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PETA's game of the year candidate: Super Chick Sisters photo

If you felt that your game library lacked the whiny melodrama that only PETA can provide, you can fear no longer, for Super Chick Sisters has you covered. The premise is an absolute winner -- you play as one of two chicks, each a rip-off of either Mario or Luigi, on a quest to rescue Pamela Anderson from the evil clutches of Colonel Sanders. It's up to you to bring KFC to justice and see to it that the corporation's evil treatment of chickens, something on par with the world's greatest genocides, is exposed to the masses.

The game is essentially a clone of Mario Bros. except with Colonel Sanders robospiders, a terrible faux-Mario theme tune and lectures from picketing student layabouts about how chickens have their beaks cut off (something that sounds more hilarious than horrifying, I'm sorry). Forget BioShock, only Super Chick Sisters can satisfy your gaming urges.

[Via Joystiq]


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Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 19:21
Trevor McGee
Penn & Teller's Bullshit on PETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY

Watch it, it's a good video that'll let you know how PETA really is. I'm all for treating animals right and such, but PETA is a horrible example of how it should be done.
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 20:54
rabidkeebler
Okay this is "my research". Farming can be as dirty (and is) as ranching. Plus farming gives and excuse for amonia nitrate, the chemical behind the Oklahoma City bombing. I don't see man surviving without meat, so I don't place alot of weight in the vegitartian and vegan general consincious.

If a regular person and a vegan were dropped in the middle of a forest, which one would survive? My money is on the normal guy because he has more food options. Man also has eyes towards the front of their face allowing them to single out targets (think Bear, wolf, cat, ape, etc). As well as canines and incisors for the ripping and tearing of meat. Thus, in my opinion, eating meat is just fine.

I also have isseus with the whole, animals have consious feelings to arguement. I mean even bugs have a basic causality in their system. A fight or flight reaction based upon basic animal traits. Things that are even seen in some plants. But until every chicken and cow can learn basic tricks like shake hands, sit, roll over, beg, then it is a useless arguement. This is proven even more with plants like the venus fly trap and the Mimosa punica, both of which have the ability to move.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 21:49
Jim Sterling
I ate a delicious "Big Daddy" meal from KFC tonight. It made me think of BioShock AND pissing all over PETA's parade. I think we know who's winning here, and it ain't the birds with no fucking beaks.
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 22:29
Farktoid
Penn and Teller really tore PETA a new one in their episode on the subject. Apparently PETA kills around 15,000 animals a year because they can't find them homes. Not to mention the large sums of money that are granted to the association just to find said money in the pockets of the executives.

Eat what you want, really. Just don't yell at me when I'm eating what I want.

Now I'm gonna go see if I can find the Big Daddy meal at KFC and hope I get the lightning plasmid as my prize.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 23:14
Tristero
Morrius - way to drop the Peter Singer reference. You instantly got added to my friends list.
CrackaSlim's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 23:57
CrackaSlim
Ugh, PETA the same PETA that has ties to the ALF. Look, I don't care what your diet consist of but damn it don't firebomb fucking research labs, especially labs that conduct medical research. There are a lot of sick people looking for treatment and cures for their problems/diseases. Besides if it wasn't for animal testing for research purposes, the vice president of PETA would've died. (Shes diabetic and needs insulin shots to survive. Ironically, said treatment was tested on pigs.)
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2007 00:15
Sharpless
unstoppable, get the sand out of your vagina, please. PETA sucks. Hard. And animals are abso-fucking-lutely not God's children (creations, yes; children, no), and they most certainly are not of the same value as humans. I believe that we shouldn't be unnecessarily abusive towards them, but there isn't anything in the Bible about not eating meat. In fact, to the contrary, it specifically says that meat's a-okay now. And I don't think I need to mention how screwed up PETA is. Others have given more than enough examples right here in this comment thread.

And, juggernaut, my comments are no different from most other people's here. If you're going to twist that into fuel for an anti-Christian fire, then that's just you looking for fuel. You want to twist Jim's KFC gloating into a little anti-atheist fuel? (Er, Jim, I assume you're an atheist. Forgive me if I'm wrong.) Christian or not, my opinion stands, and it isn't really any different from Orcist's or Jim's, I just said it differently.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2007 00:42
Jim Sterling
Haha, I love how it can just be assumed I am no man of God. :-D

No, very much an atheist here, mang. One who loves his chicken.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2007 08:52
Trevor McGee
@ unstoppablejuggernaut

He didn't even insult you. He said get the sand out of your vagina, which is more jokingly than anything else obviously. I think you're just oversensitive or something.

He's right though, PETA sucks at what they supposedly stand for. PETA kills more animals than they save, doesn't that scream that they're doing a horrible job? Why defend that? I'm all for the humane treatment of animals and such, but PETA is the last group of people who should be talking about it, especially since they condone the fire bombing of medical research facilities.

Also, people should take into consideration that at least the chickens killed by KFC are being used to feed the population. They're not killing chickens because they don't know what to do with them and are storing their corpses in garages or walk in freezers to rot.

PETA practices what they protest.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2007 15:51
Sharpless
Haha, true colors shown. :) Whatever, man. I really don't care. I would, however, like to point out that I haven't said a word about any of your beliefs. If you want to love animals hardXcore-like, that's your priviledge, just as it's mine to eat said animals. But hey, since you like harping on other people's faiths, please, allow me to be a nice, juicy target for you. Persecution rocks, dude. ;) I do suggest you properly examine this organization which you so staunchly defend. By supporting them, it's you who are supporting hypocrisy here.

No hard feelings. Cheers.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2007 16:15
UglyDuck
That webpage crashed my computer. Bluescreen and everything. Fuckers.
Gajeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 11:34
Gajeh
PETA sucks.
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