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On the last day of PAX, I had the lovely opportunity to play a few Wii games with my dear friend Jim Sterling. First up we have Donkey Kong Country Returns, and in an hour, you'll see Kirby's Epic Yarn.

It's amazing to think that not that long ago, Jim had little interest in the Wii. Now he's loving the thing. Just goes to show what 2010 has done for the little white Gamecube powerhouse.

Again, this was the last day of PAX. Our ability to be insightful was severely diminished by lack of sleep and end-of-show anxiety. Still, I think we make some pretty strong insights about the depth of Donkey Kong's longing for a meaningful psychological/sexual/emotional relationship.

No we don't.








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Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 12:51
Tony Ponce
Cunts.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 12:55
Darren Nakamura
This reminds me of the naughty hedgehogs, because they were the first things I heard use "mound" as a euphemism for vagina.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 13:16
Super Drybones
I demand it be an hour from now!
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 13:19
Max-
"Basically we are talking about cunts."

Jimothy and Holmes, you sirs made my drink dribble from my nose.
walrusmustdash's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 13:21
walrusmustdash
The level I played at PAX (Poppin' Planks) was way better than I remember the old DKC games being. It had a ton of stuff going on with environmental hazards, collectibles, and secrets...though DK's ground pound was sort of annoying to use. Either way though, this was definitely one of the better games I played there, and I'm surprised to be as excited for it as I am.
BlackaneseNiNjA's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 13:39
BlackaneseNiNjA
Where's teh Kirby? I need my fix man.
midna1's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 13:39
midna1
Mugly's mound took a fucking pounding. Call the doctor
The Pilgrums's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 14:18
The Pilgrums
Bro, her mound was MUGLY. You know what I'm talking about heh heh heh.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 14:53
Velt
whats with the constant 8bit music?
Love's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 15:06
Love
Watch ad before video, press pause during play, press play again, watch another ad. WTF!?
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 15:16
eskimo bob
mounds of steel?
The Goddamn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2010 21:08
The Goddamn
Heh heh, mounds. You'd almost think it were a euphemism for something... but that can't possibly be true!
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