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Persona 3 cell phone prequel coming (to a faraway country) photo

Siliconera has word that Japan will be seeing a Persona 3 prequel in the form of a cell phone game that doesn't look entirely terrible. Here's the rundown:

Without delving into too much some events happen pre-Persona 3 Playstation 2 and you get to play through the events in Aigis: The First Mission. Decent looking 3D graphics, a soul point battle system and cameos from characters in the PS2 game (see left picture) for a mere 525 yen ($4.50).

Now that all of you Persona 3 devotees have actually begun contemplating the possible benefits of playing something like this on your KRAZR, let's examine the possibility of our country ever seeing it. Here's a list of things likely to occur before this game is localized for American gamers:

  • The Reverse Emancipation Proclamation reinstates slavery
  • Kelly LeBrock is again considered sexy by anyone with eyeballs, or a sense of smell
  • Fabio and George Clooney fight to the death (Removed for reasons of plausibility)
  • Milli Vanilli stage a comeback featuring Fab Morvan and a large stick designed to prevent the decayed corpse of Rob Pilatus from falling into the audience
  • Duke Nukem Forever hits store shelves (Is this still a joke? Really?)







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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 03:10
Toneman
Hurray! You didn't get shot in North Portland!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 03:18
Darren Nakamura
Come on Nex. First an awful Steam pun, now a Duke Nukem Forever jab? Just not feelin' it tonight? Do you want to talk about it?
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 03:35
frozenbabylon
The Reverse Emancipation Proclamation reinstates slavery

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 03:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
Hey, nice avatar!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 08:04
Dale North
Ah, the Aigis' history! Cool
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 10:28
Bob Muir
Why, Japan? Why must you taunt US gamers so?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 10:52
king3vbo
LOL @ Toneman
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 15:37
SourGr8pes
HOLY CRAP MILLI VANILLI IS COMING BACK?!?!? Oh, and a Persona 3 Cellphone game.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 15:52
Kyousuke Nanbu
First Persona 3FES and now a prequel cellphone game.

Yea, Atlus can blow me with this practice of expanded editions that we never see.
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