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PAX 2007: New Kane & Lynch: Dead Men trailer


5:09 PM on 08.26.2007



To compliment my earlier glee over how well this title is turning out, I present you the above: a brand-new trailer for Eidos' Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

Since it's become quite obvious that game developers are ignoring my decades-old pleas for a Tango & Cash video game, settling for Kane & Lynch is going to have to do. Obviously they don't have the rugged machismo of a Stallone or a Russell, and programming a minigame wherein you're asked to shoot people and then deliver dead-pan wit would be difficult at best, but providing players with the opportunity to bond over the homoerotic undertones of a duo bent on spraying hot lead at hundreds of dudes is a good start.

May I suggest a new tagline? Kane & Lynch: Dead Men: You're only a Jack Palance away from 1989! 






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