To compliment my earlier glee over how well this title is turning out, I present you the above: a brand-new trailer for Eidos' Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.
Since it's become quite obvious that game developers are ignoring my decades-old pleas for a Tango & Cash video game, settling for Kane & Lynch is going to have to do. Obviously they don't have the rugged machismo of a Stallone or a Russell, and programming a minigame wherein you're asked to shoot people and then deliver dead-pan wit would be difficult at best, but providing players with the opportunity to bond over the homoerotic undertones of a duo bent on spraying hot lead at hundreds of dudes is a good start.
May I suggest a new tagline? Kane & Lynch: Dead Men: You're only a Jack Palance away from 1989!
I want this game now. Ever since this game popped up on my radar (Thanks to the almighty Dtoid) It has stayed as a permanent blip getting ever closer to being owned by me. I absolutely can't wait.
B, I completely agree with you. I am still playing that game now. I am almost done perfecting every hit so there are 0 witnesses and I achieve to top rank (forget its name)
Think so. Whatever it is I think they should rename it Ninja Assassin. And possibly give you a ninja outfit to wear when doing hits after you complete every mission on that ranking. That would be truly awesome
Haha that would be awesome.
Incidentally, I have been playing Blood Money again recently. It definitely was underrated. I love how open it is. You can just play through it repeatedly and go about it new ways each time. I was so excited when I first replaced the fake gun with the real gun at the play, and the actor got shot.
PAX Australia has announced the six indie games that will be on display at the Indie Showcase. The six titles were selected by a panel of industry peers from 60 submissions out of the Australia and New Zealand regions.
The si...
It's that time again! At the end of every summer, we Dtoiders trek up to Seattle for the greatest gathering of gamers in the industry: PAX Prime! As usual, the Destructoid crew will be out in full force again this year, repre...
Given the success of prior shows and a finite amount of space at the convention center, it was clear that not everyone who wanted to attend PAX Prime would have the opportunity to do so. It still came as a shock to see passes...
[Update: And just like that, PAX Prime 2013 is completely, utterly, sold out of passes in just under six hours or so.]
Registration for PAX Prime just opened up, and if you want to attend, you're going to have to act fast. Ev...
Now that PAX East 2013 is well behind you and you've all finally sobered up, I thought it would be about time to share this year's group shot!
Rumor has it that it was so cold during this year's photo shoot that Hamza literal...
We've seen Capybara's Super Time Force at the last three PAXs in a row, and every time there have been some major updates that improved the overall quality of the experience. This past PAX East saw the biggest change as playe...
For many Behemoth fans, the wait for BattleBlock Theater has felt like an eternity. In some ways, it really has been, as these past four or five years have been approximately half of a console's lifecycle.
But what went on du...
Shortly after launch, Dishonored sprung some mini-DLC on us with the Trials of Dunwall challenge pack. But fans wanted so much more than that. They wanted full sandboxes, more story, and more of the world to explore...
PAX East had a ton of indie games on display this year, and while many of them looked great, only a handful stopped me dead in my tracks as I became mesmerized by what was happening on-screen.
The Swapper was one such game, ...
It's that time again! At the end of every summer, we Dtoiders trek up to Seattle for the greatest gathering of gamers in the industry: PAX Prime! As usual, the Destructoid crew will be out in full force again this year, repre...more
Given the success of prior shows and a finite amount of space at the convention center, it was clear that not everyone who wanted to attend PAX Prime would have the opportunity to do so. It still came as a shock to see passes...more
[Update: And just like that, PAX Prime 2013 is completely, utterly, sold out of passes in just under six hours or so.]
Registration for PAX Prime just opened up, and if you want to attend, you're going to have to act fast. Ev...more
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