Quantcast
PAX 2007: New Kane & Lynch: Dead Men trailer - Destructoid

DestructoidJapanatorTomopopFlixist



PAX 2007: New Kane & Lynch: Dead Men trailer


5:09 PM on 08.26.2007



To compliment my earlier glee over how well this title is turning out, I present you the above: a brand-new trailer for Eidos' Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

Since it's become quite obvious that game developers are ignoring my decades-old pleas for a Tango & Cash video game, settling for Kane & Lynch is going to have to do. Obviously they don't have the rugged machismo of a Stallone or a Russell, and programming a minigame wherein you're asked to shoot people and then deliver dead-pan wit would be difficult at best, but providing players with the opportunity to bond over the homoerotic undertones of a duo bent on spraying hot lead at hundreds of dudes is a good start.

May I suggest a new tagline? Kane & Lynch: Dead Men: You're only a Jack Palance away from 1989! 






Comments not appearing? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this.
Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.






PAX

6:30 PM on 04.17.2014
Aaru's Awakening is all about movement

I’ve been interested in Aaru’s Awakening ever since its announcement captivated me with its hand-drawn art style. It’s pretty hard to pass up playing a game that looks the way Aaru’s Awakening does. Fr...more



6:00 PM on 04.17.2014
Read the writing on the wall with Invisible, Inc.

Turn-based tactical espionage. Those words were all it took to sell me on the idea of Invisible, Inc. Going into the PAX demo, I knew I would have to be cunning, thoughtful, and sneaky if I wanted to successfully steal intell...more



4:00 PM on 04.17.2014
Defense Grid 2 will welcome user-created content

Hidden Path Entertainment sure does know how to make some good videogames. Defense Grid and its expansion are a blast for any tower defense fan, but they've also done Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and Age of Empires I...more



View all PAX






Back to Top




All content is yours to recycle through our Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Our communities are obsessed with videoGames, movies, anime, and toys.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

Advertising on destructoid is available: Please contact them to learn more