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The irony Jim is I'm sure many would argue this the most newsworthy thing you've posted on a weekend for quite some time.
Anyways, Molyneux' falls through ice is so overrated.
The irony Jim is I'm sure many would argue this the most newsworthy thing you've posted on a weekend for quite some time.
Anyways, Molyneux' falls through ice is so overrated.
It was probably because the weight of all that BS accumulated over the years.
Jim, hilarious headline and piece
Jim, hilarious headline and piece
But he promised us an alternate ending in which he did drown, but then was resurrected three days later and spotted hovering above the ice in a crown of thorns.
Where is our alternate ending, Mr. Molyneux?
Where is our alternate ending, Mr. Molyneux?
I bet he used motion controls to get up. Doesn't feel right with a button mashing sequence or a quick time event, although it would be hysterical to watch.
You actually made me laugh out loud, Jim. It's not a first but it doesn't happen that often when I'm at work.
So that's the sort of research they do in surrey these days.
That is an n of 1. No way they'll get it published. They'll need a lot more iced Molyni's (plural of molyneux) before the results are conclusive.
That is an n of 1. No way they'll get it published. They'll need a lot more iced Molyni's (plural of molyneux) before the results are conclusive.
Destructoid's Review Editor and news reporter/journalist Jim Sterling failed to amuse masses. While this is ordinarily not newsworthy, I just want you to imagine Jim Sterling failing to be funny. It's not really hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the guy's safe and contributing, but c'mon ... Jim Sterling. Trying to be funny.
since joining dtoid couple of months ago, my perception of jim's pieces somehow shifted from funny to trolling. is it me or anyone else feels that way?
since joining dtoid couple of months ago, my perception of jim's pieces somehow shifted from funny to trolling. is it me or anyone else feels that way?
I'm about 20 minutes away from that place on foot, I could totally go take a picture of the hole and immortalise it forever.
Seriously though, I'm glad Peter Molyneux okay. Falling through the ice is scary. He's lucky to be alive.
Hopefully he gets well soon and gets back to making games that I don't play.
Hopefully he gets well soon and gets back to making games that I don't play.
"Destructoid's Review Editor and news reporter/journalist Jim Sterling failed to amuse masses."
This would work if it didn't follow a bunch of comments expressing the opposite sentiment.
Methinks you are out of your depth, son.
This would work if it didn't follow a bunch of comments expressing the opposite sentiment.
Methinks you are out of your depth, son.
@cziwodiwad
Everyone other than Jim and the 12 people who give him handjobs in the comments second everytime he posts anything, anything at all.
Everyone other than Jim and the 12 people who give him handjobs in the comments second everytime he posts anything, anything at all.
"It is believed that Peter Molyneux's slip into the ice was the greatest and most innovative slip into ice that the world of ice accidents has ever witnessed."
Chortled like a motherfucker. Kudos.
Chortled like a motherfucker. Kudos.
I think that ANYONE who post there opinion on the Internet will be called a troll, fanboy, Sony loyalists, etc.... at one point or another. Ecspecially if your opinion is different than the masses.
On topic it would really suck to fall into freezing ass cold water. I'm glad the mans safe.
On topic it would really suck to fall into freezing ass cold water. I'm glad the mans safe.
I wouldn't give Jim a handjob, unless, you know, he asked or something.
I mean unless money was involved.
Probably.
I mean unless money was involved.
Probably.
yutt:
Who's worse? The 12 people giving me handjobs or the 4 people obsessed with posting negative comments?
I tend to favor the ones with spunky fingers.
Who's worse? The 12 people giving me handjobs or the 4 people obsessed with posting negative comments?
I tend to favor the ones with spunky fingers.
@cziwodiwad
yeah It's just you...
@yutt
I'd rather be a handjob-giving commenter then a whiny bitch like you...
also why come in here, read this article and take the time out to comment on it if it bothers you so much, just don't read it... the title itself and the writer should make it clear to you that it's most likely a fun-piece with an sprinkling of news on it and not the other way around...
also, LOL @ the breakthrough-comment! :p
also, cocks...
yeah It's just you...
@yutt
I'd rather be a handjob-giving commenter then a whiny bitch like you...
also why come in here, read this article and take the time out to comment on it if it bothers you so much, just don't read it... the title itself and the writer should make it clear to you that it's most likely a fun-piece with an sprinkling of news on it and not the other way around...
also, LOL @ the breakthrough-comment! :p
also, cocks...
As I understand his statement, he was trying to rescue Milo who he observed falling into the pond himself, who he now believes to be a fully fledged human being of his own creation.
Molyneux I have decided has become an oroborus of his own hype.
Molyneux I have decided has become an oroborus of his own hype.
Jim:
i'd say both groups are not cool, paps. extremism is not cool no matter how you look at it
@mistic
seems it's not only. also, 'strive for perfection' don't give handjobs and don't be a whiny bitch. i challange you.
and to answer your question. i read the article because i did enjoyed jim's writing when i joined. i found them quite fresh and funny. now, some time later i find them more annoying than funny. and it made me sad :( because it's either me losing my sense of immature humor or jim losing his edge. either way it's bad.
also: haha. molyneux fell into ice. so funny. haha. i don't like him because there's no fable 2 pc!!1on1e
i'd say both groups are not cool, paps. extremism is not cool no matter how you look at it
@mistic
seems it's not only. also, 'strive for perfection' don't give handjobs and don't be a whiny bitch. i challange you.
and to answer your question. i read the article because i did enjoyed jim's writing when i joined. i found them quite fresh and funny. now, some time later i find them more annoying than funny. and it made me sad :( because it's either me losing my sense of immature humor or jim losing his edge. either way it's bad.
also: haha. molyneux fell into ice. so funny. haha. i don't like him because there's no fable 2 pc!!1on1e
Normally I'm not the 'this is news??' Type but..
Bah, who am I kidding. I was actually worried though, I liken Mr. Molyneux with other greats such as The Great Shigeru Miyamoto. Yeah, yeah, he's a hype-man through and through but I've loved pretty much every game the dude has made and to think that could come to and end made my heart skip a beat. D: (see cause lots of people die from falling into/through ice and I tend to always think the worst-case scenario >_<).
Bah, who am I kidding. I was actually worried though, I liken Mr. Molyneux with other greats such as The Great Shigeru Miyamoto. Yeah, yeah, he's a hype-man through and through but I've loved pretty much every game the dude has made and to think that could come to and end made my heart skip a beat. D: (see cause lots of people die from falling into/through ice and I tend to always think the worst-case scenario >_<).
All Molyneux does is over-hype and lie - he told us Black and White was going to reinvent gaming; he does it with every game he makes. Douchebag I say, but that doesn't mean I wanted to see him die, happy he's alright and alive. Though Jim did make a good point, Peter in ice = hilarity.
Fable III to feature real time frozen water-deformation systems. Reportedly, Lionhead boss Peter Molyneux took specific steps to ensure that this feature was as realistic as possible.
Onto some ice.
Onto some ice.
I already find falling in an icy pond scary, but to imagine falling through the ice and finding yourself trapped underwater with Peter Molyneux is enough to keep me awake for the rest of the year.
He looks a bit like a freaky demon. Anyone else get that vibe?
He looks a bit like a freaky demon. Anyone else get that vibe?
Peter Molynuex:
" Recently, we've made some real breakthroughs in environmental immersion! "
" Where's Milo?"
" Recently, we've made some real breakthroughs in environmental immersion! "
" Where's Milo?"
This is the first time Molyneux has done anything without hyping it up beforehand. We just went straight to disappointment instead.
[i]I guess you could say he made a ...
*puts on shades*
Breakthrough...[/i]
I fucking love you.
Ice will play an integral part in Fable 3. Or be it the icy nature of man's heart. OHHHHH.
*puts on shades*
Breakthrough...[/i]
I fucking love you.
Ice will play an integral part in Fable 3. Or be it the icy nature of man's heart. OHHHHH.
I guess you could say that he's a real...
*pauses and dramatically puts his shades on*
Icebreaker
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
*pauses and dramatically puts his shades on*
Icebreaker
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
I decided long ago, that if Molyneux announces a game, read some previews, but never learn a single thing from the man himself.
If he were to make you a grilled cheese sandwich, he would tell you that it would revolutionize sandwich making as a whole, and not only that but come with a free soda AND a hooker, and there would be countless ways to enjoy your new hooker, soda, and sandwich, but deliver instead a slice of pumpernickel with a lukewarm piece of un-cheese on top, that he only allows you to eat in one way.
If he were to make you a grilled cheese sandwich, he would tell you that it would revolutionize sandwich making as a whole, and not only that but come with a free soda AND a hooker, and there would be countless ways to enjoy your new hooker, soda, and sandwich, but deliver instead a slice of pumpernickel with a lukewarm piece of un-cheese on top, that he only allows you to eat in one way.
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