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It takes real dedication to shave yourself bald and dance around in a yard with nothing but shorts on, but in sacrificing his dignity and self respect, which is something I always like to see, The Incredible Edible Egg has gone OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND and secured himself a DBZ: Burst Limit Xbox 360, along with the game and swag. 
 
Special mentions go to ZombiePlatypus' topical comic, and The Bez who produced something that probably would have won if I didn't have to show it to a PR company and say "send a 360 to this man!" Seriously Bez, that was truly amazing literature you produced. 
 
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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 08:55
Y0j1mb0
Congrats The Incredible Edible Egg !! Get Crackdown for your 360..you'll thank me later.
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 09:06
Merry Ho
I'm just glad its over, I don't want to see the Cblogs raped like that again
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 09:11
The Incredible Edible Egg
Hooray! I'm glad that my extreme exhaustion could produce something half that good.

@ yojimbo
Oddly enough, gonna get that in from Goozex pretty soon.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 09:12
Maurice Tan
Gratz!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 09:27
Cheeburga
I'VE BEEN THERE!
deletemyaccount's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 09:32
deletemyaccount
Congrats Egg, that was a pretty damn good entry.
I'm pissed I barely got noticed, and only got one comment on my entry though.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 09:42
GuitarAtomik
I love you Asian Joe.
Drksan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 10:14
Drksan
I will not accept this excuse for the lack of a truffle shuffle.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 10:19
BS3 Owner
Needs MOAR VengaBoys.

: )
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 10:24
TurboSpaz
OH GOD MY EYES! NO PRIZE IS WORTH THIS!!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 10:39
MechaMonkey
When Dragonball becomes a live-action dance video, everybody loses...

Except you! Congrats!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 10:52
Justice
Congrats man!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:05
king3vbo
MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:09
ZombiePlatypus
Congratumalations!
Shinu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:13
Shinu
hahahahaha.... hahahaha...
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:36
MuddBstrd
OMG, Peanuts dance FTW! That alone should have declared him the winner.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:45
Kryptinite
holy shit, why did i laugh so hard.

Congrats man! I expect loads of pictures soon.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:48
Steel Squirrel
Well deserved, I was hoping you were going to win that shit man. Congratulations!
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 11:56
Trowble
I shave my head completely bald every week and I still have my dignity.

However, you guys stole my heart with the Peanuts, you get some TLC (Tender Loving Care) for that.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 12:07
13thDragon
Congrats, dude!
Raidensolid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 12:17
Raidensolid
LOL! A well deserved win.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 12:19
Dead Movie Star
A boy and his giant penis accept their defeat to a worthy opponent.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 12:50
mix
Awesome choice Jim!

Awesome work Egg!

Awesome cookies for everyone!

I watched the clip twice when you made your entry, it was soo funny.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 13:21
Orionsaint
They kinda saved what could have been an EPIC FAIL. With nothing more than the power of dancing!
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 13:58
Danmartigan
Way to go Marshmallow Joe
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 13:59
Demtor
I have absolutely no interest in DBZ or a contest involving it. But that video was pretty funny. Bonus points for Charlie Brown too!

Now lets all go back to forgetting DBZ exists...
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 14:53
braulio09
was that the macarena? WAS IT!?

holy shit totally deserving of it.
red tide's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 15:27
red tide
I lol'd...
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 15:47
Rifter01
Congratz, that was frickin' cool. lololl
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 16:09
thisissami
awesomeness! what is the name of the last song right before the credits btw??? it's superawesome and i want to find it and listen to it's entirety!!!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 16:23
Maurice Tan
@thisissami: it's Vengaboys - We like to party!
Fat Beezus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 16:48
Fat Beezus
I want a "The Balls are Inert" featuring Tootsee Roll sequel.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 16:58
MATTFOO
hell yea!!! Def. the best entry...congrats
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 17:01
CypherVR
i lol'd @ the end dance XD
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 17:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
Grats Egg!
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 19:08
The Bez
A couple of things
In the future should I make entries a little less NSFW or barring IncredibleEggs entry would I have won.
Also, The contest deadline said the 18th in your extension post and in IncredibleEgss blog it says he was on the 19th
Harukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 19:14
Harukai
That's some funny shit! Congrats, well earned :D Cardboard ensemble + dancing, pure genius.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 19:16
The Bez
Proof I am a douche
[IMGhttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll189/TheBez/untitled-2.jpg[/IMG]
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 19:18
The Bez
Proof I am a douche and that I fail at BBCode
naturon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 21:18
naturon
that was amazing!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 23:18
tazarthayoot
Hey Bez, it helps to ask for extentions. Also, I didn't have the camera available until 17th, so it made a difference for me.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 23:36
tazarthayoot
Oops, I didn't post under Tazars name. I don't know what you're talking about.
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 23:52
Milkman519
That winning video was pure fail. What a disappointing contest.
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 23:53
Milkman519
By the way, the comic should have won.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 00:13
Joe Burling
Asian Joe! Not only does this video excite me in ways only Ron Workman drunk could understand, but Hannah Montana just called me after watching your video, squeeling with joy! She wants to meet you in Hawaii so you two can have sex. She said something about it being legal there...
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 01:47
The Incredible Edible Egg
Only if she wears mickey mouse underwear and jumps on the bed saying "Me Rikey Bouncy!"
Chippers's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 08:59
Chippers
Haha wow xD
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:23
MATTFOO
I WANNA DANCE!
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