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Perhaps it was foolish not to see this one coming, but Microsoft is finally facing a lawsuit over the crippled Xbox Live service that subscribers suffered over the holidays. Three Texans have filed a class action suit against the company for what they view as a breach of contract.

Now, I fully understand that the Xbox Live problems have been more than a little irritating for many gamers, myself included, but come on. A lawsuit? It just goes to show what a parasitic, disgusting, money-grubbing culture we've created when three greedy Texan wankers can sue Microsoft because they lost a few days of throwing grenades on Team Domination.

While these leeches whine about "many plaintiffs being kicked offline," I have to wonder what kind of twisted individual sees an opportunity for a lawsuit in this, a chance to profit from the situation. Not once did the thought of trying to sue people enter my head while Xbox Live was screwing up and nor, I hope, did it enter the heads of any other decent person with a shred of integrity. It's not like MS isn't offering something in return for what was, let's face it, a few dollars' worth of downtime -- if that. If you want to try and get thousands of dollars for the couple you lost -- you're a piece of crap, no matter how sucky Microsoft has been lately.

Next time your ISP has to go down for a few hours, or your cable company loses some channels for a while, sue them. Because being a suit-happy little grifter is the American dream.

[Thanks, Madninja]


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tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 09:36
tehArtist
I can't say I'm surprised, I saw this coming.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 09:43
balth
Since MaxVest went on such an empassioned expression of his thoughts, I'm going to follow suit. Jim, the reason it probably doesn't come to your mind to sue is a culture difference. In Britain, quality and care actually matter. Case in point, when I stay in a British hotel, the service is easily ten times better than an American hotel. I commented to the management how pleased I was (even tho I had run up a 400+ quid phone bill because I didn't understand that local numbers weren't free) with the service, and their response to me was that they wanted to provide as good a service as their American counterparts. I laughed and informed them they obviously had never been to the states.

Here, corporate America is starting to dictate to the little guy what their *rights* are, even. Take a look at the stuff posted above, Microsoft tries to simply state that they aren't responsible for the quality of their service, and that even IF they are in the wrong, the most they will ever compensate you, for anything, is one month's fee.

Litigation is becoming more of a tool used to keep large companies in check with an ever-dwindling moral/ethical compass in this country.

There ARE frivolous lawsuits, to be sure, and I'm not even saying this isn't a frivolous lawsuit. But I am saying, that at least in this country, the lawsuit is a necessary tool for a shrinking middle class and growing poor class to insure their rights and voices are heard, even against multibillion dollar conglomerates who attempt to dictate to those classes.

Also, giant donkey dicks.

that is all.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 09:49
The-Excel
I wish I could sue Verizon for all the times they keep dropping out on my internet connection. I mean seriously, how is it that everyone envies the FiOS I have to struggle with every other morning?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:00
Jim Sterling
[i]"
unfair journalist ... like most of the readers here ... too many M$ fanboys.

By the way PSN is up and online play is flawless ;-))) also it's free :-)))"[/i]

This is the kind of hilariously ironic statement I wish I could bottle.

Also Quest is your name Chad Warden?
CosbyTron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:24
CosbyTron
In America, you can literally sue for anything! It's the law.

The hard part is winning. ;)
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:24
Churchhills Dog
this is why trial attorneys deserve to be burned to death. This reminds of the blockbuster lawsuit that overcharged some people for late returns. A firm of attorneys brought a class-action suit against Blockbuster and won. What did the public get?

A coupon for a free rental.

The Law firm?

$90 million dollars.

Law, which is considered one of the "noble" professions alongside medicine, science, architecture, etc is the only one that produces absolutely NOTHING of concrete value to the human race good other than criminal defense/prosecution and interpretation of law. I'll be generous and estimate that if 95% of all attorneys were dead come tommorrow morning (oh dream) life would only improve. Scientific research, medical practitioners and insurance costs would be the first things to benefit.

fucking. scum.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:30
bhive01
Interesting when someone actually explains why Americans sue so much. Thanks Maxvest.

I'm a new user of XBL. I got it right after Christmas. It took me 2 hours to transfer my gamertag to my 360. I then played Bomberman online for FNF and then shit started happening. I couldn't hardly even log on the rest of the weekend let alone actually play against someone. They new people were coming and yet MS didn't prepare. This is a pay service. I'm not saying it should have 100% uptime, but the same shit happened when Halo 3 came out. They weren't prepared.

Back to the fact that it's a pay service. You pay to use their service, which means that they should easily have more cash around to make sure their servers and bandwidth are ready to go (in comparison to someone like Sony who's service is free). If it hadn't been for Major Nelson and his Twitter feed I wouldn't have had a clue about why I couldn't log on.

What they should have done is send you a text message on your 360 when you could get signed into XBL stating why the gaming and store parts were malfunctioning. At least in my case you could sign on, and receive messages, but it wouldn't stay on long enough to game. So, a message could be received even with the problems they were having.

The question I pose though is... How long of a down time is OK? Seriously. An entire weekend after you just purchased your new system and a years subscription to XBL sure leaves a bad taste in my mouth. There are obviously people who have much lower thresholds than even I. I wouldn't consider suing until at least a week of down time and that's only if they weren't going to credit me back the time or offer me some compensation.

I think what this lawsuit does, and others have hinted at this, is it keeps MS accountable for it's actions. We pay money and they give us a service. It's simple. No service and they get to keep our money? It's not right.

At least that's how I see it.
9to5's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:31
9to5
I agree with Jim's main point but then again it's probably best to keep lawyers busy (insert your own bbfailcode link to some Jack Thompson story) and who better to sue than the big MS?
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:35
MasterMS
Please I work in the court system, this shit happens all the time. People file lawsuits for much less then this.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:39
maxio098ui
bill gates is gonna have them killed
grant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:40
grant
trial lawyers deserve to be 'burned to death'??

the angst in most of the comments, the angst in the post itself, tells of some childhood terror involving lawyers. did a lawyer with a red maw and two voids for eyes wearing a skinny top hat burst out of your cakes during birthdays?

deep-seated fear aside, what the fuck? since when do people start spitting and warbling and trying to defend microsoft, a corporation which jabs pygmies on stakes and sets them afire?

i'm ashamed for you. i always thought the future of the net would be one where the rebels fought the empire. but i guess luke is, in fact, pushing aside darth's black codpiece and taking that hot half-robot action without recourse to the force.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:48
brosef
Reason #482 why I do not understand why you want to come to the U.S.
negate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 10:54
negate
What total douches unless the lawyers are doing this for free in the first hour alone these 3 lost far more money then Microsoft will ever give them. Morons.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:05
Jim Sterling
grant:

Yawn, evil corporation is evil.

Nobody's "defending" Microsoft, I just think silly lawsuits are stupid.
sevendash's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:16
sevendash
You're right Jim, people are viewing this as a MS article instead of an article that's here to remind us all how stupid people can be. Texans in particular. Desperate bastards are what these guys are.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:18
Samit Sarkar
@The-Excel: My family recently moved and we switched from cable internet to FiOS, and I have nothing but good things to say about it. Speedtest.net, on average, comes up with ~20 Mbps on the computer that’s wired to the router. I’m in Long Island, New York...where are you (if you don’t mind me asking)?

Also, here’s the speed test for the laptop that I’m using right now, which is on wireless:

007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:26
007
Brokeback moment?
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:37
akathatoneguy
I agree with everything Jim said in his original post. It's like a rant I would write about the same thing, really.

@ MasterMS-

Whether it happens all the time or not is irrelevant. It's still pathetic and quite frankly, a little disgusting.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:38
MechaMonkey
@ balth

You're not staying at the right hotels.
grant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:39
grant
Jim Sterling, yawn corporations are evil? You're so jaded the idea that multinational corporations are pretty much running the world bores you? So the fact that like, Coca Cola employs death squads causes you to daydream and look at the clock?

I don't see how any lawsuit against one of these corporations could be stupid -- it's as balthe wrote: "the lawsuit is a necessary tool for a shrinking middle class and growing poor class to insure their rights and voices are heard, even against multibillion dollar conglomerates who attempt to dictate to those classes."

C'mon peeps, if it wasn't for lawsuits and the fear of lawsuits, 'things would just break' and your red-ringed Xbox would have no ups box to call home for a month.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:46
Jim Sterling
The angst in the grant's post itself, tells of some childhood terror involving corporations. did a corporation with a red maw and two voids for eyes wearing a skinny top hat burst out of your cakes during birthdays?

Deep-seated fear aside, what the fuck? since when do people start spitting and warbling and trying to defend lawyers, a breed of scum which jabs pygmies on stakes and sets them afire?
grant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 11:52
grant
and why are some of you bringing up the mcdonalds lawsuit as a sort of catch-all explaining the nature of america's lawsuit-hungry culture? mcdonalds made their coffee hotter than other restaurants, there had been injuries for years, the 80 year old woman who was burned had never sued anyone before, and she only sued because mcdonalds refused to pay her hospital bills. hospital bills for what? 3rd degree burns on her groin, thighs, and buttocks that needed skin grafts.

so pretend that was your 80 year old grandma for a second, with 3rd degree burns on her groin lookin like this
http://www.cprflorida.net/images/sburn3.jpg

if that was your grandma would you say:
"hey grandma, you filed a spurious lawsuit you disgusting greedy bitch?"
grant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 12:03
grant
this knee-jerk response to lawsuits an lawyers is JUST like how the republican party demonized words like hippy and liberal and feminist, creating negative connotations. they knew once they anchored these connotations deep into the mass consciousness, drawing on them would be as simple as snapping fingers.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 12:05
Jim Sterling
I agree. Adolf Hitler's disembodied head lives under The Whitehouse and makes Area 51 autopsy videos and fake Moon landings.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 12:30
savagesaladin
I want half.
grant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 12:45
grant
SIGH. you're like the education minister in that movie idiocracy.

dude, and there goes godwin's law, you brought up hitler. you're DONE.

anyway, for those curious about the demonization of the word liberal...

http://www.americanprogress.org/issues/2004/07/b131981.html
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 12:51
mix
@Grant

You do know she removed the lid and placed the coffee between her legs before driving off, right? I'm sure any other coffee would have burned her through sheer stupidity.

I'm going to give myself an enima with my Wii controller and then sue as there is no label on it saying I shouldn't stick it up my ass to play Mario......someone will do this, we all know it and they will become stupid rich.
mattgieni's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 13:07
mattgieni
You guys are blowing this out of proportion and dont forget MS has tons of cash laying around because we pay the service of xbox live and it leaves a bad taste in my mouth when they fuck me up front for a subscription and then from behind when live goes down and doesnt work for a week at a time, dont forget we paid for the service and they must give you that service. Dont forget we are talking about microsoft and their defective console too here 100% defective
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 13:41
SubOrbital
One reason why America sucks. How utterly petty and pedantic, like a lot of the legal system in America. Absolutely stupid. Too litigious.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 13:45
Geoff
[b]Oh wow. I called some lawyer company I found off of Google to see if they would take this class action lawsuit. They were very interested, but I haven't heard back from them in days. Now that I look at my favorite gaming blog, they are calling me a parasite!! What is a man?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS. So, it looks like they went ahead and launched the lawsuit without me.

PS: I'm serious. I did call a lawyer to make a class action lawsuit over this. I'm sorry. I did it for the lulz. Desu desu desu.[/b]
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 14:15
Jim Sterling
Grant: I'm sorry, but as I've said on our podcasts before -- Capitalism: Viva La It. I like big corporations, they get shit done. They make the computer I am typing on and the chair I am sitting in. They make the games I play and the Televisions I play them on. If your principals are such, stop using such items.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 14:17
Churchhills Dog
[quote]this knee-jerk response to lawsuits an lawyers is JUST like how the republican party demonized words like hippy and liberal and feminist, creating negative connotations. they knew once they anchored these connotations deep into the mass consciousness, drawing on them would be as simple as snapping fingers.[/quote}

take your glib, snarky comments and shove them up your ass. It isn't knee-jerk, this has been my opinion on how law is practiced in this country for years.

Oh, and I love the implication that somehow the terms "liberal" and "feminist" was demonized by some right-wing conspiracy and not by any doltish behavior on said groups. We all know the left and NOW have been nothing but reasoned and intelligent parties throughout their existence. A "don't drink the kool-aide" reference would be appropriate but even that has become overused and trite.....kinda like right-wing conspiracy accusations.
DryvBy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 15:05
DryvBy
Jim Sterling is a fanboy. Just read his comments about PS3 stuff and then read his MS stuff. PS3 sucks, to him, and the mighty MS cannot do evil. Grow up and quit sucking butt. PS3 obviously did something a ton better than MS and that was investing in Blu-Ray, obviously the winning source. I'm sure if Sony had failures galore and MS didnt have any, and someone sued, Jim would be right on this saying "Yeah, take 'em down!" like the rest of the MS tools on the internet.

360 is great but PC overall rules.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 15:27
Jim Sterling
O NO U DISCOVERED MAH SECRITZ!

You are funny.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 16:01
MechaMonkey
Lawl-yers and cor-poo-rations.

See what I did there?
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 16:24
Origim
I love how this went from being about dumb lawsuits to accusations of the author being an MS fanboy. I have no doubt said author would call this a dumb lawsuit even if it was aimed at Bioware.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 16:31
Jim Sterling
Origim: Dude, some of these guys can even turn a story about a game remaining a PS3 EXCLUSIVE into accusations of me being an MS fanboy. It really is jaw-dropping how people will twist everything to suit their victim-complexes.
Meesterjojo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 16:45
Meesterjojo
"It just goes to show what a parasitic, disgusting, money-grubbing culture we've created"

Because, of course, journalism isn't at all like these parasitic fellows, eh there Ric Romero?

Even worse- gaming journalism, not even in its infancy, more like embryonic stages, doesn't offer us much more, and in fact less (if you consider that most gaming journalism is pure personal opinion- no new facts) than the average industry press release.

Way to go there- is your kettle black, sir? You betcha.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 16:49
Jim Sterling
Sorry, am I gaming journalist now? Last I checked I was a writer, a blogger. I deal with opinions and I don't pretend otherwise.

Nice try though. Seriously, E for effort!!
Drunken Haze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 18:49
Drunken Haze
Is a man not entitled to the service he pays for with the sweat of his brow. NO! says the man at Microsoft, it belongs to us.

Lawsuits are drastic perhaps but they are not providing the service they promised and they are not yet refunding the time lost with the money spent for that time then maybe they should be sued.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 21:22
Churchhills Dog
Fuck 'em all Jimmy if they can't take a joke.
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 00:45
Demios
This blogs gotta have the record for some of the longest posts ever LOL!

Seriously lads relax, Jim obviously is just making a personal comment here, no need to throw the whole fanboy shit into the mix and start flexing the big words around. Anyway last time i checked we all dig gaming, let it be at that.

Personally, like my previous post here i think the lawsuits are idiotic and that tends to be the opinion of most people on teh internets. Lets not turn this into a fucking inquisition and uncover the fanboys on D'toid.
Quest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 11:35
Quest
@ jim

[i]"
unfair journalist ... like most of the readers here ... too many M$ fanboys.

By the way PSN is up and online play is flawless ;-))) also it's free :-)))"[/i]

This is the kind of hilariously ironic statement I wish I could bottle.

Also Quest is your name Chad Warden?


i was ironic ... just to show you how M$ is not better then anybody else. SONY have their problems ... but M$ also have a lots of problems ... but when it's M$ it's not a big deal ... but for SONY it's always THE BIG DEAL with every single negative news.

I'm sure you don't even have the PS3 you were supposed to get last summer .... how can you bash all the about a console you don't have.

By the way i do own a 360 , PS3 and a WII call me a PS3 fanboy if you want :)))
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 12:50
Jim Sterling
I don't bash the console though. If you'd actually read my posts instead of over-reacting every time, you might work that out.
Quest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 11:10
Quest
Jim Sterling says:
01/06/2008 12:50
I don't bash the console though. If you'd actually read my posts instead of over-reacting every time, you might work that out.


Over-reacting ??? Come on Jim ... please don't make me copy and paste all your negative comment about the PS3 ... it would take a month just to do that :((((
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 11:15
Jim Sterling
Go do it. And I mean where I seriously bash the hardware, too.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 02:15
Fading Star
Not cool.
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