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Congratulations and jittery salutations Mr. Oleary, the Dtoider who was first to send in a match for Sony's best possible combo in last month's James Bond: Top Agent PlayStation 3 and Casino Royale Blu-Ray giveaway. Here's the winning entry email, received on Wed, May 7, 2008 at 1:28 AM:

1. Parry
2. Parry
3. Parry
4. Parry
5. Parry

When the guy's only attack is punching, he's pretty much boned if you parry each time.

Yup! The solution was so painfully obvious it escaped most contestants who were too busy doing silly things like, I don't know, actually trying to inflict damage? Pfft! I apologize in advance for those about to kick themselves.

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big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:41
big filth
congrats!! just in time for MGS4 too!!

sweet!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:44
Dead Movie Star
That was the point of the contest? I thought it was about being badass. Doesn't matter, I didn't even enter.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:44
NightDehumidifier
Yay, a terrible video game system with no games! Good job!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:44
bleep
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Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:49
Alexradl
Congrats Bryan! Too bad I missed the contest. Here's to the next one!
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:49
linuxguy
*kicks NightDehumidifier in the nuts*
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:51
Das Inchworm
congradulations Bryan
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:52
Puppy Licks
Conglaturation!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
In before "Who the fuck is Bryan Oleary?"

Grats to you! Enjoy your PS3!
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 18:59
bluexy
Grats Bryan! Ain't no taco soup though.

When can I win a bottle of bourbon and some nerdcore?
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:01
GoS-CPT-Stewart
I don't know which option you were supposed to choose when you play, but I remember starting the game and trying that only to have the guy go prone and shoot at me a couple times.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:08
Wedge
That's retarded. Doing all parry doesn't even gurantee you'll kill the guy, I tried that combo and half the time the enemy would just sit there and parry too and nothing would happen. I threw a double shot into the parry set and it tended to work out better, doing as good as 3 hits to kill him.

However this whole contest is the stupidest BS ever, because the results ARE random.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:08
Teta
Congratulations.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:08
Samit Sarkar
Wait a minute...that’s MechaMonkey! Congrats to a fellow NYC-area Dtoider!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:09
Wedge
And yes, I actually spent an hour or two figuring out the mechanics of this godawful game. How do we keep ending up with shitty cell phone games to promote prizes? (BETRAYAL!)
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:19
DJDuffy
Steve Parry?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:19
Tubatic
Grats man!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:26
Darren Nakamura
Did somebody say taco soup?
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:28
Shin Oni
....congrats congrats. I would've loved to enter this and win. but nothing.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:33
Evil Cheese
Congrats on the PS3! Welcome to the Dark Side/Winner's Circle (have you won anything from Dtoid before?)!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:33
Wedge
Wow, I actually would of won too if I'd entered that combo. Fuck.
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:34
Rogue Trooper
Niero, you do another shitty contest like this again and I swear I'm going to write a angry e-mail. Also congrats to whoever won.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:37
Brad Rice
Taco soup ftw.
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:38
niacin
congratulations bryan.

Now how about some love for the non-americans, anything will do really.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:47
Brian Szabelski
Congrats to Bryan.

Also, I voted for taco soup.
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:48
realyst
kudos, dear sah.
Orochi Borgieman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:58
Orochi Borgieman
Taco Soup sounds awesome.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 19:59
Detry
Great, now I want some Taco Soup.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:04
adultswim810
WAIT WTF I DID THAT
ON THE FIRST FUCKING DAY!!!
GAHHHH DAMN YOU WATS UR NAME
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:09
adultswim810
date:5/7/2008 4:28 PM
To:007@destructoid.com
this is adultswim810 on dtoid
parry
parry
parry
parry
parry

MOTHERFUCK SO CLOSE D:
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:12
Electro Lemon
Congrats, MechaMonkey!

I still think the rules were fucking confusing, as doing the same thing would get different results each time. I was the second commenter too! :(

Ah well. I'm not bitter. Congrats!
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:13
adultswim810
SMASH HEAD INTO WALL*
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:18
Electro Lemon
Oh man, now I want some taco soup.
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:20
coffeesash
Is this post just to make everybody jealous Bryan O'Leary for being the winner? If I didn't win, I don't want to know who did XD
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:26
adultswim810
ok... im calm now... can someone tell me. Was i at least 2nd place!? please!?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 20:49
Sharpless
I never want to hear the phrase "Colette's taco soup" ever again, goddammit. Maybe it's meant literally, but... damn. No.

Also, I voted for one winner, one console. Because, you know, I don't have anything to play those hypothetical new games on.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 21:03
AngelsDontBurn
Lol @ the emos. Oh and taco soup sounds, interesting?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 21:04
AngelsDontBurn
Also, congrats! :)
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 21:05
ceark
what the heck is taco soup? is that like chicken tortilla soup? cause if that's what it's like that sounds pretty good.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 21:06
MechaMonkey
Why the hell did I sign the e-mail with my real name? In any case, imagine my surprise to find it proudly displayed on the front page of Destructoid.

I love everyone. Buttsecks for all, and to all a good night.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 21:13
Pepillou2
Why didn't I win?
Oh, I guess because I didn't participate... heh.
Anyway,
I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES etc.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 21:17
Darren Nakamura
Congrats, Mr. O'Leary Monkey. You chose wisely.
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 01:19
Woverine
yeah this contest was ridiculous. the results were random but somehow there was "best combo" how can it be the best if it randomizes every time.. blah screw it.
H20polo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 01:31
H20polo
congratulations but...

i emailed you guys that combo! ugggh. i sent 5 emails and they were from 5/7 to 5/12 and my 5 parry one was the first one i sent. i was so hoping i got it and anyone else who got it i would beat in the comment tiebreakers....oh well, i'll just have to try harder next time.

oh an a suggestion to the winner, don't buy haze because it's over hyped and it sorta sucks. gratz!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 02:34
Sharpless
By the way, can we please not do anymore contests revolving around cell phone games? Pretty please? I'll even make you sausage soup.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 12:11
Justice
Congrats man!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 12:39
ZombiePlatypus
Mmm, taco soup...
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 14:23
AlucardX24
Dtoid, you should send me a ps3 too. I'll do anything. I'll even sing Seal - Kiss from a Rose on youtube.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 07:59
Kryptinite
FUCK YEAH!!!

congrats MechaMonkey :)
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:34
LarkOhiya
oddly enough i did that same combo as an entry myself. ALSO I did it in game and LOST. so there goes your logic. I did a different combo and took no damage from him and killed him. so how is this logical.

Oh well congrats to the guy who sent it in mere moments before me.
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