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It’s not easy to live in Liberty City. I suppose that I don’t even have to point that out. You are probably already aware of the actions of Niko Bellic and the other reckless criminals like him, but how many of you have stopped to consider what it is like to be a regular resident of the most dangerous city in the world?

Imagine walking down the street, groceries in hand, saying hello to an old friend on the street, and then seeing their eyes widen. You turn around, hearing the screeching tires, and see a Sentinel XS barreling towards you, careening off the road and onto the sidewalk. You jump out of the way instinctively, but your old friend is not so lucky, and he gets clipped as the car takes out a sign or two and swerves back on the road. This is my life. I live in Liberty City. 

It wasn’t always so bad here. Liberty City used to be a place that was overflowing with culture, art, and possibilities. The city has always had a tough underbelly, but it was a place where good people could do good things. Now, you’re just as likely to catch a stray bullet as you are to get a quick meal at the Cluckin’ Bell down the road.

How did it get this way? Well, besides the criminals, the apathy, the scum like Bellic who have no regard for anyone else’s well-being, there are the cops. The police here are the most crooked in the entire world without a doubt. How else can you explain how a guy can go on a killing spree, taking out 19 innocent bystanders, participating in a shoot-out with gang bangers, and then leading the cops on a fifteen-minute chase only to be back on the streets within a few hours?



In Liberty City, they don’t prosecute the criminals that squeeze the life out of our citizens. Instead, the cops simply take the perp’s weapons and maybe a quick bribe and turn him loose. Worse yet, they may chase the guy for awhile, have him get out of their sight, and then simply lose interest. What other city in the world has police like this? The cops are just another gang in Liberty City.

How else can you explain that you can walk right around the corner in several areas of the city and find an arms salesman with everything from Uzis to hand grenades? How else would you explain that criminals can show up at a local hospital full of bullet wounds and carrying illegal weapons, only to get patched up and released, no questions asked?

Even the good cops in the city can’t do a whole lot to fight back. The crime has gotten so bad that lesser crimes such as reckless driving or simple assault don’t even get investigated, let alone prosecuted. Just the other day, I had a guy run a red light, t-bone my Blista Compact, and simply keep on driving. I called the police to report the incident, and they laughed at me and hung up. They laughed at me.

Hey, it could be worse, right? I could have come out from Club Liberty to find my car had disappeared altogether, stolen only to show up a couple of weeks later at some roid-rager’s used car lot. You think the cops would care then, either?

Things aren’t getting better anytime soon. Even when you try to get out and have a little fun, you’re never more than an itchy trigger finger away from being caught up in gang activity or a good old criminal rampage. My cousin was at a local bowling alley three months ago, and there were a couple of Russian guys a couple of lanes down. Well, they must not have been pleased with how the pins were falling, because before you know it, there were 32 dead people and 6 injured at the alley, including three cops who actually tried to stop the carnage outside of the alley. What do you know? The suspects were never caught. The police chief did get a nice new boat a couple of weeks later, though.


It’s gotten to the point where people have taken to shooting pigeons off of street lights for fun. Right in broad daylight, a guy will pull out a sniper rifle like it’s no big deal, take their time to line up the shot, and poof! Bye bye, Mr. Pigeon. Apparently there’s some kind of contest or something, but that’s just another example of a great way to pass time in Liberty City. That’s besides some of the other favorite Liberty City activities, like street racing at 110 mph as pedestrians run in fear, or taking that special someone to a fine establishment like one of our local strip clubs. If you don’t like the dancers that night, hey, whip out a knife and hack a couple of them up before shooting up the place with an assault rifle. That’s what one guy decided to do a few weeks back.

At some point, you have to wonder if we’ll ever fight back. You know, the anonymous, regular citizens of Liberty City. Will we continue to let a handful of criminals and the crooked police run the whole city? Will we finally organize and take back the community that was once ours?

Nah, we’ll probably just keep on walking around aimlessly, occasionally running from a random shooter or car speeding down the sidewalk.







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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 18:02
Chris Carter
Nice write up, but I'm going to have to say "boo" to the Liberty City rehash after rehash. GTA 1 and 3 (4) life.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 18:33
Zippyduda
This post made me warm inside haha.

But in all seriousness, yes the cops are terrible, BUT, they do have a good side. I was driving along and you know you get that odd guy who highjacks you, or you high jack him and he fights for his car back, or you hit a car he gets out, pulls you out of the car and starts beating Niko up?

Well on more than 5 occasions this has happened, I have let the guy punch me once, there was a cop car behind or near and the pedestrian who was hitting me got arrested lol. I'm surprised Rockstar went to that much detail, bravo.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 20:15
The Prodigal Son
I liked 4, but GTA is fanboy territory for me (hell...I'm broke as fuck and bought a DS lite for Chinatown Wars). I've never been disappointed with GTA, because it allows me to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want, with minimal consequences.

Also, a Sunday drive in Liberty City has Nooses behind me.
JT706's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 20:43
JT706
If you're thinking about moving out west, don't bother. San Andreas was a hellhole even before Officer Samuel L. Jackson got offed.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 01:25
PwnanObrien
Don't even get me started on those biker gangs, selling H and fighting in the streets. I thought the Lost falling apart would be a good thing but now the scene's dominated by those racist deadbeats.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 14:28
akathatoneguy
@ JT706-

Thanks for the advice. I was thinking of checking out Vice City. I heard it's been cleaned up a bit since the 80's.

Thanks all for reading!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:09
Puppy Licks
Liberty city is rough now but it was a lot worse with the cartels around.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:13
Sam Spectre
Shit, stay outta Bohan. Place is a fuckin mess ever since Manny Escuela was killed.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:16
HiddenAHB
Good read dude!
But LC cops aren't as half as corrupted as Brazilian cops.

PS: Don't go to Vice City, every Sunday a douchbag starts running people over with his Sabre GT in the beach.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 20:29
Chronic Logic
With that much violence going on in Liberty City, it makes you wonder why people are still walking on the streets and not lock themselves up in their homes.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 20:48
Jon B
On the bright side, the healthcare is so good that you can survive a jump from a skyscraper.
Waquan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 23:26
Waquan
I was expecting this one to be average, but I actually found it surprisingly humorous. Your prose is highly realistic.
t3chn1k4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 23:35
t3chn1k4l
I kinda like Liberty City. Come on, I haven't gotten a DUI yet.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 00:44
bodybreak
getting the pigeon trophy was a bitch -- i used a walkthrough and it took me more than several hours to accomplish since almost every time i discharged my gun i'd alert the cops and have to flee off the walkthrough's course.
i did see parts of the city that i'd never been to though, it was definitely worth it. Rockstar put alot of love into creating that game.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 02:26
akathatoneguy
Whoa, I wasn't expecting that! I was scrolling down the front page like usual and there's my avatar! Thanks to everybody who read it. And yes, the health care is pretty awesome in Liberty City. Then again, it has to be when you have about a 99.96% chance of being hacked up, shot at or run over!

The citizens should have left town when all the cats, dogs and kids did, methinks.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 05:06
Tarvu
I don't understand those maniacs who steal helicopters, then bail out of them at high speeds and altitudes. Why would anybody do that!?
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 09:07
Sexualchocolate
Nah, we’ll probably just keep on walking around aimlessly, occasionally running from a random shooter or car speeding down the sidewalk....

i just wish people still shouted..

"MY MAMMA'S MY SISTER!"
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 11:00
Cahuatijo
... or the classic San Andreas pedestrian inquiry: "Whatcha doing? Giving birth?"
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 11:18
Holyetheline
I used to be so in love with this game.
Uniquenamehere's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 02:22
Uniquenamehere
1 more fucking pigeon left I don't think it will ever be found.
hurabilo65's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:51
hurabilo65
some access of illness in old Madame Kint; he was the second gentleman buy desogen online
garnergamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2011 21:47
garnergamer
Most police forces require at least require police academy and at least an associates degree to become a cop. You don't need any of that to become a cop in Liberty City. You don't even need a high school diploma. You don't need a driver's license, a license to own a gun or anything. Actually almost no job in Liberty City requires an education. That is why the cops are so crooked. You don't need an education to become a teacher and most teachers in Liberty City aren't very good teachers. As a result, kids will not learn what is right from wrong and they will grow up as criminals. Sometimes cops don't care about what's going on in the city. You don't need a license to drive or own a gun or any thing in the city. Another thing that is wrong with Liberty City. Cops are pretty much above the law in Liberty City. They will shoot innocent people and let the bad guys go. All of these are reasons why Liberty City is so corrupt. Liberty City's local governments do not care a thing about what is going on in Liberty City. Liberty City is almost an anarchy. The only reason it is not an anarchy is because it has local governments. It just HAS local governments. They don't really enforce they laws in Liberty City. The Liberty City Courthouse does not see very many cases.
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