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PETA tries to make a point with Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals

12:43 PM on 11.17.2008, Colette Bennett 84 comments

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After titles such as Super Chick Sisters, PETA figured there was no reason to stop there: why not inject the universe with a further dose of their own brand of creativity? This time the result is Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, a flash game that more or less follows Mama's dark path as I outlined way back when.

Play the game and you'll find yourself playing a demonized version of Majesco's lovable character, who prepares Thanksgiving dinner by plucking the feathers and innards out of a dead turkey. The game clearly intends to disgust the player by showing these things, which is hard to react to when it's done in a cartoon style.

At a quick glance, one might think that PETA is trying to imply that the Cooking Mama titles are heartless games that show Mama cheerfully preparing all kinds of dead animals for scrumptious meals (and they certainly are delicious -- the whole thing made me hungry for a holiday meal), but I think what they are actually going for is to find an effective way to speak to the gamer about not eating animals. Unfortunately, this isn't it.


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Oolong's Avatar
Oolong at 11/17/2008 12:43
Taito should sue their asses off for copyright infringement on both Mama and the logo.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 11/17/2008 12:44
This game is so ridiculous, all itdid was make me hungry
sicPOS's Avatar
sicPOS at 11/17/2008 12:45
PETA knows how to make a good flash game. I can't wait for Thanksgiving now.
Tet's Avatar
Tet at 11/17/2008 12:48
Why doesn't PETA just fuck off and die already.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 11/17/2008 12:48
Look at that scrawny thing! I'd be against killing such a WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY turkey to eat too!

Eh, whatever. Goes good with stuffing all the same.
Half left's Avatar
Half left at 11/17/2008 12:51
I played this game and then had a smoked bacon sarnie.

True story.
J03yyz's Avatar
J03yyz at 11/17/2008 12:53
fuck peta.
PwnanObrien's Avatar
PwnanObrien at 11/17/2008 12:58
I'm going to take up eating Turducken in protest of this slanderous copyright infringement.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 11/17/2008 13:00
its lunch time here in the Midwest. Everyone find yourselves a nice pheasant to disembowel and devour.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 11/17/2008 13:05
All the energy that went into making this game could have been put to much better use.
t3h d0n's Avatar
t3h d0n at 11/17/2008 13:06
mmmm turkey, I shall have myself a smoked turkey sandwich for lunch, thanks PETA :)
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 11/17/2008 13:15
I'm waiting for them to attack Sega, insisting they make a Sea Kitten friendly version of their fishing games.

In before idiots try to defend PETA as a reputable organization.
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Timmeh at 11/17/2008 13:16
If we weren't meant to eat me we wouldn't have evolved the teeth, enzymes and whatever else to deal with it. I can't stand these fucking holier than thou vegetarians and their 'consciensous objection' to eating meat.

And yeah, they should get a fat lawsuit for ripping off some highly recognisable parts of the Cooking Mama brand. Maybe they'll have to declare bankruptcy and finally shut the fuck up.
Horatio Caine's Avatar
Horatio Caine at 11/17/2008 13:17
I agree. This makes it much cooler.
occono's Avatar
occono at 11/17/2008 13:18
Seriously, how do they think they are not going to be sued over this?
zombiekiller13's Avatar
zombiekiller13 at 11/17/2008 13:18
To quote comedian Jim Gaffigan:

(imaginary PETA supporter) Do you know what they do to those poor chickens?

(Jim's response) Noooo...but it's delicious.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 11/17/2008 13:18
Holy shit, this game is amazing!
twincannon's Avatar
twincannon at 11/17/2008 13:19
ROFL, this is amazing.
j00zt1n's Avatar
j00zt1n at 11/17/2008 13:20
It's interesting how close they get to the actual game, you can tell someone at PETA is actually a fan.

Here's a link to the bonus wallpaper you get at the end for beating it, so you guys don't have to waste your time.

[img=http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3083/cmpetamkawallpaperwidestk8.th.jpg][img=http://img369.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif]
Funkiller's Avatar
Funkiller at 11/17/2008 13:21
I could go for a steak. Or some bacon. Hot wings sound good. Some sushi...
j00zt1n's Avatar
j00zt1n at 11/17/2008 13:22
Bleh. And apparently I fail at posting pics from imageshack on here.
njsykora's Avatar
njsykora at 11/17/2008 13:27
Man, I'd kill for some chicken right now.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 11/17/2008 13:32
/awesomeface
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AlucardX24 at 11/17/2008 13:34
This is a great game. *plays it while eating a turducken.*
chronoswing's Avatar
chronoswing at 11/17/2008 13:43
Dear PETA,

Die in a fire.

Your Truly, Ronald Mcdonald.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 11/17/2008 13:46
My palm... it has a face.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 11/17/2008 13:51
I'd like a game where I can cook Peta executives and eat them.
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necrozen at 11/17/2008 13:53
If peta was ever reputable, they certainly aren't any more. I think they've pretty much reduced themselves to a bunch of clowns who do a shock tactic every once in a while to keep their name in the news in the hopes of converting a few strays - but really all it does is remind me how much I hate them. Peta. The new Christianity.
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unstoppablejuggernaut at 11/17/2008 13:59
im not going to defend peta but the overwhelming amount of
"fuck peta"
and
"im gonna go eat a stake cause it tastes good"
or whatever other things have been said above is no surprise.

but i will address one thing:
Timmeh "If we weren't meant to eat meat we wouldn't have evolved the teeth"
the simple fact is that we have the teeth of herbivores. look at any carnivorous animal out there and you will notice zero similarity between what they have and what we have other then they are teeth. Hunters teeth are sharp and long ours are short and flat. and as far as the rest of the medical stuff goes we arent designed to digest meat, our teeth and our internal structure isnt set up to deal with flesh plain and simple.

but if you wanna eat meat thats fine nobody is stopping you but take all the knee jerk "fuck peta" reactionary shit back to kindergarten with you cause its just stupid.
j00zt1n's Avatar
j00zt1n at 11/17/2008 14:00
Here, have one more wallpaper, minus the PETA.

http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cookingmamaoo1.jpg
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 11/17/2008 14:04
I looked at the flash game and at one point they actually have a bowl on the screen with a big bloos splatter on it that has 'Majesco' written on the side.

Oh boy I really hope they take 'em to court. Of course being the video games industry they'll probably just do nothing, as ever.
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 11/17/2008 14:07
Where is the PETA game where they collect hundreds of homeless pets and then gas them "humanely" at their offices? Or the one where only suburban rich kids without a clue ever support them?
Danmartigan's Avatar
Danmartigan at 11/17/2008 14:08
Peta forgot to mention that you can easily get a free range turkey at most grocery stores. Maybe they should be attacking the commercial farmers instead of people actually eating meat. Anyway, I hope they get sued.

@Necrozen- wow, bashing christianity huh? How original.
zombiekiller13's Avatar
zombiekiller13 at 11/17/2008 14:09
Oh, by the way, this is also the group that wanted Ben & Jerry's to use breast milk instead of cow's milk in their ice cream.

There's a point where an honest, just cause turns into a joke.

Hey, I'm fine that you are a vegetarian. You don't need to shove it down my throat, though.

And I've seen what an animal looks like when it's gutted and dressed, so you ain't shocking me...especially when it's shown in cartoon form.
MisterMingo's Avatar
MisterMingo at 11/17/2008 14:12
Thanks for this hilarious game, PETA.

...Wait, it's not supposed to be funny?

Oh well. Time to go eat some meat. Mmmmm, delicious meat. I'd almost feel bad if animals could reason or feel emotions.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar
GrumpyTurtle at 11/17/2008 14:16
I use to live on a farm, so I'm no stranger to killing and cleaning chickens and turkeys for food. Didn't make me want to eat them any less when I was 7, why would I change my mind now?
I mean really, how many of us would buy a cooking mama game where you have to gut and clean the animal before you cook it? I know I would. Cooking mama, rated M for HARDCORE AWESOME ANIMAL GORE!
chronoswing's Avatar
chronoswing at 11/17/2008 14:17
@Danmartigan

Well like Christianity, PETA opens themselves up for these sorts of attacks. PETA is really almost no different than the psycho christian fundy's, both are only concerned about themselves and making sure they shove thier close minded views onto everyone else.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 11/17/2008 14:17
I liked the game until Mama turned into a vegetarian.
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flaming burrito at 11/17/2008 14:25
@juggernaut

my main problem with PETA is that while animal rights may be nice and all, but compared to some of the other issues in the world, its tiny. Lets work on human rights first, before we make any attempts at animal rights.
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Xhumation at 11/17/2008 14:25
The cause for this is hilarious.

The whole point of this is to force Majesco into making a vegan versio of Cooking Mama...

What?

Something is seriously wrong with PETA
Wghj55's Avatar
Wghj55 at 11/17/2008 14:34
I respect people who decide to be vegetarian or vegan, but honestly trying to use "scare" tactics with cooking mama...for one shes about as innocent as a video game character can get and then they make the game actually somewhat fun. The second part of the game, where you make a tofu dinner wasn't nearly as fun as gutting the turkey and making giblet gravy. Also I can't think of cooking mama without thinking of the VG Cats comic of her.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar
Capn Birdseye at 11/17/2008 14:39
Agree, I would actually play this version of Cooking Mama.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 11/17/2008 14:43
@Niero:
You should totally contract a Flash game developer to make such a game for use in the next Destructoid tournament.
Loogibot's Avatar
Loogibot at 11/17/2008 14:48
PETA stew sounds delicious!
mrplow8's Avatar
mrplow8 at 11/17/2008 14:48
PETA is a terrorist organization. And I'm not saying that as a joke, they really are. A go who was actually paid by PETA went to prison for burning down animal research labs, but PETA denied having any knowledge of him doing that. Then they came out and said something like (paraphrasing)"We don't condemn or support the use of violence to protect animals, but we acknowledge it." Wtf does that even mean?

PETA is basically Poison Ivy from Batman, only obsessed with animals instead of plants. PETA is even against people owning animals as pets. I wonder what all of the pet lovers who have donated money to PETA over the years would think of that.

I'm all for protecting animals, but the people who run PETA are extremists, and extremists are ALWAYS bad no matter what there cause is. PETA attacking video games over animals is no different then Jack Thompson attacking video games over violence.
DemonEyes23's Avatar
DemonEyes23 at 11/17/2008 14:49
wtf why did the eggs bleed!? mama needs to find a new produce vendor.
mrplow8's Avatar
mrplow8 at 11/17/2008 14:50
*That should say "a guy", not "a go". I'm not sure what a go is.
Mushman's Avatar
Mushman at 11/17/2008 15:05
Wait, what?!?!?!

WTF is wrong with PETA these days, fucking idiots.
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