It's a scenario many of us are familiar with. Our mother wanted jewels, but she had no way of getting them legally, so she'd kick us into a sea of floating gems. That's how we all grew up, right?
Kickin Momma from Hothead Games brings back those beautiful childhood memories, in a game that blends the falling puzzle fun of Peggle with the refreshing zest of child abuse. Don't worry though, the children in question are blue, which means it's all above board and nobody's getting yanked from the App Store.
The game is coming to iOS devices August 4 and it'll probably be pretty good.
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