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While some gaming product names are unintentionally pervy, you'd have to wonder about something named the Wii Shaft.    

Gametrailers has this video of a arcade-style controller for the Nintendo Wii. The joystick is aimed at players of the various Virtual Console titles, with an emphasis on the fighting ones. It sports a ball-style joystick and six face buttons, all equipped with a "turbo" function. You'll be able to relive your NES Advantage (link for the chilluns) days for just about any title that doesn't require shoulder buttons or dual analog sticks.

For the questions that the video didn't answer, we hit up the Shaft Web page. It turns out that this contorller is not wireless, though the stick does work with analog titles (they reference Super Mario 64 as an example). The site offers a pre-order price of $39.95 for one shaft or $69.95 for two, and they're available in Artic White, Coral Pink, or Midnight Black.

Do you think that a big shaft will help your gaming? Or are you going to give this the shaft? 








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MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:07
MaxVest
Colette said it better than I can... because I'm missing the necessary equipment.
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:08
JDUB X
Ha Ha!

He said "Its the best way to give your friends the SHAFT"

clever bastard
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:09
BluDesign
Dude, I hate to burst your bubble, but I think Colette or Faith put up their "commercial" on the front page like 5 months ago.

It was girls in skimpy outfits poorly playing SFII, IIRC...
c0dek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:11
c0dek
at this rate, it won't be long before we're all saying "also, Wii cocks"
Urashima's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:13
Urashima
Yet another Wii Perhipheral in a long line of too many. Clearly they need to make a Wii Power Glove or Wii R.O.B. and stop messing with arcade sticks, plastic guns and what not.
drMario1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:15
drMario1337
Dude, this is getting old. A Wii Power Glove would be amazing.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:18
blehman
Isn't the wiishaft what Nintendo's giving the people that want a wii but can't find one?
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:26
DJDuffy
oh boy, I can't wait to give my friends the shaft.
Animated Trigger's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:36
Animated Trigger
I have a friend who was talking about wanting to play Brawl with that thing when it comes out, since he's always used an arcade stick for SF and Tekken games. I think he's insane. Err, well, I KNOW he's insane, but you know what I mean.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:37
AgentMOO
The bar has been lowered. Only way to surpass the phallic quotient is to name the next product the Wii Peniscock
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:44
Tubatic
From the website:

Q: How big is the Shaft?
A: The Shaft is an Arcade-Style Controller, so it is approximately 6 inches x 11 inches.

heh
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:45
Excel-2011
I get the feeling I've heard about this before.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 16:51
Dr Milkdad
I like joysticks. I hate the name. I won't buy it because it's useless.
TehModel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 17:00
TehModel
Does it pass through the Wiimote, or does it plug into a Gamecube port? Because if this also acts a Gamecube controller, I'll seriously think about ordering one.
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 17:02
BlackSunEmpire
In Soviet Russia, Wii Shaft you!
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 18:52
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Do you think that a big shaft will help your gaming?

If by gaming, you mean "furious gender-neutral masturbation"... then yes, baby, YES!
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 19:27
grrza
"The inside of the Shaft, all the way down, is a steel core. You can't wrench on it too hard and break it."
lolololololololol

This guy knew _exactly_ what he was saying.
c0dek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 19:29
c0dek
the real question, of course, is does it vibrate>
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 21:15
Bob Muir
Kinda old, but anyways, don't want.
Furnimus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 22:01
Furnimus
lolololololololololzlolzolooololzololzlolzlzllllollololol
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 23:34
Holyetheline
He said "playing sperience" like a 7 year old. What a silly goose.
Gonzo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2008 14:04
Gonzo
But I already have a big black shaft.

PowerGloving is a thing of the past. Now we have Power fisting.
Xbox iover's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 21:15
Xbox iover
The wii sucks ass. You all do if you you like that little piece of shit for a console.
Xbox 360 lover's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 21:27
Xbox 360 lover
I think that the wii is cool.
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