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What an awful man Wardrox is. Anyway, that grim time has rolled around once again, and this time we don't have pseudo-lesbianism or madcap defense attorneys to make us sound impressive. Yep, Podcastle 12 records tonight and we have no cheap gimmicks, just cheap presenters -- consisting of me, Wardrox and Atheistium. We will also be joined by the community guest who was going to be on the last episode but wasn't, Insomniac.

We have no overall theme for this episode, as we experiment with a slightly more random format. We have plenty of European news to discuss though:
 
PS3 outselling the 360 in Europe.
 
No incentive for developers to translate games from American to English!
 
No DualShocks for us! MGS 4's bundle is not very ultimate.
 
Newspapers actually being nice to GTA
 
As ever, your questions and comments are appreciated, because it saves us actually having to do a bit of work. Also, Wardrox is a rampant PlayStation 3 fanboy and squirts his liquid silk all over Killzone 2. CONFIRMED!







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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:41
wardrox
just FYI, MGS4 is the single best game ever. It cold only ever be beaten by GTA if they didn't have to shrink that game to fit it on last-gen DVD disc.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:43
AgentMOO
All true thugs roll with open trays!
insomnia's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:45
insomnia
OOOoOOO someone added a 'c' to my name!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:51
Batthink
Have any of you played Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen And The Tower Of Mirrors on the Wii yet? If so, can you tell me what it is like.

I watched a trailer and it actually looked like a decent game with some interesting ways with dealing with enemies.
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:57
coffeesash
Do you think that the new layout with the giant red capitals for the usernames makes the users seem more like the shouty angry people they are?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:59
Kryptinite
Liquid silk? That is just disturbing and I will be saying that for the rest of the day.

This is my question: Which of you are going to PAX.
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:01
Macca
Cainmosni.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:21
John B
Jim,

I'm intrigued by your statement about translating from "American" to "English". As an long-time Anglophile with a lot of BBC DVDs on my shelf I understand the differences between the two and I agree that we use our own language over here, but why is it such a concern?

I've always been highly critical of British shows over here that get "Americanized" as well as when British actors are required to lose their British accents when in American TV shows. It makes to sense to me at all. Keeping the accent and dialect accounts for part of the charm.

Why do you feel that video games need to be "translated" such as it is from American to English? To me it seems to be as absurd as giving Sherlock Holmes a Brooklyn accent.
xmetninjax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:22
xmetninjax
What kind of moron leaves a 360, known to overheat quite easily, laying flat on a carpet?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:30
ScottyG
No incentive for developers to translate games from American to English!

That brings up a good point. How come you guys on that side of the pond speak "proper" English instead of good (aka: clear and understandable) English? You don't have to lose the accents, which I think are cool, just drop some of the ridiculous slang. ;)
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:30
razerangel
Does wardrox fap to the PS3 outselling the 360?

Does he dye his hair with paint?

Do you think the Wiiware service will be a good idea and spur small indie companies to make innovative games?
Major Mustard's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:36
Major Mustard
I thought the front od Wardrox's 360 was really dirty there. Heh.

I considered gettin a 360, mainly cause of the price difference but I guess I must be a Sony fanboy. Oh noes!

This is the only Dtoid podcast that I could get a question in before you record cause I live in the UK too but I don't have anything useful to say. Hmmmm. Oh well. Jim where did you buy your monocle?
It is the sex.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:45
Rifter01
@Coffeesash - Yes, yes they do.
@xMETNINJAx - A glutton for punishment, perhaps?

I Gotta love that German/French/Belgium rap on the vid.. Brings back memories. Moar sausage and cheese please!!
Trevsweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:49
Trevsweb
hey Jim, can you you read out my question? KTHXBI
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:50
Too Much Coffee Man
i LoLed

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=137829

meticulous comparo.

I tried both and they're both fine. I prefer the 360 version though because of LIVE. When i rented the PS3 one it was choppy online if you didn't turn off pedestrians and traffic. I blame GameSpy.
SR388's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:53
SR388
What do you think has been most influental in this recent rise in PS3 sales? The promise of future quality exclusives or the fall of HD-DVD, maybe the price drops of a few months ago are taking effect in the minds of European gamers?

What can Microsoft do to combat Sonys recent surge? More price cuts perhaps?


Are employees at videogame stores as pushy as they are in the US. DO they constantly try to get people to reserve games or beg them to trade in their old ones. Also do they have to make up lies such as "GTAIV is sooo big it takes over an hour to drive across Liberty City" to sell the strategy guides?
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 07:55
Ian Roberts
American to Enlgish translations: Sean Bean or Jimmy Nail to revoice Solid Snake complete with regional accents.
Sarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 08:01
Sarin
What's the point of buying a Xbox 360 if it can't even play PS3 games!

That's why I bought a PS3, and it works almost all the time!!!1!

Also Wadrox is a 360 fanboy for not mentioning that GTA IV runs at a higher res, more aa, better physics, and gives free blowjobs on the PS3
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 08:22
njsykora
If you had something signed by Cam Clarke would you cry yourself to sleep every night if you lost it?
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 08:28
Reginald
Can you blokes spend at least 5 minutes making up british-sounding bad words ? I want to hear more words like Snog, Git, Rubbish, Twatters, Deerty Trousers, etc

also, someone needs to do a pretend female voice, and fake orgasms with athiestium again. jim and wardrox should flip a coin
lethaljim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:04
lethaljim
i think you should ask yourself the question 'should destructoid.com change to destructoid.co.uk or perhaps jimsterlingzandco.com?'
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:16
KamikazeTutor
The common delay in European game releases is the NTSC to PAL conversion.
But this is downright ludicrous nowadays since most euro televisions can reproduce both frequencies.
Where not like the Americans, that stick to their standards and cover their ears yelling "there's only one standard, I don't understand moonspeak, lalalalalala".
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:17
nademagnet
If I were to buy a ticket to the UK and go over there for a while, could I and other Dtoiders crash at your respective places and eat your foods and drink you liquors and say hi to your mums?
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:32
John B
@KamikazeTutor:

I don't understand that either. The games need to be made to handle both 4:3 and 16:9 TVs, but they use the same engine for both aspect ratios. Are these engines so inflexible that they can't handle PAL as well? If that's the case, these game companies need to look at how their engines work; otherwise, they're just making a ton of work for themselves and pissing off Europeans in the process.
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:36
Face
Wardrox is pretty awesome for a PS3 fanboy. He is also much more tough looking than I had assumed from his voice. =3
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:44
Cowboy TTop
I'm from the U.K crew, and got a question for you?

What's the deal with MS not wanting to put Cave shmups on 360 Live, even though they recently had Ikaruga grace said service? I'm confused on this and I'm yet to understand why this is.

What's with all the shmups segregation?
Eeeevil Overlord's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:25
Eeeevil Overlord
Can I colour in Wardrox's forehead with felt tip pens if ever we were to meet?
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:44
Jetsetlemming
A PS3 sitting on a PC, with the 360 laying on a persian rug nearby. That's class.

American to English? What that, like adding extra u's and shit? Fuck that. You lazy arseholes (you see what I did thar) can add u's yourselves, and translate the slang terms for snack foods into whatever's regionally appropriate while you're at it.
Calling cookies biscuits. What the hell is wrong with you? That's just fucked up. I think we should have an intervention.
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:45
niacin
So are we going to get any footage of you lot bouncing with wii fit?
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:55
BulletTrain
Wardrox's PS3 was looking nice and shiny in that vid. You gotta tell us what he uses to clean the spunk stains off of it.

Serious question time: Do you think the recent good attitudes toward GTA4 from several news outlets is due more to the fact that they've wizened up an seen that it isn't the devil come to steal their children in the night, or more to the fact that the volume of gamers has grown such that they can no longer get away with baseless claims of games being the downfall of the modern world?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:08
AngelsDontBurn
Incredible.
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:23
Nogarda
most r-tarded vid ever, but I used to wonder why jim berated you and your blog til I saw that arsetarded video. ¬_¬
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:35
The GHost
Everybody loves a list!

1) I demand to see a comparison video between Wardrox and Jim to see which one has more frames and is thus worthy of my undying devotion.

2) Do you think that some of this "acceptance" of GTA IV by the media may have something to do with its immense popularity and not people actually wisening up?

3) Do you find it hypocritical that game series like GTA and Manhunt draw so much heat for rampant murder while games like the Dynasty Warriors series don't? I mean, in DW you murder thousands of people a minute, but it isn't "realistic". How close to being "realistic" does a game have to be to get everyones panties in a bunch?

Go blogocube go!
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:53
crimson diabolik
Will Jim say the following things in his Liquid Snake voice:

"Whatcha gonna do brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!"

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"Its clobberin' time!"

"Its over 9000!"

"I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver."
Mr Happyfunlovetime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 13:24
Mr Happyfunlovetime
I am not really old enough to play GTA IV, yet I have yet to kill someone. Should I?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 13:37
Brian Szabelski
Jim and crew:

- What's the major difference between a game translated in American English and English English? Also, do the other parts of the U.K. raise a shitfit when games aren't translated into Scottish or Welsh?

- Is Europe really that much more open to a violent game like GTA IV than the media in America is? Do they do their homework for the most part instead of spreading lies that can easily be rebutted with the slightest bit of research? We've had people claim you run around chainsawing cops, that the game features the same characters from Grand Theft Auto III, that it forces you to do nothing but kill non-stop.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 14:21
Sharpless
A few things:

Mirror's Edge wants to know why you won't ejaculate on it, Jim. Would it help if it put on a Nicole Wiebe mask?

Pheonix/Hollie - foxy mama or foxiest mama?

Name one person who's a bigger twat than Jack Thompson.

The end.
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 14:37
FreedomToast
since theres a unlockable assassins creed costume in MGS4, what do you feel about snake wearing a Tanooki suit
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 15:12
Yuphrum
Did anyone else see him putting a PS3 disc into his Xbox360?
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 15:24
DJDuffy
ok a couple things here:

- Would Wardrox get a PS3 tattoo on his face if Sony paid him $10?

- Who would win in a fight...Hollie or Lauren? :3

- Sterling: What would you say if I told you that Tazar is dressing up like Bridget for PAX?!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 15:34
Sharpless
Teacher, I have reason to believe that DJ Duffy plagiarized elements of my own list of questions. I've prepared a report on the evidence...
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 15:59
PaperBowser0
SW33T.


Also, Cocks.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 16:01
DJDuffy
LIES Sharpless! You may have been the inspiration for one of my ideas, you couldn't say I stole it, I just made it better than yours ^_^
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 17:04
Clint
I did some [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Scary+Womanizing+Pig+Mask/new-minimilistic-video-game-artwork-by-scary-womanizing-pig-mask-the-most-controversial-artist-since-jackson-pollock--83366.phtml]pop minimalistic drawings for you guys, hope you like it!

's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 17:14
Clint
Wow. I screwed at BCC code and I posted the low quality version of the picture :P
Let's try this again pop minimalistic drawings for you guys, hope you like it!



Sorry for failing!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 18:40
Sharpless
@DJ Duffy
DAMMIT, DUFFY! Must you always crush my fragile manhood underneath your iron bootheels?
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 19:42
Murumasa123
Is Metal Gear being released really worthy of finaly buying a PS3 even if you already bought all cross platform games on Xbox?

Why cant those bourish ameircans not learn proper english as they havn't been speaking it for years Hur Hur Wot Wot!

Why have more PS3s sold when its 60/40 to xbox on GTa4?

Give some Jimpressions of GTA 4 now you dont hate it. And please say somethign hillarious at least once, preferably in some metal Gear voices (ones you aint done like Phsycho Mantis and Vulcan Raven)
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:16
hpv
Next time you get Jack Thompson on the phone don't concede the argument when he attempts to frame things as if there is government regulation on the sale of movies and music to minors in America. Because there isn't and our Constitution most likely prohibits such laws from standing up to judicial review.

And Jim, why did you pass up the chance to call him a "cunt" on the phone? Don't let it happen again!
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 22:16
BlackSunEmpire
I don't know if I'm too late, but

With the recent announcement that there is no incentive to go after the European (and NZ/Aus) markets, do you think developers are going to have to eat their words after the economic slump plays out in America and Joe public doesnt have the disposable income he once had to spend on games?? Or am I just full of shit??
scfb's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 23:27
scfb
ok i dont know if ps3 can play xbox 360 games and i dont really care but if u looked at the cd when he put it in the xbox 360 it was the ps3 disk so that was a terrible comparison and he was mad that xbox 360 is by far better than the ps3
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