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To compliment my earlier glee over how well this title is turning out, I present you the above: a brand-new trailer for Eidos' Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

Since it's become quite obvious that game developers are ignoring my decades-old pleas for a Tango & Cash video game, settling for Kane & Lynch is going to have to do. Obviously they don't have the rugged machismo of a Stallone or a Russell, and programming a minigame wherein you're asked to shoot people and then deliver dead-pan wit would be difficult at best, but providing players with the opportunity to bond over the homoerotic undertones of a duo bent on spraying hot lead at hundreds of dudes is a good start.

May I suggest a new tagline? Kane & Lynch: Dead Men: You're only a Jack Palance away from 1989! 








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bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 17:13
bunnyrabbit2
I want this game now. Ever since this game popped up on my radar (Thanks to the almighty Dtoid) It has stayed as a permanent blip getting ever closer to being owned by me. I absolutely can't wait.
Agent Nixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 17:53
Agent Nixon
When's the release date again? It can't be long seeing how its got it's ESRB rating already.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 17:57
Eschatos
Sw33t.
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 17:58
908peruvian
when will they show gameplay?

i'm interest in this and
Army of Two cause i love co-op games.

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 18:19
Neonie
Not quite as predictable as I thought it was going to be. I thought at the end he was going to say "But I dont..."
B__'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 19:09
B__
This looks amazing.

P.S. Hitman: Blood Money was the most underrated game of the last 5 years.
ToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 19:16
ToiletDuck
Wasn't there an older arcade game of Tango & Cash? I remember seeing it at a Topo Gigio way back.
dronkmunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 19:16
dronkmunk
A) Homoerotic eh? From what I understand this duo is supposed to hate eachother, and,

B) There is a fair amount of gameplay footage on Youtube
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 19:38
bunnyrabbit2
B, I completely agree with you. I am still playing that game now. I am almost done perfecting every hit so there are 0 witnesses and I achieve to top rank (forget its name)
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 20:02
BetaMaster
@bunnyrabbit
Silent Assassin?
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 20:07
bunnyrabbit2
Think so. Whatever it is I think they should rename it Ninja Assassin. And possibly give you a ninja outfit to wear when doing hits after you complete every mission on that ranking. That would be truly awesome
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 22:19
BetaMaster
Haha that would be awesome.
Incidentally, I have been playing Blood Money again recently. It definitely was underrated. I love how open it is. You can just play through it repeatedly and go about it new ways each time. I was so excited when I first replaced the fake gun with the real gun at the play, and the actor got shot.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 22:25
Detry
How about Kane & Lynch: Dead Men: Because real men use syrup.
mikeohara's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 05:11
mikeohara
I'm ready for this game to come out ... anything that comes from io interactive is defintely worth a play :)
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 09:06
Snaileb
*hypnotized by BetaMaster's avatar*
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