2007 was a banner years for gaming, but that doesn't mean that tripe isn't being turned out at an equal pace. Some crappy games are hilarious though, and I think my world would be a different place without them. PC World has done their round-up for most offensive game of 2007, and here are the winners:
1. So you think you can drive, Mel?
2. Manhunt 2
3. V-Tech Rampage
4. Kane & Lynch:Dead Men
5. Mario Party 8
6. Resistance: Fall of Man
7. Scrabble DS
8. The Darkness
9. Lair
Some of those are obvious, but Mario Party 8? In case you missed it, the game was pulled from UK shelves due to the use of the word "spastic" which is apparently synonymous with a person who has cerebral palsy. Apparently, overseas peeps were not pleased that Nintendo had no respect for the disabled. Damn you, Nintendo.
DL Site's "Lewd Consultation Room" was somehow left off of this list, much to my chagrin. The summary actually reads:
A female doctor with a stethoscope conducts strange medical examinations.
She makes the men who come to see her take off their clothes and has a nurse lick their genitals.
Now that's offensive, people. Also, terrifying.
[Via PC World, thanks Justin]
Do you HAVE a sex drive?
Serious lulz at Scrabble DS, makes me wonder if people feel offended with dictionaries.
ya totally offended, what does being offended feel like?
it makes you laugh right?
The only thing offensive is the intelligence of that PC World editor.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/double_letter-bonus/ds-scrabble-offers-naughty-help-suggstion-to-stuck-user-304667.php
You called me a Fak tard? Eat this with ketchup!
And while I'm on the subject, how did Persona 3 not make this list? It has you summon monsters by blowing your fucking brains out! How did this one go unnoticed by whoever the fuck made this list?
On a side not, I do believe this is the most times I've said "fuck" in a comment. So, go me. I guess.
And I don't agree with this list, one game should be on there that isn't; Tenchu Z
I found this game fucking offensive because it completely ruined a great game, a great genre, and any hope I had for a decent ninja/samurai stealth game for these 'next-gen'-bullshit consoles.
Fuck all.
ALSO, PROTECT YOUR BALLSACK FROM CHEATING
Though this doesn't explain that Mel Gibson one, especially being at number one.