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Pac-Man makes love to Zork, child is born photo

I don't know how old this is and frankly I don't care. This Pac-Txt, an idea so stupid it is actually genius. Described as Pac-Man meets Zork, Pac-Txt is, quite simply, an old school text-based adventure that manages to retain all the gameplay of classic Pac-Man. Now you can enjoy the nostalgic fun of moving and eat dots, but in text form!

Check it out, get typing and enjoy the three minutes it will take for the joke to wear thin. Also, let Destructoid know your high score, whether you completed a level and just how long it took you to stop. No, I swear I want to know.

[Tip by Jonathan Ross ... I hope it's THE Jonathan Ross]








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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:46
Aerox
Sadly, I'm not THE Jonathan Ross. All the British people I meet get really excited when they're introduced to me though.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:50
B-Radicate
No thanks.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:01
Sharpless
LOL. That's brilliant.

I'm not going to play it, though.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:06
king3vbo
Its so stupid, its amazing! But I wont play it
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:07
bloodylip
310 points before the novelty wore off.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:09
urbanyeti
1160 points before my hand cramped up. Plus, I ate a ghost!
"You have bitten a ghost! It flees from you disoriented, stumbling around frantically trying to escape." Suck on that ghost!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:09
Cheeburga
Do not want.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:14
urbanyeti
Went back, played some more, 2660 points. and two lost lives (one mine , one pac-man)
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:25
Variable Gear
Score...where is the score...
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:43
Variable Gear
The debug mode makes it pretty fun, and this proves to me that Pac-Man needs graphics to be interesting. I wish that end the end of your three lives that the game would show you a playback of every action that you took with real Pac-Man graphics. Now, that would be sweet!



And here is some Iwatani-san!

“The whole purpose of Pac-Man was to target women and couples, and get a different type of player involved.”

What, so this is for the shut-ins who played Zork back in the day?
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:44
Riser Glen
You make a valiant effort to bite in the air, alas there is nothing there.

You make a valiant effort to bite in the air, alas there is nothing there.

You make a valiant effort to bite in the air, alas there is nothing there.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:53
F Whipple
This is brilliant!
pwned88's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:12
pwned88
Congratulations! You have eaten ALL the dots! A rather time consuming and tedious task.
Your final score: 5120 points using 2 lives.

* * * G A M E O V E R * * *

You are in a long corridor. You may go forward or backward.

hahah, i have no life.
pwfd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:43
pwfd
damn...
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:14
jerrt
after not finding one dot, and getting stunned by the red ghost twice, i gave up.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:16
s0lesurviv0r
Dammit, I have work to do today, just one more dot, just one more I swear.
thedude93's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:51
thedude93
> score
Score: 1240 points (70 of 246 dots eaten) using 2 lives.
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:10
AliasWyvernspur
Can't go Dennis? Meh.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:28
Topher Cantler
>It is pitch black.

>You are likely to be eaten by a ghost.
van's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:46
van
Congratulations! You have eaten ALL the dots! A rather time consuming and tedious task.
Your final score: 6620 points using 1 live.

* * * G A M E O V E R * * *
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