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Penultimate experience in gaming arrives in Love Death 4 photo

You knew it was coming. You knew that one day man would devise a way to control videogames with his penis. We think with it most of the time. Most of the games we play have something to do with proving who has the bigger wang, and let's not pretend that the basis for most female game character design isn't to arouse the male gamer's sexual organ. Yes, using your penis to interact with videogames was practically a foregone conclusion, and now the conclusion has come to fruition with Love Death 4.

Love Death 4 is the fourth game in the series of Eroge games (erotic Japanese games) and will feature an interesting use of a USB connected camera. Teatime, the developer behind the game, had previously created Tech48, which used the camera for facial recognition in order to better interact with the ladies of the game. They have "extended" that technology a bit and the camera can now recognize shapes -- penis shaped shapes. The game's site (which I can't actually read) doesn't say explicitly what the shape recognition will be used for, but the example they give suggests that an in game character will recognize the male gamer's phallus and react to it accordingly.

I believe there is only one thing I can say here: Also, cocks.

[Thanks, unangbangkay]


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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:03
Krow
Ehrm. I don't know if things like this piss on or help prove the point unangbangkay was trying to make on eroge games. It's almost a weird mix of both.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:08
Super Drybones
INNOVATION!!!!
Hope the developer doesn't get too cocky and start dicking around with more ballzy ideas. They might get their employees sacked and be in a sticky situation.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:18
PhazonYoshi
I... what?
iEro-Sennin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:27
iEro-Sennin
This is what Natal should have been.
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:34
Laird
Teatime? MOAR LIEK TEABAG TIME AMIRITE!!11?
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:39
Matthew Blake
I think the real question is, how are they going to react to the penis? For all we know, it could end up in an instant game over. After all, flashing a girl you just started dating isn't exactly the best way to get her to sleep with you.

Also, augmented reality just got creepier.
Mr Television's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:45
Mr Television
In what sense 'penultimate'? Second to last to what?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:52
Los255
O_____________O
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 08:54
Matthew Razak
@MrTelvision

I assumed the ultimate experience would be actually having sex with a videogame.
Vrynix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 09:00
Vrynix
So, in the future weŽll get games that are Really only for men or women? Unless they include something that will make both sexes be able to play it...

Of course , i could just day it's an optional feature but that's not as strange.
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 09:23
CitizenErased
Finally.
The future has arrived.
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 09:27
KoKoO Psy
Step aside natal, the future is NOW!
H4RDC0RP5's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 09:41
H4RDC0RP5
@MrTelevision: I think he meant "penil-ultimate."

*chuckles unabashedly*

Last line of article=brilliance.
King Hippo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 13:51
King Hippo
There's already a game like this, it's called "sad loser with a cam and yahoo messenger". I played it one time, lost.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 14:17
Im OK
The only comment I had about this was the somewhat questionable use of the word "penultimate", but it looks like that's already been covered, so I got nothing.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 19:53
atastysammich
I'd like to see the game try and recognize it when I put a fake nose and glasses on it!
joques's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 01:56
joques
Penultimate doesn't mean what you think it means. It means "the next to last".
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 06:36
Matthew Razak
@joques

I already explained the use of penultimate in the title. The ultimate form of this would be having sex with the game, thus the step before that or the next to last step is using your penis for the controller.
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