I've always loved the Paper Mario series. Brilliant writing, turn-based combat with a fun twist, and tons of adorable characters all come together to create some pretty amazing experiences.
When I heard that the series was coming to the 3DS, I made a weird noise that probably resembled an LSD-fueled baboon orgy. With the exception of a Majora's Mask remake, it's probably the only game that would get me to buy a 3DS, and the only game I'd need. Ever.
Oh... yeah, I have some screens for you. Maybe we can all make drugged monkey sex sounds. Together.
|12:00 PM on 05.17.2013|
Very quick tips for Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
Donkey Kong Country Returns is one of the hardest games Nintendo has made in years. While the core game is extremely manageable, completing the game's fabled mirror mode, which forces you to best every level in the game backw...more
|11:00 AM on 05.17.2013|
Review: Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
I remember where I was when Donkey Kong Country Returns was announced for the Wii. I was in the E3 press room during the Nintendo conference, and I shouted a few obscenities at the screen after the surprise trailer, garnering...more
|10:34 AM on 05.17.2013|
Here's everything that happened at Nintendo Direct today
It wasn't the biggest Nintendo Direct event today, but we did get some more info on a few games like New Super Luigi U and Pikmin 3, as well as release dates like Wonderful 101. The event ended up being mostly Wii U-centric, ...more