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Vanillaware's butt-eye monster will haunt your dreams

In the Genroku Legends DLC for Muramasa Rebirth lies what may be one of the most unsettling videogame enemy designs I've ever witnessed. If this thing moved to Silent Hill, it'd still be the creepiest thing in its neighborhoo...   more

Vanillaware's butt-eye monster will haunt your dreams photo

There's a Canada-only DuckTales iOS third-person shooter

While fans of the Disney Afternoon have been anxiously awaiting the release of DuckTales Remastered, Disney had tossed a separate DuckTales-branded game onto iOS devices. It is called DuckTales: Scrooge's Loot, and it is a th...   more

There's a Canada-only DuckTales iOS third-person shooter photo

Mega Man's robo-dog Rush, now in tissue box form

Amidst Capcom's schemes to appease us with Mega Man-themed paraphernalia in the absence of an actual game announcement, I've more or less remained as reserved as could be. When Mega Man Xbox Avatars appeared, I kept my mouth ...   more

Mega Man's robo-dog Rush, now in tissue box form photo

Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake

The world of Chinese bootleg software is a fascinating one. Sometimes, these wares go beyond mere copies to exhibit a healthy amount of sheer effort. You are no doubt aware of the Famicom demake of Final Fantasy VII, which t...   more

Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo


Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo
Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo
Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo
Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo
Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo
Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake photo



Senran Kagura cell phone charms smell like breasts

The marketing of booby ninja school girl brawler series Senran Kagura is simply outrageous. Branded tissue boxes? Facepalm worthy. Themed desserts? Fairly creative. Cell phone charms? Well, that doesn't sound so bad... ... oh...   more

Senran Kagura cell phone charms smell like breasts photo

Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon

Iwata claims that this is the Year of Luigi, but I'm starting to think it's the Year of Nicolas Cage. First came that Majora's Mask texture hack that slaps his mug on every surface imaginable, and now comes this new tumblr th...   more

Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo


Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo
Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo
Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo
Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo
Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo
Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon photo



This is the dumbest Mega Man toy I have ever seen

Network execs will go to some disgusting lengths to separate parents and their money. Just slap the logo of a popular cartoon on any ol' crap and a kid will foam at the mouth until mommy and daddy break down and give in to th...   more

This is the dumbest Mega Man toy I have ever seen photo

Robo-Robotnik is pure nightmare fuel

Good morning! Look who is so happy to see you this fine Saturday! This jolly fellow is Robo-Robotnik, and he comes to you straight from the pages of Sonic Archives #20, the latest installment in Archie Comics' throwback serie...   more

Robo-Robotnik is pure nightmare fuel photo

Finally! Here's Final Fantasy Versus XIII... the perfume!

The absolutely, positively very "first" female protagonist in Final Fantasy history, Lightning, is once again in the pilot seat for the upcoming Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. This is the third game under the FFXIII u...   more

Finally! Here's Final Fantasy Versus XIII... the perfume! photo

I'M KEIJI INAFUNE, AND I'M-A FIRIN' MUH LAZOR!

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, the second sequel to the admittedly bland RPG about anthropomorphic videogame consoles fighting a literal console war, is still on track for a PS3 release in the US on March 12, 2013. Despite ...   more

I'M KEIJI INAFUNE, AND I'M-A FIRIN' MUH LAZOR! photo

You're too slow! Sonic's at the Olympics in StH #242

Uhhhhhhhh... what? An Olympics tie-in? Now? Over two months since the Summer Games ended? I never thought I'd see the day when Sonic the Hedgehog was actually late for something! If it wasn't obvious, Archie Sonic the Hedgeho...   more

You're too slow! Sonic's at the Olympics in StH #242 photo

The Howard & Nester comic Nintendo Power didn't print

Ever since the announcement of Nintendo Power's cancellation, former Nintendo of America spokesman and official Gamemaster Howard Phillips has decided to start sharing all kinds of Nintendo-related goodies on his Facebook pag...   more

The Howard & Nester comic Nintendo Power didn't print photo

The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd

"Fearmaster controller? What the hell is that?" I found out, and promptly had to write a post about it. The Top Shot Fearmaster is a gun peripheral for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013, otherwise known as the series with some of...   more

The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo


The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo
The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo
The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo
The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo
The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo
The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd photo



Really, Nintendo? A knitting peripheral for the NES?

Throughout its history, Nintendo has had its fair share of "what the eff were they thinking!?" moments. Take the Wii Vitality Sensor, for instance. A pulse rate monitor attached to a game controller? No wonder Iwata and pals ...   more

Really, Nintendo? A knitting peripheral for the NES? photo

Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book

Good news, bad news time. The bad news is that Bob Hoskins, famed English actor who starred in such films as The Long Good Friday, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hook, and the notorious Super Mario Bros., was recently diagnosed wit...   more

Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo


Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo
Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo
Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo
Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo
Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo
Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book photo



What does a Super Fighting Robot smell like?

Mega Man air fresheners. Let me repeat myself: Mega Man air fresheners. Well, I think we've just about seen everything, right? This fall, fragrance licensee (seriously) Epic-Scents will release Mega Man and Proto Man Scent Bl...   more

What does a Super Fighting Robot smell like? photo

All rise for His Exalted Majesty King Nintendo 64

No, that is not a Photoshop. That is King Nintendo 64. Hail to the king, baby! During Otakon this past weekend, quite a number of attendees decided to cosplay, not as a particular anime or videogame character, but rather as a...   more

All rise for His Exalted Majesty King Nintendo 64 photo

Behold 'Medium,' from the fine makers of 'Sadness'

In the glorious pantheon of vaporware, Sadness stands at the tippy top. The hype behind the game -- if it ever truly existed in some playable capacity at any point in time -- was only matched by the curious insistence of its ...   more

Behold 'Medium,' from the fine makers of 'Sadness' photo

Swordfight will get your joystick hard

I stand corrected. This is the weirdest story of the weekend! If you read Joseph Leray's "Nordic New Wave" feature from the other week, you ought to be familiar with Johann Sebastian Joust, a game using accelerometer-powered ...   more

Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo


Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo
Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo
Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo
Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo
Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo
Swordfight will get your joystick hard photo



Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura

Datura is one of those games that compels you to share your in-game experience with friends as if you're telling a grand story about some meaningful feat you accomplished. For me personally, it tends to be exploration-centric...   more

Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo


Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo
Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo
Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo
Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo
Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo
Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura photo



Silent Hill based on Kindergarten Cop, CONFIRMED!

My God! Why didn't we catch this sooner? It's so obvious! The clues were right there the whole time! Konami was trying to keep the dirty truth a secret, but it didn't do a good enough job. Through the power of JOURNALISM, use...   more

Silent Hill based on Kindergarten Cop, CONFIRMED! photo

Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it

This is one of those announcements that's simply too out of left field not to post. Partnering with Universal Pictures, NEVERDIE Studios has made a free, "movie-length" massively multiplayer online game based on the impending...   more

Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo


Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo
Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo
Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo
Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo
Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo
Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it photo