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Parasite Eve 3 to be a cell phone title, fans cry photo

Among other news coming out of the Square Enix Party 2007, it appears that the third installment of the Parasite Eve series will be a mobile title.

Specifically, the title will be designed with NTT DoCoMo phones in mind; seeing as how they're the largest mobile phone operator in Japan, it's unclear as to whether or not the game will ever make it to other territories. I'm not a betting man, but I'm going with ... no.

This will disappoint many fans, as the Parasite Eve games (both of which were on the original PlayStation) had some pretty killer cinematic sequences. Unless Square Enix and DoCoMo know something we don't, let's assume those aren't going to translate very well to mobile phones.

If they're getting one thing right, it's keeping the game's main character, Aya, smoking hot. Right, guys? Right? Fap fap fap? Hey, don't walk away from me ...

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Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 05/13/2007 09:24
DON'T DO IT AYA!
LIFE IS STILL WORTH LIVING!
thelegendarydurden's Avatar
thelegendarydurden at 05/13/2007 09:30
why are developers so obsessed with cell phone games? they may be big in asia i guess
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 05/13/2007 09:40
I often wonder if it's ever too early in the morning for a masturbatory joke. Thank you for proving it never is, Nick.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 05/13/2007 09:40
Oh ya, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
thelegendarydurden's Avatar
thelegendarydurden at 05/13/2007 09:47
@tazarthayoot
nice icon
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 05/13/2007 09:59
Ladies love the Wii.
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RJG at 05/13/2007 10:05
I'd think about putting the gun in my mouth if I was put in a cell phone game too.

SE can't release a new console game because it's not an FFXIII spin off. Go team!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 05/13/2007 10:07
I know when I'm looking for a little fap action, a woman fellating a gun is the top of my jizz list.
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Rainbowblack at 05/13/2007 10:08
fan cry? nope chester. it's just you
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FiZ at 05/13/2007 10:38
As much as this should disappoint me, it doesn't. Even though the cinematics in the sequel were good, the second game as a whole was nearly garbage. The first one will always be legendary for me, but this just further cements how far the mighty have fallen.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/13/2007 10:44
There was a second Parasite Eve game?
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Mabec at 05/13/2007 10:51
Its stupid, cuz japan is the only country who will see this game.
JamesSorensen's Avatar
JamesSorensen at 05/13/2007 11:24
real console PLEASE stupid fucks
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topgeargorilla at 05/13/2007 11:27
Joystiq made the picture funny.
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 05/13/2007 11:33
I've never heard of this Joysticks you speak of.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 05/13/2007 11:42
^ I thought as much ;)
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splotki at 05/13/2007 12:09
parasite eve was total shit anyway.
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BlindsideDork at 05/13/2007 12:28
sadness....

Parasite Eve 2 ruled!
nerpin's Avatar
nerpin at 05/13/2007 12:41
...FUCK.
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atheistium at 05/13/2007 13:41
i made a thread about this before the news came on here.
http://www.destructoid.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5530&highlight=
ozkr's Avatar
ozkr at 05/13/2007 13:43
a phone game? snake is the only game worth playing on a cellphone. Release this on a real console dammit!
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 05/13/2007 13:48
ozkr wants a Metal Gear mobile title!
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LostCrichton at 05/13/2007 14:01
that sucks that PE3 will be a cell phone game.
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Im OK at 05/13/2007 14:22
And this is even worse and also more retarded than the news of Star Ocean 1 & 2 on the PSP.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 05/13/2007 15:16
Fucking fuck.

I wait this long for a possible PE3 and its cellphone only, not a sidestory or anything, the actual PE3.

Fuck you Squaresoft.
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ran24 at 05/14/2007 11:31
How the hell was the 2nd one a piece of shit? It was a nice change, and was still more fun than resident evil despite having the same control scheme. This was my favorite series for the ps1, and now it's been shat upon.
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SourceDecay at 05/15/2007 11:22
i was talking to my blogmate, kerry, the other day, about how much i'd love this game coming back. a couple days later, news of it. but a cell phone game? fuck. my heart is broken. and not a metaphorical matter. it hurts.

where's the money in phone games? i'm sure there's a bit. but if they put this on the 360 or ps3 or both, it'd be a cash cow. and we all know how much square loves the clink.

do us fans of favor, square. do us right. release this game on something we'd actually play it on. shit, i'd buy several 360 copies.
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LongCat at 05/23/2007 21:09
Do not want!

At the very least, why not put it on PSP and DS?

Why would anyone want a cell phone game anyways?
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