Nope, today a horrifying ornament -- as seen on the Internet! -- arrived. Wrapped in a white, blood-stained box adorned with a black bow, the ornament looks like it would be a terrifying addition to any holiday tree. It depicts a body stretched and twisted around dirty sticks and pine cones, all of it hanging from a bloody hook that's attached to a piece of "human skin."
In case a gallery of pictures isn't doing it for you, check the above video to get a closer look at this holiday atrocity. Dante's Inferno hits stores in February; if you're more interested in the game than marketing stunts that are starting to scare my family, check out my demo impressions and video walkthrough.