Jimothy and Holmes, you sirs made my drink dribble from my nose.
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PAX 10: Sterling and Holmes hands-on Donkey Kong's mound
On the last day of PAX, I had the lovely opportunity to play a few Wii games with my dear friend Jim Sterling. First up we have Donkey Kong Country Returns, and in an hour, you'll see Kirby's Epic Yarn. It's amazing to think that not that long ago, Jim had little interest in the Wii. Now he's loving the thing. Just goes to show what 2010 has done for the little white Gamecube powerhouse. Again, this was the last day of PAX. Our ability to be insightful was severely diminished by lack of sleep and end-of-show anxiety. Still, I think we make some pretty strong insights about the depth of Donkey Kong's longing for a meaningful psychological/sexual/emotional relationship. No we don't. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)This reminds me of the naughty hedgehogs, because they were the first things I heard use "mound" as a euphemism for vagina. "Basically we are talking about cunts."
Jimothy and Holmes, you sirs made my drink dribble from my nose. The level I played at PAX (Poppin' Planks) was way better than I remember the old DKC games being. It had a ton of stuff going on with environmental hazards, collectibles, and secrets...though DK's ground pound was sort of annoying to use. Either way though, this was definitely one of the better games I played there, and I'm surprised to be as excited for it as I am. 12:00 PM on 05.17.2013 Very quick tips for Donkey Kong Country Returns 3DDonkey Kong Country Returns is one of the hardest games Nintendo has made in years. While the core game is extremely manageable, completing the game's fabled mirror mode, which forces you to best every level in the game backw...
11:00 AM on 05.17.2013 Review: Donkey Kong Country Returns 3DI remember where I was when Donkey Kong Country Returns was announced for the Wii. I was in the E3 press room during the Nintendo conference, and I shouted a few obscenities at the screen after the surprise trailer, garnering...
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8:00 PM on 05.06.2013 New releases: Minis are on the Move again with Mario & DKIt's a rather light week as there's only a handful of new releases. The biggest being Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move for the 3DS. This is an eShop only title too, which makes it an an interesting little experiment ...
4:00 PM on 04.19.2013 Donkey Kong Country Returns is more accessible on 3DSBy the time Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D is released, it will have been two and half years from the original's debut on the Wii. So what has changed in that time? Well, not a whole lot, and that's not a bad thing. Donkey Ko...
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9:43 AM on 04.17.2013 Donkey Kong Country Returns will be less difficult on 3DSDonkey Kong Country Returns 3D will feature an optional easy mode in addition to the original difficulty setting from the Wii original. Optimized for portable play, players will be able to take three hits instead of two and ...
1:00 AM on 04.06.2013 Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D will have an easy modeThe official UK website for the upcoming re-release of Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D was recently updated and we now know there will be a few new things players can expect when it arrives on the 3DS. The page states that the...
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1:30 PM on 03.15.2013 Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D rolls into Europe in MayIt looks like the upcoming Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D will be heading to Europe and other regions on May 24, according to Nintendo of Europe. I'm beyond hyped for this game. Although the Wii version was one of my favorite...
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The first Mario vs. Donkey Kong was a very deliberate successor to Donkey Kong on Game Boy, which was in turn an evolution of the original arcade titles. Since then, focus has shifted away from puzzle-platforming towards pure...more
It's a rather light week as there's only a handful of new releases. The biggest being Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move for the 3DS. This is an eShop only title too, which makes it an an interesting little experiment ...more
By the time Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D is released, it will have been two and half years from the original's debut on the Wii. So what has changed in that time? Well, not a whole lot, and that's not a bad thing. Donkey Ko...more View all Donkey Kong |


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