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As soon as we announced last month's writing contest, Fronz posted like a million comments on the site and sent us this review on Stepmania, posted below. We immediately knew he was going to be the winner, but were a bunch of dicks and didn't reply to any of his responses on purpose so he'd think we hated him. Surprise fucker! Congratulations, you popped our cherry. We also gave him the right to post anything he wants on DT, so you'll be seeying his articles soon. Welcome to the team!!!

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Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2006 09:42
Gregor
Yeah fuck him
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 09:36
Pedro Blandino
he slepted with the Dtoid robot to win. I knew he did!
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 10:04
Chris Taran
The contest was rigged! It was all a sham!

It was all just a clever hoax to get Fronz more respect (and deep pocket discounts) in the tranny whoring community that had previously been dominated by Summa!

I'm on to you Fronczak! Don't think you can hide behind your deep seeded love for all things looking like women yet still retaining the cock for long!
Ishaan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 10:15
Ishaan
What's this? Tom Fronzcrack gets a prize? What the hell for? His writing sucks! Lick my balls, Fronz! You whored yourself out for that prize and you know it, bitch.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 10:48
Snaileb
Yay for Fronz you lucky SOB. Good luck with being gayz.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 10:49
Namelessted
What a fucking cunt rag. Seriously. What did Fronz do to win any prize? Fuck Fronz! Give me a fucking prize. I mean, I rape kids for Christ's sake. Where is the love for me. You know what, FUCK you guys. I am going to go binge eating and then induce myself to vomiting. I hope that makes you guys feel cool, that you made me become bulimic and start reading mind you mother fuckers. Hey, if I find an object sharp enough I might just go slit one on my wrists (as I won't do it correctly, and won't be able to pick the object back up and slit the other one.)
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 12:34
World Famous
I almost stopped fucking his mom when I first heard this.
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 12:51
Gregor
I almost stopped fucking his mom's corpse when I heard.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 13:02
Snaileb
Oh god damn it Gregor... damn it all to hell.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 22:29
Nick Chester
I almost stopped fucking Gregor (who, at the time, was fucking Fronz's mom's corpse.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 17:40
Kayka
Man this is bullshit, he wins something? He sucks so bad at everything!!! And I almost stopped fucking Nick who was fucking Gregor who at the same time was fucking Fronz's mom I guess.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 00:42
LarkOhiya
I do think Fronz adds a lot to Dtoid. A LOT OF GAYZ *runs to WOW server* *trips on GAYZ*
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 12:46
Faith
Fronz tried to get me to solicite a trannie hooker for him once. It was weird, cause he then wanted me to watch him and the trannie. True story.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 21:45
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Fronz is such a whore. We give him the opportunity to write for us and what does he do?! He works with Fat Penguin media on 2 other gaming sites. You little slut rag. Niero helped your bitch ass out, made you popular, and this is how you repay him?!?!?! I'm so going to get a hooker to take a dump in your mouth at Vegas right after she/he takes a piss in Puppets mouth.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2007 00:26
Brad Rice
Fronz, you cheap son of a whore. Seriously, it's thanks to people like you that things like Hiroshima, Manchukuo, and Summa's birth happen. I mean, god, what the hell? I hope you get mugged for that dtoid shirt, since it's an even hotter commodity than the Wii.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 06:45
Fronz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and ron STILL can't spell "you're" right. Thanks everyone, best present ever. :) GORILLAS!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 07:02
Fronz


Gorillas!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 22:50
007
C-C-C-C-COCKBREAKER! (IRCartel, bitches)
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2008 02:17
HarassmentPanda
Fronz cheats.
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