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Cradle of filth is jealous of anyone with even a tiny bit of awesomeness. This is because they suck.
A Merry Theron Thunday To You All!
so which wall will we decorate with the internal organs of an unlucky victim of those bows? Let's celebrate!
so which wall will we decorate with the internal organs of an unlucky victim of those bows? Let's celebrate!
I like how amazingly in touch the Boomers are to current world politics. In response to the Oil Spill and its political implications, I loaded up Gears to see what they would think of it.
"Boooooom! Yahaauahahuhuuu!"
We are blessed by their insight into not only the political implications but also the economic implications. We have the "Booom!" to indicate BP's stock shares and the laugh following that to highlight the action took against them. Laughable action.
Theron Guards are alright I guess.
"Boooooom! Yahaauahahuhuuu!"
We are blessed by their insight into not only the political implications but also the economic implications. We have the "Booom!" to indicate BP's stock shares and the laugh following that to highlight the action took against them. Laughable action.
Theron Guards are alright I guess.
Fuck Theron Guards.
Theron Sentiniels, however......OH U GOT DAT MANGO THERON SENTINIEL! YO I THINK OF NEW YORK KNICKS!
Also, I'm a skorge man myself. Being a rastafarian locust with a chainsaw staff that rides reavers into the sunset is straight ballin, yo.
SKORGE SUNDAAAY!
Theron Sentiniels, however......OH U GOT DAT MANGO THERON SENTINIEL! YO I THINK OF NEW YORK KNICKS!
Also, I'm a skorge man myself. Being a rastafarian locust with a chainsaw staff that rides reavers into the sunset is straight ballin, yo.
SKORGE SUNDAAAY!
Sorry, but the most badass enemies I've seen in a game yet are the Fleshpounds.
They, too, don't need to see, and are much more badass in that they don't NEED a ranged weapon to kick your ass. Their rotating spike arms do enough.
And if you have the GALL to NOT attack them, they get pissed off and when they get you, they'll re-size your asshole to a diameter of three feet.
I believe every Friday should be Fleshpound Friday, and be celebrated by playing Poundamonium in Killing Floor on Hell on Earth difficulty.
They, too, don't need to see, and are much more badass in that they don't NEED a ranged weapon to kick your ass. Their rotating spike arms do enough.
And if you have the GALL to NOT attack them, they get pissed off and when they get you, they'll re-size your asshole to a diameter of three feet.
I believe every Friday should be Fleshpound Friday, and be celebrated by playing Poundamonium in Killing Floor on Hell on Earth difficulty.
I always play this character in multi-player. He, or she?, just seems so fitting for the game. I go with him or the shirtless locust to blast mah nips.
Theron Guards are the only character model I'll use online. I always thought they were kind of neat.
Hell yes. The Theron Guards have always been my choice for the Locust side of multiplayer. Even all the way back to Gears 1...
I love it. @Epic: Skorge would be pimping if they didn't dip into their own stash too much. You seen how skinny those crack heads are! Jumping round an shit.
I've chainsawed my way through enough of them so I know that their insides are the same as any other locust.
Of all the actual locust soldiers, the Theron is pretty much at the top but it seems we have all forgotten about the GIANT FUCKING WORM THAT SINKS CITIES! I would ride one around and call it my GFW.
@Commandant Oreo.
How the hell did it take THAT many posts for a Charleze Theron joke? Good on you sir!
How the hell did it take THAT many posts for a Charleze Theron joke? Good on you sir!
I'm not paying tribute to these motherfuckers. In gears 1 these cunts called me a "siiimian". I'm a human being not a fucking baboon. Fuck these prawns.
Yes, my favourite Gears characters to play as.
They get white armour in Gears 3. Probably so all those bitches cried about being stealth-raped by Therons in the shadows.
Also, Charlize Theron.
They get white armour in Gears 3. Probably so all those bitches cried about being stealth-raped by Therons in the shadows.
Also, Charlize Theron.
One of my best friends is named Theron. Everytime we play Gears 2 and I scream out "Theron!" he always gets confused and asks what I want. And then he usually gets a Torque Bow arrow in his face. Hilarity will always ensue.
Naah, Fuzzy from yoshis island are much more badass xD Btw the marks and armor reminds me of dark templars from the warhammer series :P
Theron Guards are so awesome, everyday is Theron Thunday...people just don't know it or don't have the capacity to understand it.
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