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PETA names Fable 2 most animal-friendly game of 2008 ... uh, chicken kickin'? photo

The moment PETA dropped this little press release into our inbox, I laughed until I was sick. The crazy animal rights activists and part-time terrorists have continued to exploit the games industry for attention, naming Fable II its most animal-friendly game of 2008. We are willing to give PETA the attention it craves, however, because in doing this, the group has shown just how little about videogames it understands.

Praising the game's "strong pro-vegetarian theme," PETA has lauded Fable II for awarding players "purity" points when they eat vegetables, and "corruption" points for eating meat. 

"In the virtual fight between good and evil, characters powered by tofu are just as powerful as their meat-eating counterparts—and are more fit and attractive to boot," claims PETA. "Featuring a strong pro-vegetarian theme, eating a plant-based diet helps you rack up "purity" points, whereas eating meat makes your character fat and evil. It’s a fun and innovative game, that’s also an effective tool that teaches gamers the real-life benefits of a vegetarian diet."

Yeah, that's great and everything, but PETA has clearly never played this game properly, otherwise it would know that the game also rewards players for KICKING CHICKENS IN THE CLUCKING FACE! Not only do you get an achievement for your chicken kickin' chicanery, but anybody watching you in the game will applaud and laugh. You also get an achievement for shooting cute bunny rabbits, and you can even quite happily neglect your dog. 

Oh, and let's not get into the whole "eat five crunchy chicks" mission, shall we?

PETA, you fail at videogames.

We’ve just announced our 6th annual Proggy Award winners and Fable 2 has been named the Most Animal-Friendly Game of 2008. Why? In the virtual fight between good and evil, characters powered by tofu are just as powerful as their meat-eating counterparts—and are more fit and attractive to boot. Featuring a strong pro-vegetarian theme, eating a plant-based diet helps you rack up "purity" points, whereas eating meat makes your character fat and evil. It’s a fun and innovative game, that’s also an effective tool that teaches gamers the real-life benefits of a vegetarian diet.

PETA's Proggy Awards recognize companies, people, and products for innovative and animal-friendly achievements. You can learn more about all of the December 2008 winners here: http://www.peta.org/feat/proggy/6th?c=p6apgb08.

Best,

Amy

 

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the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:15
the Golden Avatar
Mmm. Fable II taught me that fried chicks are delicious.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:15
Char Aznable
Fuck this, I'm firing up Fallout 3 in protest, so I can vaporize stray dogs and eat them.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:18
Half left
Delicious
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:23
The Young Scot
Fat people are evil
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:25
BigPopaGamer
"KICKING CHICKENS IN THE CLUCKING FACE!"

I laughed till I snorted coffee from my nose.

Why does anyone care about PETA? Seriously.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:32
ParaParaKing
OK, this proves PETA are as crazy as Peter Molyneux.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:33
TheToiletDuck
money hat
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:33
zombiekiller13
"...an effective tool that teaches gamers the real-life benefits of a vegetarian diet."

PETA. We are omnivores. We need a balanced diet, and eating only veggies will turn us into hippies. Dirty, dirty hippies, who think that Ben & Jerry should use breastmilk in their ice cream.

Also, please get out of my video game news.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:37
Demtor
Crunchy cickens! Om nom nom nom! Best part about the Fable series if you ask me.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:42
AgentMOO
I lol'd at Jim's use of Clucking
XYU's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:47
XYU
so weird, I actually use my Fable II game case to beat my dog...
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 08:51
Vitamin Awesome
Selective Context at its finest.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 09:01
Jim Sterling
XYU: You have no idea of the girly noise that escaped my mouth when I registered sheer glee at that comment.
XYU's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 09:11
XYU
glad I could be of service sir
Kaspar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 09:19
Kaspar
Please, someone, mail PETA and tell them about the chick kickin' n shit.

Oh the lulz-potential...
Mr Gilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 09:58
Mr Gilder
It's obvious that they never beat the game. All those things mentioned about are largely optional activities that affect your morality but. I never chowed down on a crunchy chick, never ate a scrap of meat, and treated my dog like a saint, but . . .

*SPOILER ALERT*

. . . during the portion of the game near the very end, when the world flashes back to your fantasy childhood in the country, there is a mission that requires you to kick chickens to "wrangle them." Foul abuse is forced upon you to beat the game! The horror!

Proof positive that hippies are just as apt to neglect their homework as the rest of us.
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 10:06
gamadaya
Video games aren't the only things PETA fails at.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 10:14
Furyfire
...I eat meat all the time in the game! Take that PETA!
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 10:22
Drach
Shouldn't PETA be concerned about REAL animals being abused rather than virtual ones? I treat Dogmeat real well in Fallout 3 and I also have 2 points in the animal friend perk... Isn't that animal friendly? Of course this is my first time through, and the next time I play through I'm gonna kill everyone and everything I come across. and then I'm gonna EAT THE DOG MEAT! HAHAHAHAHAH! Take THAT Peta!
Oh, and I abuse my real pets by forgetting to feed them for weeks on because I'm playing video games. (just kidding, I treat my real life pets pretty damn good)
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 10:25
silvain
lol peta
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 10:48
Drach
Oh, and I ate a Bison Roast last night for dinner.. Does that make me "Fat and Evil"? I don't think so.. I weigh a buck thirty five.
I don't understand how they can compare Fable 2 to real life.

IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 11:03
mistic
animal rights groups are possibly more idiotic then religious zealots...
s4ndm4n's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 11:15
s4ndm4n
I think the addition of being able to kick chickens is stupid and personally I wouldn't find it very humorous but its just a freaking game. I'm no PETA fan either. I just find it funny that they overlooked that! Besides the fact that I agree with Drach. WTF?! What the heck does ANY game have to do with the real world and real animal abuse? OY VEI!

Great article. :thumbs up:
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 11:20
Holyetheline
I'm a vegetarian but I have absolutely nothing to do with PETA. I don't eat meat because I don't like the taste of flesh in my mouth.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 11:20
F Whipple
but...but...i'm not fat and evil

those jerks
Knigge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 11:27
Knigge
Don't forget that beetles are evil. EVERYWHERE. And you must stabby stab them or suffer the consequences.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 11:54
Mxyzptlk
PETA fails at everything other than attention whoring themselves.
Shirley Temple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 12:30
Shirley Temple
Well played, Jim. I'll give you this one.
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 13:48
GunSlap
So peta is ok with crunchy chicks being eaten alive then? Sounds good to me.
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 15:34
Druid 01
lol yea first thing i thought of after this was the crunchy baby chicken eating, someone needs to post a link
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 16:39
Unicorn
do they not know about the existence of ANIMAL CROSSING.

Jesus PETA
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 18:53
Samit Sarkar
This post wins just for the phrase "chicken kickin' chicanery." I love you, Jim.
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