse.

While I fully appreciate that a cop got shot recently, being overly sensitive and crying every time you see a gun isn't going to help matters. I seem to recall that the very cops complaining about a picture of a gun carry real ones with themselves all the time. Maybe if the poster said "shooting Philly cops with guns is brilliant, everyone do it," they'd have cause for bitching. At any rate, do read that Philly news story -- as a celebration of censorship and an example of blatant over-reaction, you  won't find a more sadly funny article this morning.

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BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 09:13
BlackDove
Enough with the filler articles - time to make a report regarding the Ubisoft hilarious lawsuit over the Jade Raymond comic, and how Destructoid quickly pulled their article down and away when it happened.
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 09:25
WDot
Okay, so it's not high art, but the poster isn't that shocking. Looks like a James Bond-esque thing.
richie579's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 09:25
richie579
I'm from philly, and I gotta agree, this is about as fuckin dumb as it gets...sure, it's a shame what happened to that cop...and the fact that the fuckheads around here have gotten so outta hand they're shooting cops left and right these days...the Hitman ads have nothing to do with it....and they sure as hell don't remind me of the bumbling dumb fuck who shot the cop entering Dunkin Donuts...for the longest time, the local news have sections, with intros like "City in Crisis", all about people gettin shot every night...long before any Hitman ads...but I guess taking them down will magically make the violence disappear.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 10:19
infinity
draped? she's touching him with one body part, maybe two--and not even the naughty kind. chill the fuck out.

and it does have a certain Bond-ness to it.
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 10:20
trunxkam45
Philly is friggin' crazy and it doesn't help when there is a lack of prevention of violence by maintaining proper law but they will take down posters like this. WTF!
dsitvarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 11:43
dsitvarin
I too, am in Philly. Obviously we're being way too politically correct. It's a real shame that we have the violence that we do, but something tells me that criminals are going to shoot people regardless of what's on the side of the Septa buses.
I remember seeing a poster that was closer to their description though, where the woman was closer to being draped over Mr. 47, but it hardly makes a difference.
Plus, I've seen women walking around on the streets with more revealing clothes... then again, they were probably hookers.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 11:44
Corak
If someone from the hitman movie or their advertising company gets wind of this and takes exception to it they could sue for breach of 1st amendment rights. I know that sounds cliche, but its a right we all have, people died for it and if we don't use it then they died for nothing. How much money do you think that would cost the people living in Philly? So then they would still have the gun violence and now a nice fat lawsuit to waste their tax dollars on all because of some pictures. Granted Philly is going through some tough times and my heart goes out to the officers over there. These ads couldn't have come at a worse time, but I don't think this was over the line. Maybe if they had posters of Kanye and Lynch shooting at cops then yea I could understand.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 11:59
Sharpless
I'm very disappointed with this article - the Destructoid one, not the Philly one. I live fairly close to Philadelphia (less than 30 minutes), and I can attest that this cop killing seriously shook up the locals. It's entirely reasonable for people to be upset in the wake of that, when someone puts up a promotional poster that glorifies a character who kills people for money. While the woman isn't "draped" over him, it certainly gives the impression of, "Hey, look at this badass dude who totally rocks with guns and look at the hot chick who totally wants to seckz him!" It's not a matter of how extreme it is.

Yes, the article is a little sensationalist in how it phrases things but, Jim, can you also be a little less unnecessarily alarmist about it? Whether you think it's justified or not, the community is going through a difficult, affecting time and this poster doesn't have a place there, right now. Especially when gun violence is a pretty significant problem in the area.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 12:22
The Incredible Edible Egg
Nearly naked? Thats as close as my girlfriend gets to nearly naked anymore and I gotta say that I'm getting a little blue...
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 13:30
Geoff
rocky VII represent
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 13:36
deiga-the-semivaliant
The movie looks like shitte.

If Hitman is based on a game all about stealth and silencing your targets in a discreet manner, then why are there explosions galore in the trailer?


That guy is too short to be Agent 47.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 14:33
smackifilia
since the 007 logo IS a gun, does that mean those are banned too? stupid
spacecadetjoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 14:44
spacecadetjoe
I live in philly and the gun violence here is a huge problem. While I dont agree with the article, I think you should be a little more understanding about the conditions under which it was written.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 14:45
Kyousuke Nanbu
I actually read another article on how they wanted that exact same Hitman posted pulled, not because it had a gun but because you could the girl's "genital bulge".

Pretty fucking ridiculous.
Harkonnen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 14:47
Harkonnen
Obviously, guns in posters do *not* guarantee a well-regulated militia, necessary for the security of a free state!
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 15:55
Im OK
It's... it's a freaking movie poster. It's not any worse than a James Bond poster. When will people stop being so over-reactive about things like this? Seriously.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 15:59
BlindsideDork
You forgot to link tot the article where Kotaku had NO clue what article they were refering to. I guess they don't go out often...
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 16:01
brad drac
Man, oh man. This is rich. Banning an add because someone has a gun in it, when any old shmoe can drop in to their local supermarket and pick up enough hardware to start their own personal militia. Have a problem with guns? How about maybe considering MAKING THEM FUCKING ILLEGAL.

The sheer idiocy of modern society is just dumbfounding. To any american people reading this, I implore you: please, please vote.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 16:04
Im OK
And to restate for emphasis: James fucking Bond.
xmetninjax's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 16:12
xmetninjax
This is hilarious, seeing as how philladelphia is one of the sketchiest cities I've ever been to. At a concert outside this venue, a crackhead pulled a gun on two of my friends but they ran back inside. What a dump.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 18:34
kawitchate
i was wondering if you guys would do a story on this. kudos. while i feel for those involved with the cop shooting, the reaction to the ad is ridiculous... just as bad as when you there over the pond banned the Burnout: Paradise ad.
BigPunch's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 19:30
BigPunch
I must stick up for my city. I don't think banning these posters is the best outlet, but you must understand it was an emotional reaction by the police department. For weeks this has been on the news, we just buried the guy last week. Let the cops deal with it how they will, it's just a stupid crappy movie.

I am not the reactionary type but this story got to me as well, and I think people who are calling us out for whatever reason should just picture your dad doing his job and getting a bullet in the face from some piece of shit kid.

Also xmetninjax, trying sticking around for more than just a concert.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 20:01
Sharpless
I'm amazed by how 95% of you seem to have no sense of understanding whatsoever. There's no dialogue here, it's just "Bah, censorship! Stupid!" Perhaps "sense of context" would be more appropriate, actually. You don't wear a Megadeath t-shirt to a funeral, and you don't put up posters for movies where the hero is a paid killer when your city has recently been through significant gun-play related tragedies. Common sense.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 20:28
Jim Sterling
So because some people don't have sense, other people have to lower their standards, basically.

Awesome.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 21:15
Jim Sterling
Here's the context:

Cop gets shot, writer sounds like a 1950's housewife and complained about "half naked" females "draped" over people. I laugh.

That is the context.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 21:28
Fading Star
Wow. This really sucks.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 21:48
Im OK
@BigPunch and Sharpless

Let me preface the following by saying that I really don't mean to seem like a giant unfeeling douche bag here, despite how it may look. I am just going to say what I feel, and leave it at that.

I'm sorry, I truly am, but how is letting emotions govern the removal of something in this particular case any better or less retarded than when, say, the emotional parents of murdered (or murdering) children call for the banning of video games that supposedly caused their kids to be killed (or to kill)? In both cases, it's an irrational snap judgment based on emotional gut reaction against something that is almost entirely irrelevant to the situation. Yes, I do understand why it might have been done, regardless of what you may think, and while I do have utmost sympathy for a police officer having been killed, I still don't think that makes this an okay thing to do, no matter what the motivating force behind it may have been. This poster did not kill anyone, nor did the movie it is promoting, nor did the video game on which the movie is based (and that's likely the real issue here, because if this had been a James Bond poster instead of one for a video game movie, we probably wouldn't be having this discussion at all), and in fact none of these things had anything whatsoever to do with the tragedy that occurred. The only thing even remotely linking the two is that there just happens to be a picture of a man holding a gun. That's it, that's all, so why should it have been removed? Are all other gun related things going banned because of this as well? Are guns themselves being banned because of this? I don't think so, so why this? Just because this horrible thing happened in or near your hometown does not somehow make it okay that this mostly unrelated thing is being irrationally removed for no good reason. That there was a reason, given the context, I don't deny at all, but I still don't think it was a good one. It disappoints me that just because it happened near where you live, you seem to think that it was a legitimate reason, or at least that's the way it appears to me.

Again, I don't mean to be a heartless asshole here, but this is just the way I feel. And yes, I would be saying the same thing if something like this happened in my own city or, god forbid, to my own family on the opposite coast, because I would like to think that I would be able to keep my head about me at least enough to realize that a poster for a movie had nothing at all to do with it. That's all.

@Action Bastard

It should be entirely obvious that being a dumb fuck is... well... a dumb fuck thing to be, without the need to preach it. And even if it were preached here, the dumb fucks who really need to hear it are likely too busy out doing dumb fuck things to even see it. But just in case there's someone here who may indeed need to hear it, let me preach it here: DON'T BE A DUMB FUCK! Don't do the things Action Bastard described in his post, because you would have to be retarded to even consider it.

Anyway, yeah, the robbers of that Dunkin' Donuts shop were indeed the dumbest of fucks. With that said, what does a poster for a movie have to do with the price of tea in China, be it Hitman or James Bond or whatever, aside from the OMG A GUN!!! angle? Hitman didn't somehow force those guys to be colossally dumb fucks, and in fact had nothing to do with it, again aside from the OMG A GUN!!! thing. And yet it got taken down as a result of it.

However, as we can see here, some people are saying that in this case, just this once, maybe it's kind of okay that something got removed, because there were extenuating circumstances, no matter how utterly flimsy they may be. Emotional gut reaction should not be a factor for determining something like this, no matter the time or context, in my opinion, and yet it was. This is why there is a need to preach on the wrongs of censorship, in my opinion.

Again, if I sound like an asshat here, so be it, even though it's not my intent. I simply feel that this all needed to be said.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 21:52
Jim Sterling
Im OK:

Perfect.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 21:57
Necros
Utterly ridiculous. Nothing wrong with that ad.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 23:23
Sharpless
@Im OK
You make good points and I agree on some of them, but I don't think I've communicated my point properly. If I was a victim of gunplay, I wouldn't go crying about posters or movies or whatever. I'm not saying anyone should. All I'm saying is that, in a somewhat extreme case like this, people need to be sensitive to those who are hurting or upset. It's a damn movie poster. I would want them removed out of sensitivity to the families. (I wouldn't protest them, but I would remove them if I had the authority to do so.) The world isn't about me and it isn't about you (general, not specifically you) and your (again) games, it's about other people. (Uh, that makes sense. Somehow. Trust me.) This is a harmless and inconsequential gesture (and no, I don't believe that this in particular is part of any slippery slope) and it's a small sacrifice to make. It's not something worthy of such a title as "Poster pulled for daring to have a gun on it".

Frankly, in a place so messed up with gun violence Philadelphia, I think it's far more sensible to keep guns out of the local advertising, than not to. Good grief, typing that out just made me realize how fucking obvious that should be. Think about it.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 15:09
brad drac
->Im OK: Thanks for rewriting again the whole "censorship bad" schtick so the rest of us don't have to.

->Sharpless/Bastard: If the authorities have a problem with guns, they should ban guns and not pictures of them. Conversely, if they have a problem with pictures of guns, they should ban all of them. All films, games, TV shows, magazines, newspapers, documentaries by this logic should not be allowed distribution in phillie, otherwise it'd be a double standard. Seeing as I'm sure you'll agree this would be utterly insane, which is why I feel this banning is stupid. Society is me, and you, and the rest of them. It's a group of individuals. If everything that offended a small minority of society was banned, nothing would legally be allowed to exist.
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