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Is it a coincidence that the words, Denis, Dyack, and Douche all start with the letter "D?" I think not.
Denis Dyack cries gum drops and sweats licorice. Denis Dyack's next game will be a complex merging of Martian poetry and Diablo. There will be loot drops but they will enrich your soul as opposed to your in game character. Denis Dyack is secretly every member of NeoGAF. His level of schizophrenia is currently unmeasurable on the Hertz-Caufield meter of schizophrenia measuring. Denis Dyack was so named because his mother knew he would one day grow up to be a real live superhero. Utterly disappointed by his dreams to be a game designer, she took her life tragically on his 30th birthday but was brought back to life by a robotic angel. Denis Dyack is set to go off at 8:15 PM on the 31st. There will be no survivors.
Thanks to this Dennis Dyack hype, I'm really interested in Too Human in a sick and wrong way. Luckily I don't own a 360, because otherwise I would have already bought it.
As annoying as he is, he is good for a laugh so long as you don't take him seriously.
I still think his likely cause of death will be drowning in his own ego soup though.
I still think his likely cause of death will be drowning in his own ego soup though.
I like the guy, mostly because i think he has a passion for games. He says what he thinks and right or wrong its better to hear what people relly think rather than PR speak.
At least he will be off again in a few weeks, returning to the skies in his invisible flying castle until the next cycle begins in ten years.
Oh Dyack. Thank you for giving us basement-dwellers something to justify our inclination to act like self-righteous jackasses from behind the safety and anyonymity of our computer screens.
Oh, we'd be acting like d-bags one way or the other, but it's nice to have a semi-justifiable target. That way nobody will give us shit for it. See, being held accountable for acting like sub-human scum always makes me feel a bit uncomfortable, and nobody would give me shit if I jumped on the bandwagon and dragged you through the mud for being a little too passionate about your game, and way too involved with the community.
Thanks!
Oh, we'd be acting like d-bags one way or the other, but it's nice to have a semi-justifiable target. That way nobody will give us shit for it. See, being held accountable for acting like sub-human scum always makes me feel a bit uncomfortable, and nobody would give me shit if I jumped on the bandwagon and dragged you through the mud for being a little too passionate about your game, and way too involved with the community.
Thanks!
"We know Will Wright is making Spore and we know Kojima made MGS, but we can talk about those games without the smug faces of their creators predominantly at the forefront of our minds."
That's because when we think of Spore, the image of cocks are at the forefront of out minds :X
I want an interview with Denis now that the game is getting scores that aren't fantastic. He can be all "people just don't GET it" and we can all leave comments here about how stupid he is. It'll be great <3
That's because when we think of Spore, the image of cocks are at the forefront of out minds :X
I want an interview with Denis now that the game is getting scores that aren't fantastic. He can be all "people just don't GET it" and we can all leave comments here about how stupid he is. It'll be great <3
Jim, I know that having extreme negative opinions is your schtick but now your just coming off as a git.
@ArrestedDeveloper
You took the words right out of my mouth... i know it's hard to stop hating (because you're a hater) but seriously Jim, get over it.. the game is out and people either bought it or didn't and either enjoyed it or not. new topic please.
You took the words right out of my mouth... i know it's hard to stop hating (because you're a hater) but seriously Jim, get over it.. the game is out and people either bought it or didn't and either enjoyed it or not. new topic please.
The name Dyack always makes me think of mallards, since it looks like "duck" and "quack" all at once.
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