...was my reaction when I heard this earlier.
But then I had time to think about it, and have altered my opinion.
GOD NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the last comment was meant for ulicies
...wait, why'd it AC to "kilgore"?? O.o;;
the last comment was meant for ulicies
...wait, why'd it AC to "kilgore"?? O.o;;
Follow the adventures of Alyss (played by Milla Jovovich), a beautiful and mysterious woman of prodigious power and skill who is on a quest to uncover the secrets of her past, a quest that will lead her to a quiet village where she is instructed in the ways of hunterening by a wise cat-like creature called a Felyne (voiced by Mike Epps) who sets her on a path of destiny to slay the monsters plaguing the land, culminating in a confrontation with the mighty Lao-Shan Lung (played by Eric Roberts) who holds the keys to her past!
Like Resident Evil, it has no story of value to start with. RE had decent lore, but the actual story is laughable.
SORROW
Look, I know Anderson's movies are shit and I don't want this to happen as much as the next MH fan, but what I DO want are the GAMES. Whatever the hell is happening now isn't working, so why NOT try this?
Dude mine as well mine the shit out of Street Fighter first..
Fuck, maybe Dark Stalkers and then cross it with RE.. Because.. you know.. we TOTALLY want that...
Fuck this guy.
It's not like it will have any effect on me or other fans if it got made, or the games for that matter. All it might do is get the franchise is more publicity. And the dude some moolah if it's profitable
Hell, I could probably enjoy the laughs when watching it a few mates and some drinks :D. So far, I can only see an upside to this :P
A monster hunter: the movie means the potential for a monster hunter: the movie: the game.
I mean I don't hate the guy, but I don't think his "rock n roll" approach would work with MH at all. And then the monsters would be done in shit CG and it'd just look worse than the games themselves.
Ugh.
LoL.
I consider this bad, because I dont like his movies.
I cant even fathom what the weirdo big-whigs at Capcom are doing with their franchises now, so an MH movie would probably put them on some sort of insane power trip. Maybe 2-3 MH games a year, all with promised DLC that will only come in the form of costume changes :p
Fuck, this thing's writing itself
Yeah, I'm not kidding. He's not half as bad as Uwe Boll.
If Uwe Boll showed interest in MH then I would be screaming like a little girl.
:B
Whoever doesn't could make a RiffTrack of it.
Whoever doesn't like the RiffTrack could make Retspurae out of that and so on and so forth,making a multi-player experience out of tearing down other people's work.
Anderson's movies are mediocre at best, but so is the whole RE story within the games, so I don't really care. Maybe I'm just not as invested in the characters as others?
That said, Monster Hunter has no story and characters to begin with? So there's nothing for him to ruin! It'll be a generic fantasy film with Monster Hunter slapped on it, which will at least guarantee one more western release for the franchise, and maybe even help sell it~

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