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There is so much bad marketing out there. Companies just seem to miss the point more than hit it when it comes to coming up with clever ways to advertise their new games. Thus, when a company actually does something that is clever or outside of the box, I think we should inform you of it. This year at PAX we've already had some clever meme use, but not to be outdone Ubisoft has stepped up and shown that it can go entirely original with its clever advertising.

Some in attendance at PAX, where I am not, received these pamphlets that stated on the cover, "The first one is always the hardest." Joystiq filmed their opening of the brochure, and after sophomorically commenting on the fact that there was probably a hard penis in it (We're above penis jokes when others make them, but it's cool when we do it), opened it to reveal...

Just watch the vid.  








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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:02
Monodi
Hah!
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:11
DarkMagic56
Awesome. I thought at first he did actually ripped it deliberately. lol
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:14
FalconReaper
That was the best thing I've seen all day
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:18
Gyrael
Teehee!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:24
Los255
Wow, that was cool.

"The first one is always the hardest"

I bet that says alot about who Ezio is. Nice job Ubisoft.
diceshow7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:27
diceshow7
Awesome. This game'll be sick.
meijin3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:31
meijin3
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:40
ace of knaves
Oh that's fantastic. I so love good marketing.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:45
Daxelman
I screamed.

And then I laughed.
fundando's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:45
fundando
I got taken by complete surprise when I saw this.
Nerdy Suit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:53
Nerdy Suit
Someone give those guys a raise.

Absolutely grade A job.
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 18:59
CrakieRacooon
That is pretty fucking cool.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 19:14
wanderingpixel
HEADSHOT!
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 19:29
AlienGuy18
Bravo, that's pretty funny.
JQM78's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 19:35
JQM78
Awesome, I'm sold.......
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 19:52
pedrovay2003
Wow. That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Infininja's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 20:07
Infininja
Social commentary: Boners are worse than decapitation?

Actual reaction: Haha, awesome.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 20:09
Darren Nakamura
I saw these and I grabbed a stack and handed them out to people, because I thought it was so cool. I even gave one to Nick Chester so he could get a video up on Destructoid with it, but it looks like we just got scooped by Joystiq.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 20:28
Steel Squirrel
He just killed that man... and laughed about it.
Solidus187's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 20:53
Solidus187
Wow that's really, really awesome
SydHartha's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 21:18
SydHartha
Woah, that is the last thing I expected.
That was awesome!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 21:22
Velt
I didnt even finished the last Assassins Creed... I hope this one is less repetitive like the first one, the formula got old in the three missions I played. Of course they can take a more Thief-like approach they would probably have to complicate things quite a bit... but it would make a better game than the first one.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 21:35
Jack Maverick
After that clever marketing piece, now we'll have to wait a long time before something that cool pops up again.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 22:27
Matthew Blake
Man, that was clever.
Kim Fidler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 23:15
Kim Fidler
Damn, no boner.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 00:18
Electro Lemon
So cool!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 01:31
Justice
Nice! This game needs to hurry up and come out alraedy!
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 02:16
welkstar
Well done Ubisoft, well done.
thenooby1's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 02:28
thenooby1
I approve.
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 04:13
TheBigFeel
I like it, also
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 04:26
CRAZYAPE69
is this hinting that Ezio wanks over his dead victims? Maybe there will be a mini game.
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 06:53
Onlineatron
'not to be out done, Ubisoft'

Ubisoft done the Splinter Cell trailer as well.
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 07:18
Matthew Razak
@onlineatron

that was the joke...

I mentioned activision stepping up in the previous post so I was playing off that. Cross post joking probably not the best move on my part though.
oculchaicoi89's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:31
oculchaicoi89
beauty, even in its depression. When I placed his chair at the table, buy lamprene online
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