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Podtoid 243: Do I Wanna Defend Balls?

It's a laid back episode this week. People are tired, stressed, but keen to talk shop! SimCity gets the savaging it deserves, while Trent Reznor's up to his ol' texting tricks. Elsewhere, Jim's ludicrous PC problems are fully...   more

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Podtoid 242: Welcome to Monkey Hell

On this week's Podtoid, we get TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches -- a sequel to The 40-Year-Old Virgin and an all-new tale of betrayal and monkey poo. Elsewhere, Jim's started getting overly familiar texts from Trent Reznor, and...   more

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Podtoid 241: Man-Pig Milk

On this week's post-PS4 episode of Podtoid, the gang naturally discusses the PlayStation 4. The games, the hardware, and the online plans are all analyzed and talked about, almost as if this were a videogame podcast. Elsewher...   more

Podtoid 241: Man-Pig Milk photo

Podtoid 240: Uncle Ben's Hot Piss

On this week's mournful Podtoid, the fate of Aliens: Colonial Marines is lamented and there's only one person to blame -- Jonathan Holmes, who shirked his duty and let Uncle Ben die. Outside of that, the gang puts on a dark p...   more

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Podtoid 239: Oprah's Licking Your Hammy Eggy Face

On this week's high octane Podtoid, the gang decides to cash in on Jurassic Park, we find sordid new uses for glow sticks, and Jonathan Holmes become Breakfast Boy to the delight of an American TV icon. Oh, and we discuss the...   more

Podtoid 239: Oprah's Licking Your Hammy Eggy Face photo

Podtoid 238: Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint

[Incredibly Important Note: The full title is Homeless Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint, but that was too big for the Destructoid headline. I need you ALL to know this!] On this week's Podtoid, the gang ponde...   more

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Podtoid 237: A Bucket of Ghost Poo

On this week's Podtoid, we have a bumper length episode, and loads of tidy chat! We discuss Victorian punishments for an ungrateful Jonathan, we become ghosts for hire with magic ghostly bricks, and a Kickstarter is formed in...   more

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Podtoid 236: Give My Scarecrow A Blowjob

This week's Podtoid mixes hot debate with hot milk, as we take a trip to the Dirty Diary, answer a listener's call to reduce our gay content, and open a new museum in which Jonathan Holmes saves the Human League from horny sc...   more

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Podtoid 235: Acoustic Vulva

On this week's Podtoid, it seems Jonathan Holmes can't help breaking the anus embargo conceived for his own benefit! Elsewhere, he becomes a Highlander, and eats feces in the name of charity and Hideki Kamiya. There's also a ...   more

Podtoid 235: Acoustic Vulva photo

Podtoid 234: The Foot Clan's Poopy Ooze

[Thanks to SirTobbii for the image!] It's a brand new year, and Podtoid is back with a brand new world of delights! We kick off with Jonathan's newest persona, Freaky Constantina, we learn how to properly get crackheads to cl...   more

Podtoid 234: The Foot Clan's Poopy Ooze photo

Podtoid has a Wiki now, why not check it out?

A number of intrepid fans have come together to create and maintain the Podtoid Wiki, your one-stop database for the heroes and lore of Destructoid's more storied podcast. Created by the listeners themselves, these pages hold...   more

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Podtoid 233: Anal Siege 2 - Analectric Boogalanal

It's the last Podtoid of the year, and that means the gang has cracked open the booze to record a drunken episode. For some reason, Anal Siege was a popular episode last year, so this year we present the chungus-flavored sequ...   more

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Podtoid 232: The Christmas Nightmare Fluid Special

It's the Christmas special Podtoid! Join the gang as it discusses the nightmarish yuletide offerings of the California Raisins, the existential crisis that occurs when Jonathan becomes a mall Santa, and the REAL story of Jesu...   more

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Podtoid 231: And I Farted Alone

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses slavery, a new way to filter our anal gustings, and the filming of dead birds on a Mississippi beach. Also, we chat about board games, including Betrayal at House on the Hill, which ...   more

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Podtoid 230: Captain Crack Cocaine

On this week's socially responsible Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the heroic face of Boston's biggest anti-drug campaign, Conrad becomes a journeyman scholar of the anus, and Morrissey's secret origins are revealed. There'...   more

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Podtoid 229: Murderous Techno-Snail Hybrids

On a spirited edition of Podtoid, the gang details how David Bowie now lives inside Jonathan Holmes' hoarded anus, the mystery of the Black Dahlia murder is solved, and perhaps the most twisted GameCube commercial idea ever i...   more

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Podtoid 228: Batman is Covered in Feces and Urine

It is the Thanksgiving episode of Podtoid, and what a show to be grateful for! Join the gang as they host Val Kilmer's Thanksgiving Family Showdown, laugh until you weep at Batman's smelliest videogame adventure, and question...   more

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Podtoid Extra: Wii U Launch Day

On this extra edition of Podtoid, Jim manages to grab Jonathan Holmes while he installs his new Wii U in real-time! Listen to tales direct from the Wii U launch event in New York, listen to New Super Mario Bros. U being playe...   more

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Podtoid 227: Dr. Mario with a Bloody Coathanger

On this week's edition of Podtoid, Jim Sterling finally feels his world crumble as an intense workload breaks his mind. As a result, Jonathan Holmes becomes the new face of Coca Cola, the Mushroom Kingdom gets multiple ending...   more

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Podtoid 226: Dickmouth School

On this week's AMERICAN Podtoid, the gang discusses Mitt Romney's shocking presidential win, and why the game industry is so damn liberal. Plans are also made to cash in on the next Harry Potter movie by opening a genuine sch...   more

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Podtoid 225: Double-Ghost Gangbang

It's a spooky Halloween episode! The gang has a proper scary time, talking about Nintendooooaaaah and the Wii-OOOOOH, followed by some lovely Halloween tips for Jonathan Holmes. He will definitely do them, especially all the ...   more

Podtoid 225: Double-Ghost Gangbang photo

Podtoid 224: Penisvaginaltitscube

On this week's barnstormer of an episode, Jonathan Holmes pitches an advert for the GameCube that silences even his loudmouthed co-host, we talk about the healing benefits a slimming fecal milkshake, and there's something abo...   more

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Podtoid 223: Stroke Me Through Castle Grayskull

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan is deemed too heterosexual to enter his own home, Conrad hires assassins to eliminate two rude barbarians, and Jim converts to Christianity to help his 2016 presidential bid. Elsewhere, we hav...   more

Podtoid 223: Stroke Me Through Castle Grayskull photo

Podtoid 222: Weird Hairless Chicken-Babies

On this week's edition of Podtoid, Jim gets just tipsy enough to start railing on Peter "It's Not On-Rails" Molyneux, Jonathan Holmes tries to use Satan to sell a Gamecube, and Conrad explains the secret of his never laughing...   more

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Podtoid 221: Velvet Wallet

On this week's Podtoid, there's a full house in session, ready to talk about Resident Evil 6, anti-Japanese conspiracies, and game reviewer jerk-off sessions. Also, Peter Molyneux is a mad fantasist, Kinect games torment thei...   more

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Podtoid 220: Push An Onion Up My Turkey Butt

On this week's Podtoid, the gang makes plans for an educational Thanksgiving treat, Jonathan Holmes is called out for his bigotry and intolerance of the working class, and college days are revisited. Oh, the days of marriage ...   more

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Podtoid 219: You're Bayonetta, But I've Got Hemorrhoids

Conrad and Hamza are out of town, leaving only the Derptastic Duo to record a Podtoid that involves varnished fecal trinkets and recreations of the torture porn that is Chiller. Also, both the Escapist Expo and the Wii U even...   more

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Podtoid 218: A Fetus Saved My Life

On this week's saucy edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses Elton John coming to Mississippi, the answer to the abortion debate, and whether or not Jonathan can have sex using his negative space. Oh the thrill! We also chat a...   more

Podtoid 218: A Fetus Saved My Life photo

Podtoid 217: Hitler Returns: Final Fantasy XIII

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses becoming a post-apocalyptic raider gang, Holmes is employed as a cat, and LIGHTNING RETURNS, GUYS! She returns. Like Solid Snake. Or Hitler. Also, we talk about Gum Job Granny, for t...   more

Podtoid 217: Hitler Returns: Final Fantasy XIII photo

Podtoid 216: Crotchless Diapers

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses apple racism, the joys of steroid abuse, and a brand new police force that will eradicate Boston's gang warfare problem for good. Also, Justin Bieber tricks women into bad sex, and t...   more

Podtoid 216: Crotchless Diapers photo

Podtoid 215: Narrative Animal Dildos

On a crazy new episode of Podtoid, the gang talks a lot about gamescom and the wonderful (if sleazy) delights on offer. We also plan out the world's greatest Dragonball Z musical, and enter the wonderful world of anthropomorp...   more

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Podtoid 214: Spider Sex Chamber

On this week's Podtoid, the gang invents an all-new (and voodoo-flavored) videogame convention, Willem Dafoe becomes the Dragon Tsar of Russia, and Jonathan Holmes is made to read the packaging for an unfortunate Miley Cyrus ...   more

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Podtoid 213: A Man-Horse Pooping Condoms

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses smuggling cocaine across the Mexican border, the nefarious pooping habits of Jonathan's new puppy, and whether or not Keanu Reeves is prepared to display his acting chops in Willem D...   more

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Podtoid 212: A Naked Dying Man

On this week's ridiculous podcast of idiocy, the gang discusses reviving the work of America's first serial killer, we chat about how religion and videogames are exactly the same thing, and Jonathan Holmes proudly presents hi...   more

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Podtoid 211: Doctor Genital

On this week's Podtoid, the gang manages to have a rather spoiler-free discussion of The Dark Knight Rises, a plan is hatched to turn Jonathan Holmes into a real-life Bane, and a nefarious new supervillain stalks the hospital...   more

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Podtoid: I'm Nightwing & I'm Gonna Sex You With My Penis

On this week's high-octane Podtoid, Jim confesses his horny love for Nightwing, Jonathan Holmes gets a new job selling things to children, and Willem Dafoe plays the central antagonist in a struggle between a man and his ass....   more

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Podtoid 209: Toxic Love Holes

On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens an exciting new movie theater, turns Jonathan Holmes into the next great superhero, and explores a world in which Willem Dafoe IS the Party Flower. Not only that, but our intrepid hosts ...   more

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Podtoid 208: It's Covered in Weeping Sores

[Major thanks to Sir Tobbii for the header image] On this week's edition of Podtoid, new regular co-host Conrad Zimmerman joins Jim and Jonathan for a rip-roaring round of chat including a moral dilemma involving miniature hu...   more

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Podtoid 207: Art Games

On a very debate-fueled Podtoid, the gang is joined by Conrad Zimmerman to discuss art games, Tokyo drifting, art games, the meaning of Nintendo's words, art games, and art games. Also art games. Art games art games art games...   more

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Podtoid 206: The Meanest Cum In The West

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses how to build and operate a Wild West saloon/brothel while avoiding the long arm of the law, the sociopathy involved in lying about videogames, and whether or not the Crypt...   more

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Podtoid 205: Chicken Chungus Vampire Sex Surprise

Podtoid is back from E3 and there are plans to hunt vampire afoot! They are definitely vampires, so don't ever worry about anything you might otherwise think. Elsewhere, we discuss marketing bones to children, and whether or ...   more

Podtoid 205: Chicken Chungus Vampire Sex Surprise photo

Podtoid 204: Pleasured Jellyfish Flavor

On an almighty pre-E3 Podtoid speculator, Jonathan Holmes starts to ponder the damaging effect that the podcast has had on his life, while Jim Sterling plans to make him have sex with everything in the ocean. Meanwhile, Hamza...   more

Podtoid 204: Pleasured Jellyfish Flavor photo

Podtoid 203: The Peehole Must Not Be Tampered Or Touched

On this week's edition of Podtoid, Hamza gets back from Pre-E3 with promises of previews and talk of an MMO joining forces with a SyFy TV show. Yeah, that sounds like the next big thing, right? Also, Diablo III is discussed s...   more

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Podtoid 202: Your Humble Anal Caretaker

On an incredibly fecal edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses an awesome Minecraft tribute to Jonathan Holmes' ringpiece, the responsibilities of controlling when another man poops, and a music video in which Jim Sterling mel...   more

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An erotic Minecraft Podtoid tribute to Jonathan Holmes

[Update: Youtube took it down for sexual content, but it's now uploaded to Dtoid's player. Our player does HD now, so you won't miss a speck of that glorious man-hole!] Podtoid listeners will know that Jonathan Holmes is sex...   more


Podtoid 201: I Don't Want To Mutilate

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the trio discuss holiday activities inspired by Hellraiser, Willem Dafoe's cure for cancer, and the truly annoying thing about gay bestiality websites. If that doesn't sound like the best vi...   more

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Podtoid 200 Retro Gaiden: Assassinate The Key Bears

For one night only (or every night if you just listen to this every time you go to sleep), Podtoid reunites Anthony Burch, Aaron Linde, Topher Cantler, Brad Nicholson, Jim Sterling, and SHUT UP SAMIT! The Podtoid cast of gene...   more

Podtoid 200 Retro Gaiden: Assassinate The Key Bears photo

Podtoid 200: Gay Sex Orgy Nightmare

On the 200TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR, Jonathan Holmes reveals that the world thinks he's a perpetually horny gay man, Hamza Aziz starts to understand the horror he's a part of, and Jim Sterling reveals how he got married. Also, t...   more

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Podtoid 199: Goose Penis

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses a multi-goose naked fantasy, plans for the next generation of American Gladiators, and the potential for an interactive fantasy in which you're a bearded old man taking ch...   more

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Podtoid 198: Uncle Sterling Comes For His Candy

On this week's edition of Podtoid, we graciously welcome Destructoid communications director Hamza "CTZ" Aziz, who will be joining us for at least a few weeks or your money back! This week, we discuss some E3 plans (especiall...   more

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