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Phallic-headed wonders: New screens for Aliens: Colonial Marines look sexy photo

CVG have some new (REAL) screens of Sega's tactical xenomorph shooter, Aliens: Colonial Marines. While the first proposed "scans" were most likely fake, these new ones are the real deal and look hotter than the mother of all MILFs, the Alien Queen herself.

The xenomorphs, arguably the stars of the show, look gorgeous, with just the right level of detail and shiny sleekness to bring Giger's nightmarish phallic creations to life. The environments also promise a moody and, dare I say it, scary atmosphere. If this game can create a sense of dread as you pick your way through a dank nest of facehugger eggs, then I am absolutely sold.

It seems that Aliens: Colonial Marines is off to a good start, with a truly menacing representation of the alien creatures and an atmospheric look that should provide players with a heavy dose of the creeps. We won't know for sure until we can get our hands on it though, so if anyone at Sega is reading this -- DO WANT GIMME NAOW!!!








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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:43
BlindsideDork
EPIC DO WANT!

There will be no "Gameover, man" here!
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:44
MrJunko
Man those screen shots look REALLY awesome. Have they specified what system this is going to be on?!
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:47
Demtor
Looks like they have the visual look and feel of Aliens down, wonder how well the story will fit in to the series. To me, thats what killed the later movies... the terrible plots and cheesy dialog.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:49
BigPopaGamer
Um...yes?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:50
mix
Screens do look sexy! I also wonder what this is in the makes for, multi-systems probably.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:52
Teta
Those screenshots lok really good.
Give me the ability to use one of those modified cargo robots (the one that was used on the second movie) and i am sold.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 09:59
nademagnet
I want this game now! Looks like Doom3 engine? If so, it should run nicely on my PC.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:01
Snaileb
That marine is so boned.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:13
BlindsideDork
360, PS3, PC
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:14
Colette Bennett
Want to have sex with those screenshots. Want, want, want.
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:16
PsychosesMan
"This is clearly an important species we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them."
"Wrong!"
"Yeah, watch us."

I can't wait to see if they simulate a shitty leader who gets most of the team killed with his incompetence.
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:17
PsychosesMan
Oh! And they have to get Bill Paxton to whine at the Game Over screen! 8D
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:18
brosef
No words...should have sent...a poet.
scottus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:21
scottus
This game is worthless without Hicks. Voice by Michael Biehn himself. You were all thinking it, I just said it.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:28
MrJunko
@ snaileb

Not unless he does a flash kick to the alien in front severing his face, and while in mid air shoots the one behind him with that shotgun.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:31
MrJunko
@ scottus

"This game is worthless without Hicks. Voice by Michael Biehn himself. You were all thinking it, I just said it."

Ill be content if Ron Pearlman, Keith David, Sigourney Weaver, and Gilbert Gottfried were asked to do voice overs.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:32
WastelandTraveler
oh god all mighty this might not be avp 2 but oh my god was avp 1 fun and scary as shit with coop. I cannot WAIT for this.. DO NOT FUCK UP!
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:33
PsychosesMan
@Scottus
Hey, dude was in Tiberian Sun. No reason they can't get him for this.

@MrJunko
While spry kung-fu marines would be pretty awesome, the prospect seems unlikely.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 10:55
Rucksack
Please don't suck!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:01
Samit Sarkar
From those awesome screenshots, it’s clear that one of the selling points of the game is going to be alien vaginas:

MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:04
MrJunko
@ psychoses

"While spry kung-fu marines would be pretty awesome"

PRETTY awesome!? wrong answer. WRONG answer.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:09
Static Jak
I really hope this has co-op.
pixelsword's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:11
pixelsword
@ TETA:

I wanna squeeze your Avatar.
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:19
PsychosesMan
@Junko
I DON'T DO ENTHUSIASM! NOT FOR YOU! NOT FOR ANYBODY!

I used to do enthusiasm for Trent Reznor, but he just couldn't be as consistently awesome after The Fragile.

@Samit
Xenomorph larvae: Worst STD ever.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:23
Arttemis
They don't need any of the actors of Aliens to make this game good. AvP games didn't have them and they were great (aside from that xpack for AvP2...)

But seriously, Private Hudson is all I would never want to hear, wondering how to get out of the chicken shit outfit that is the colonial marines.
brotherkirk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:24
brotherkirk
These scans look terrific! The only thing is, they seem to be following the style/feel/plot of Aliens very closely. Not to look a gift alien in its drooling, retractable second-mouth, but I was wondering if we'd also get some non-canon missions in there. Do we get a shot at the powerloader? Time will tell.
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:30
PsychosesMan
@brotherkirk
They can't follow canon completely, or it'll just be Ripley being the hero with the actual marines completely secondary.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:39
BluDesign
@Collette

From the look of the screenshot that Samit posted, it looks like you'll have the chance.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:46
Holyetheline
Those graphics look great.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:51
Unicorn
omg. first person Alien game.... DO WANT!!!


is this going to be like Alien vs. Predator 3 (Which i want to exist)?

i want to be the aliens and bust through some chests and skulls of lowlife marines so BADLY!!!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:53
Rockvillian
The ultimate weapon that killed the Aliens turned out to be CG. Face it, it's true.

Looking forward to this though, I loved the first AvP game!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:55
AngelsDontBurn
God I seriously can't wait for this. I really really really can't. This is something I've been waiting for, for a VERY long time.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 11:57
Hitogoroshi
This game will complete me.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 12:05
catsithx
Yeah ther will beno game over untill the ailen rips your heart out then slowy eats you
solojon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 12:08
solojon
Game Informer article states as of right now it will be 4 player co-op, But as in the movies the number of characters will slowly be widdled down. The game is currently visioned to be marines sent to investigate the abandon ship ripley was on in aliens, and briefly in Alien 3.
scottus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 12:12
scottus
Well, if I can't have Hicks, I'll settle for weapons that include the shotgun "for close encounters" include "sharp sticks"

NOTE TO DEVS - Achievement for # of shotgun kills must read "For Close Encounters" This is not a request. Also, pulse rifle should be "Feel The Weight"
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 12:14
nukka jdav
Those alien vaginas were seriously sicking me out....


But in a way I've never been sicked out before.

A good way.
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 12:23
PsychosesMan
@scottus
Also "Short Controlled Bursts" for ammo conservation.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 12:27
Sharpless
Looks scary, which is appropriate.
Darkknight37's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 13:09
Darkknight37
The geek juices flow strong with this one.
Xbudz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 13:19
Xbudz
Oh My Goodness.

I want.

Give to me.

Z
O
M
G.

Bring it, Sega!
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 13:21
Baron Calico
First, I wanna say that this looks awesome. Seriously awesome. And labeling it a tactical shooter gives me hope that it will be more than a Doom 3-esque jump-fest shooting gallary.

Now! Criticism. Why the hell do all Aliens games have to use the exact same environment templates? The hexigon hallways, the facehuggers in tubes... it's all so overused and familiar. It doesn't diminish the game looking awesome, but I'd like to see some new environments concieved. Lets fight them in a cave-ridden jungle, or some outdoor suburbia. Why does every planet in the Aliens universe have to look like LV-426?!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 13:32
vexed alex
A possible great licensed game?

0_0
Xbudz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 13:41
Xbudz


Need I say more?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 14:11
Rockvillian
Xbudz...... have some dignity SHE'S MARRIED! :O
TheHunter234's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 14:37
TheHunter234
Holy crap I want this game.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 14:41
Cheeburga
They so didn't need to make that look like a vagina.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 15:51
TheToiletDuck
Nice of those Aliens to come to the aid of a soldier that tripped on an ill placed X-ray machine.
You can always trust those Scorpian Aliens, they're good guys.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 16:19
Eschatos
I predict that marine is going to die.
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