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Parasite Eve 3 to be a cell phone title, fans cry photo

Among other news coming out of the Square Enix Party 2007, it appears that the third installment of the Parasite Eve series will be a mobile title.

Specifically, the title will be designed with NTT DoCoMo phones in mind; seeing as how they're the largest mobile phone operator in Japan, it's unclear as to whether or not the game will ever make it to other territories. I'm not a betting man, but I'm going with ... no.

This will disappoint many fans, as the Parasite Eve games (both of which were on the original PlayStation) had some pretty killer cinematic sequences. Unless Square Enix and DoCoMo know something we don't, let's assume those aren't going to translate very well to mobile phones.

If they're getting one thing right, it's keeping the game's main character, Aya, smoking hot. Right, guys? Right? Fap fap fap? Hey, don't walk away from me ...

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Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 09:24
Aetsen
DON'T DO IT AYA!
LIFE IS STILL WORTH LIVING!
thelegendarydurden's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 09:30
thelegendarydurden
why are developers so obsessed with cell phone games? they may be big in asia i guess
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 09:40
tazarthayoot
I often wonder if it's ever too early in the morning for a masturbatory joke. Thank you for proving it never is, Nick.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 09:40
tazarthayoot
Oh ya, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
thelegendarydurden's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 09:47
thelegendarydurden
@tazarthayoot
nice icon
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 09:59
tazarthayoot
Ladies love the Wii.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 10:05
RJG
I'd think about putting the gun in my mouth if I was put in a cell phone game too.

SE can't release a new console game because it's not an FFXIII spin off. Go team!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 10:07
Jim Sterling
I know when I'm looking for a little fap action, a woman fellating a gun is the top of my jizz list.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 10:08
Rainbowblack
fan cry? nope chester. it's just you
FiZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 10:38
FiZ
As much as this should disappoint me, it doesn't. Even though the cinematics in the sequel were good, the second game as a whole was nearly garbage. The first one will always be legendary for me, but this just further cements how far the mighty have fallen.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 10:44
Mxyzptlk
There was a second Parasite Eve game?
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 10:51
Mabec
Its stupid, cuz japan is the only country who will see this game.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 11:24
JamesSorensen
real console PLEASE stupid fucks
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 11:27
topgeargorilla
Joystiq made the picture funny.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 11:33
Nick Chester
I've never heard of this Joysticks you speak of.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 11:42
topgeargorilla
^ I thought as much ;)
splotki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 12:09
splotki
parasite eve was total shit anyway.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 12:28
BlindsideDork
sadness....

Parasite Eve 2 ruled!
nerpin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 12:41
nerpin
...FUCK.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 13:41
atheistium
i made a thread about this before the news came on here.
http://www.destructoid.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5530&highlight=
ozkr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 13:43
ozkr
a phone game? snake is the only game worth playing on a cellphone. Release this on a real console dammit!
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 13:48
Nick Chester
ozkr wants a Metal Gear mobile title!
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 14:01
LostCrichton
that sucks that PE3 will be a cell phone game.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 14:22
Im OK
And this is even worse and also more retarded than the news of Star Ocean 1 & 2 on the PSP.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2007 15:16
Kyousuke Nanbu
Fucking fuck.

I wait this long for a possible PE3 and its cellphone only, not a sidestory or anything, the actual PE3.

Fuck you Squaresoft.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2007 11:31
ran24
How the hell was the 2nd one a piece of shit? It was a nice change, and was still more fun than resident evil despite having the same control scheme. This was my favorite series for the ps1, and now it's been shat upon.
SourceDecay's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 11:22
SourceDecay
i was talking to my blogmate, kerry, the other day, about how much i'd love this game coming back. a couple days later, news of it. but a cell phone game? fuck. my heart is broken. and not a metaphorical matter. it hurts.

where's the money in phone games? i'm sure there's a bit. but if they put this on the 360 or ps3 or both, it'd be a cash cow. and we all know how much square loves the clink.

do us fans of favor, square. do us right. release this game on something we'd actually play it on. shit, i'd buy several 360 copies.
LongCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 21:09
LongCat
Do not want!

At the very least, why not put it on PSP and DS?

Why would anyone want a cell phone game anyways?
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