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The backstory: Destructoid turned two (or twenty), so we're putting babies in people in Cancun next week to celebrate and this year we wanted to fly Destructoid's biggest fanboy and a friend to join us. So who should that person be this year? The people have spoken!  Following a near-riot ballot anticipation in the cblogs and a late night internal voting session the collective has chosen none other than TAZAR THE YOOT, an honorable site regular who has a license plate cooler than the guy who actually runs the site! Tazar has selected friend a fellow Dtoid community member Snaileb to join the festivities as his bitch, so that wraps up this year's anniversary contest. We'd like to thank everyone that participated and a special thanks to our runner up Cutie Honey who made an amazing music video. Expect tacky souvenirs from us!
 
Two other anniversary contests remain: A chance to win Grand Theft Auto 4 and Playstation 3 and a killer $5000 custom Turning Point gaming PC.  These contests are ending soon, so get your entry in pronto. Capisch?

Last but not least, I have special announcement to make.  Later this month this little start-up video game company will be moving out of my living room and into a proper office near downtown Miami. I know - serious business! We can assure you that it will be a dive at first, but after the paint dries and our 90x115 foot Deep Throat poster arrives it should then feel like home. Keep an eye on my Cblog as I hope to document the entire process of going from a humble garage based web publisher to a slave-driving business-jerkface who only hires slutty interns from the nearby hippie art college*! We have a ton of new site features planned so expect your cheese to be moved and fondled inappropriately.
 
Seriously though, these are very exciting times and we're happy to give back as much as we can for putting us on the map. Thanks everyone for the support and sharing in the unlikely Destructoid story. 
 
*Subject to Colette approval. Sluts are not necessarily all female or homosapien. Kids, use protection. 

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MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:09
MaxVest
TAZAR!
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:09
JACK of No Trades
Im so glad A dtoid regular won this contest. Congrats to my friends Snaileb and Tazar. Now its time for me to win......?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:09
ScottyG
Awesome! Big congrats, and enjoy Cancun! ^_^
Video Cognito's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:11
Video Cognito
Congratulations are in order. Congratulations.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:12
lucashoal
Apparently there were votes Jack, which was the best way to do things I think.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:12
-D-
TAZAR!
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:14
power-glove
So, I guess the campaign worked out. Enjoy the fun in the sun, Mr. Yoot.
Remeber, Tazar/Haggar'08
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:14
Hoygeit
Congrats guys! :D
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:14
EternalDeathSlayer
Congrats, guys.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:15
bhive01
WAY TO GO TAZAR!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:15
blehman
TAZAR!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:15
Chad Concelmo
CONGLATURATIONS! I can't wait to meet you guys! :)
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:16
Velt
big business, cool.
Can i buy some stock?
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:16
power-glove
*remember
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:16
thisissami
i agree with Jack of No Trades... i've been coming to this site for a year and a half now, and this is the very first time that a regular has won any of the contests i've seen, excluding the theme song contest that guitar atomik won and some of the smaller competitions...

congrats Tazar and Snaileb!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:16
MrSadistic
Jeff Goldblum.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:17
big filth
congrats guys!

if being in cancun doesnt help u get laid, nothing will!!!1

brings some "profos"
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:18
HarassmentPanda
Yay Tazar! And good on you for bringing another hard-working Dtoid member. Really, could this have ended any happier?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:18
Y0j1mb0
CONGRATS TO TAZAR & SNAILEB!! HAVE FUN!!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:18
Jim Sterling
I'll see you guys there.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:19
MaxVest
Just like suntan lotion, Jim has to rub it in.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:20
BluDesign
T-T-T-T-TAZAR!

Tazar better be WEEPING FOR JOY, RIGHT NOW!

He's going to get DONKEY SHOWS and I'm not.

I not only want pictures, but I want drunk phone callz from the beach while someone's getting raped by the editors.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:24
itemforty
@DVD

Don't worry, we will have our own Cancun.
fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:24
fyre
Congrats.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:26
DJDuffy
yeaaaa TAZAR!! congrats!!
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:27
Tiff
Congratulations!!!!!!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:27
BluDesign
@item

True, but Donkey shows cost more in Texas. And the girls aren't as slutty.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:29
Neonie
Where do I apply for intern? Can has postion?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:29
Neonie
I WILL BRING YOU YOUR COFFE DAMNIT!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:31
Colette Bennett
Awesome, I love sluts! Also congrats TAZAR AND SNAIL! I'll see you fuckers Thursday, and I will be drunk by the time I meet you.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:32
Snaileb
Wow, thanks guys. I didn't do much though, but i guess being the cancun bitch I'll have to earn my keep. Just be gentle guys...
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:32
Rifter01
Congrats, and I must now know: Do you like pina koala?!?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:33
Teta
Congratulations Tazar (hey look at me!) yoot.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:34
AgentMOO
congrats guys!
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:35
Evil Cheese
I'm a regular... I just don't blog much. :(

Honey's video is fucking epic. Fuck you and your shenanigans, Lemon! Tazar, you owe Lemon oral sex. Congrats anyway, Tazar!
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:36
SteamyV
Congratulations guys! You both totally deserve it!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:38
GuitarAtomik
Congratulations Tazar! I was pulling for you. And Snaileb, you're a lucky bitch :D.

Also, I want to visit the Miami office. I don't live that far away from Miami.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:40
Rockvillian
Niiiiiice. Take pictures!
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:41
Tragic Hero
Well congratulations. I heard the best parts of Cancun are outside the resorts...

Maybe I shouldn't joke about that. Stay within the resorts...
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:42
ceark
You guys are getting an office? That's awesome!!!! congrats!

and congrats to you Tazar!
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:42
brosef
Did not see that coming.

Congwajoowations [/engrish]
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:42
MechaMonkey
Congratulations Tazar! We were pulling for you.

Everyone who goes needs to wear a sombrero the entire time, the more ridiculously large, the better. Just trust me. It'll all become clear once you get there.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:43
king3vbo
FUCK YEAH TAZAR!!!
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:43
BlackSheep
i used to drive a lumina :)

then when 2000 hit, i dropped 2 doors off it and got a monte ss

i mean.. congratulations :)

u look like you'll need some SPF 75
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:43
Cheeburga
YES! FUCK YES!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:48
Butmac
HELL FUCKING YEAH!!

TAZAR!!!!!
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:48
Surf314
Where's the office at? I might be driving by it this weekend. Congrats all. Don't end up in a Mexican Jail.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:50
madninja
That office will be amazing and awesome job to Tazar.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:50
Silverhertz
Nice one guys - git some burritos down ye!
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:53
loki d20
Congrats to all!
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