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The backstory: Destructoid turned two (or twenty), so we're putting babies in people in Cancun next week to celebrate and this year we wanted to fly Destructoid's biggest fanboy and a friend to join us. So who should that person be this year? The people have spoken!  Following a near-riot ballot anticipation in the cblogs and a late night internal voting session the collective has chosen none other than TAZAR THE YOOT, an honorable site regular who has a license plate cooler than the guy who actually runs the site! Tazar has selected friend a fellow Dtoid community member Snaileb to join the festivities as his bitch, so that wraps up this year's anniversary contest. We'd like to thank everyone that participated and a special thanks to our runner up Cutie Honey who made an amazing music video. Expect tacky souvenirs from us!
 
Two other anniversary contests remain: A chance to win Grand Theft Auto 4 and Playstation 3 and a killer $5000 custom Turning Point gaming PC.  These contests are ending soon, so get your entry in pronto. Capisch?

Last but not least, I have special announcement to make.  Later this month this little start-up video game company will be moving out of my living room and into a proper office near downtown Miami. I know - serious business! We can assure you that it will be a dive at first, but after the paint dries and our 90x115 foot Deep Throat poster arrives it should then feel like home. Keep an eye on my Cblog as I hope to document the entire process of going from a humble garage based web publisher to a slave-driving business-jerkface who only hires slutty interns from the nearby hippie art college*! We have a ton of new site features planned so expect your cheese to be moved and fondled inappropriately.
 
Seriously though, these are very exciting times and we're happy to give back as much as we can for putting us on the map. Thanks everyone for the support and sharing in the unlikely Destructoid story. 
 
*Subject to Colette approval. Sluts are not necessarily all female or homosapien. Kids, use protection. 

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MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 03/27/2008 12:09
TAZAR!
JACK of No Trades's Avatar
JACK of No Trades at 03/27/2008 12:09
Im so glad A dtoid regular won this contest. Congrats to my friends Snaileb and Tazar. Now its time for me to win......?
ScottyG's Avatar
ScottyG at 03/27/2008 12:09
Awesome! Big congrats, and enjoy Cancun! ^_^
Video Cognito's Avatar
Video Cognito at 03/27/2008 12:11
Congratulations are in order. Congratulations.
lucashoal's Avatar
lucashoal at 03/27/2008 12:12
Apparently there were votes Jack, which was the best way to do things I think.
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-D- at 03/27/2008 12:12
TAZAR!
power-glove's Avatar
power-glove at 03/27/2008 12:14
So, I guess the campaign worked out. Enjoy the fun in the sun, Mr. Yoot.
Remeber, Tazar/Haggar'08
Hoygeit's Avatar
Hoygeit at 03/27/2008 12:14
Congrats guys! :D
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EternalDeathSlayer at 03/27/2008 12:14
Congrats, guys.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 03/27/2008 12:15
WAY TO GO TAZAR!
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 03/27/2008 12:15
TAZAR!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 03/27/2008 12:15
CONGLATURATIONS! I can't wait to meet you guys! :)
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 03/27/2008 12:16
big business, cool.
Can i buy some stock?
power-glove's Avatar
power-glove at 03/27/2008 12:16
*remember
thisissami's Avatar
thisissami at 03/27/2008 12:16
i agree with Jack of No Trades... i've been coming to this site for a year and a half now, and this is the very first time that a regular has won any of the contests i've seen, excluding the theme song contest that guitar atomik won and some of the smaller competitions...

congrats Tazar and Snaileb!
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 03/27/2008 12:16
Jeff Goldblum.
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big filth at 03/27/2008 12:17
congrats guys!

if being in cancun doesnt help u get laid, nothing will!!!1

brings some "profos"
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 03/27/2008 12:18
Yay Tazar! And good on you for bringing another hard-working Dtoid member. Really, could this have ended any happier?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar
Y0j1mb0 at 03/27/2008 12:18
CONGRATS TO TAZAR & SNAILEB!! HAVE FUN!!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 03/27/2008 12:18
I'll see you guys there.
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 03/27/2008 12:19
Just like suntan lotion, Jim has to rub it in.
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 03/27/2008 12:20
T-T-T-T-TAZAR!

Tazar better be WEEPING FOR JOY, RIGHT NOW!

He's going to get DONKEY SHOWS and I'm not.

I not only want pictures, but I want drunk phone callz from the beach while someone's getting raped by the editors.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 03/27/2008 12:24
@DVD

Don't worry, we will have our own Cancun.
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fyre at 03/27/2008 12:24
Congrats.
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DJDuffy at 03/27/2008 12:26
yeaaaa TAZAR!! congrats!!
Tiff's Avatar
Tiff at 03/27/2008 12:27
Congratulations!!!!!!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 03/27/2008 12:27
@item

True, but Donkey shows cost more in Texas. And the girls aren't as slutty.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 03/27/2008 12:29
Where do I apply for intern? Can has postion?
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 03/27/2008 12:29
I WILL BRING YOU YOUR COFFE DAMNIT!
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Colette Bennett at 03/27/2008 12:31
Awesome, I love sluts! Also congrats TAZAR AND SNAIL! I'll see you fuckers Thursday, and I will be drunk by the time I meet you.
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Snaileb at 03/27/2008 12:32
Wow, thanks guys. I didn't do much though, but i guess being the cancun bitch I'll have to earn my keep. Just be gentle guys...
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Rifter01 at 03/27/2008 12:32
Congrats, and I must now know: Do you like pina koala?!?
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 03/27/2008 12:33
Congratulations Tazar (hey look at me!) yoot.
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AgentMOO at 03/27/2008 12:34
congrats guys!
Evil Cheese's Avatar
Evil Cheese at 03/27/2008 12:35
I'm a regular... I just don't blog much. :(

Honey's video is fucking epic. Fuck you and your shenanigans, Lemon! Tazar, you owe Lemon oral sex. Congrats anyway, Tazar!
SteamyV's Avatar
SteamyV at 03/27/2008 12:36
Congratulations guys! You both totally deserve it!
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GuitarAtomik at 03/27/2008 12:38
Congratulations Tazar! I was pulling for you. And Snaileb, you're a lucky bitch :D.

Also, I want to visit the Miami office. I don't live that far away from Miami.
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 03/27/2008 12:40
Niiiiiice. Take pictures!
Tragic Hero's Avatar
Tragic Hero at 03/27/2008 12:41
Well congratulations. I heard the best parts of Cancun are outside the resorts...

Maybe I shouldn't joke about that. Stay within the resorts...
ceark's Avatar
ceark at 03/27/2008 12:42
You guys are getting an office? That's awesome!!!! congrats!

and congrats to you Tazar!
brosef's Avatar
brosef at 03/27/2008 12:42
Did not see that coming.

Congwajoowations [/engrish]
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 03/27/2008 12:42
Congratulations Tazar! We were pulling for you.

Everyone who goes needs to wear a sombrero the entire time, the more ridiculously large, the better. Just trust me. It'll all become clear once you get there.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 03/27/2008 12:43
FUCK YEAH TAZAR!!!
BlackSheep's Avatar
BlackSheep at 03/27/2008 12:43
i used to drive a lumina :)

then when 2000 hit, i dropped 2 doors off it and got a monte ss

i mean.. congratulations :)

u look like you'll need some SPF 75
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 03/27/2008 12:43
YES! FUCK YES!
Butmac's Avatar
Butmac at 03/27/2008 12:48
HELL FUCKING YEAH!!

TAZAR!!!!!
Surf314's Avatar
Surf314 at 03/27/2008 12:48
Where's the office at? I might be driving by it this weekend. Congrats all. Don't end up in a Mexican Jail.
madninja's Avatar
madninja at 03/27/2008 12:50
That office will be amazing and awesome job to Tazar.
Silverhertz's Avatar
Silverhertz at 03/27/2008 12:50
Nice one guys - git some burritos down ye!
loki d20's Avatar
loki d20 at 03/27/2008 12:53
Congrats to all!
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