This week on Podtoid, we talked extensively about video games, as well as Cheech & Chong, Tim Schafer, and Macauley Caulkin. But we also suffered some major technical difficulties, so we lost about an hour of the conversa... more
Here we are again, my darlings. This week, Max Scoville, Jonathan Holmes, and Conrad Zimmerman discuss getting old, The Offspring, the collapse of society in the coming decades, and the fact that Spider-Man was touched as a child by a man named Skip. No, for real. Also, video games are mentioned briefly.
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After a longer-than-normal hiatus, the gang is back together this week to discuss Max's trip to Japan, Jonathan's old dirty magazines, Caitlin's casting choices for The Last of Us movie, and Conrad's beard compatibility.
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This week on Podtoid, Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Andy Dixon warn about the dangers of consuming prescription drugs intended for your parents. Plus, talk about the reaction to King's unsavory trademark actions, Double Fine's Amnesia Fortnight jam, and Jazzpunk.
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This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes, Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Caitlin Cooke discuss their latest gaming experiences, including Conrad playing Awesomenauts, Caitlin's obsession with The Price Is Right, Andy Dixon's... more
Another week, another chance for you to ask questions about videogames and water buffaloes and shit. YOU ARE SO EXCITED!
So what are you waiting for? ASK QUESTIONS! Holmes, Conrad, Caitlin, and I will be donning our long underwear and recording Podtoid in just a few moments, so you'd better act fast.
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This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is once again dead in a chemical fire, so it's just Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Max Scoville. The gang discusses forklift missions, sex, babies, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and The Fugees' breakthrough 1996 hip-hop album "The Score."
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An outbreak of evil fungus resulted in the untimely deaths (and scheduling conflicts) of Jonathan Holmes and Andy Dixon, so this week's gritty post-apocalyptic Podtoid is only Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Caitlin Cooke... more
In case you missed yesterday's episode of Podtoid, or you're one of those people who won't do anything for more than ten minutes, here's a brief excerpt in which Jonathan Holmes shocks the rest of the cast with news of Nintendo's fascist removal of cartoon buttocks from Chibi-Robo!: Photo Finder. more
This week, Caitlin Cooke joins us via Jonathan Holmes' pet dog "Air-Bud" to discuss the cultural importance of Battletoads, Oxycontin use in the 90s, Senran Kagura lore and subtlety, anus chocolates, and probably some other s... more
This week on Sup Holmes we welcome Austin Jorgensen to the program. Austin is a professional martial artist and part time hunk, but that hasn't stopped him from setting forth on developing one of the most unhinged role playin... more
Like a disgusting, vulgar Phoenix, Podtoid once again rises from its feculent ashes. This time around, the roster consists of Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Andy Dixon. Join them as they discuss Witchers, big crabs, Molemen, facial hair, and very briefly... videogames.
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Lisa (the painful, boundary-pushing RPG) really sparked conversation when we posted about it last week. It seems to have picked up quite a few supporters since then as well. As of Thanksgiving, the game has been fully funded ... more
It's the Halloween special, and the gang resurrects a long-dead friend -- MAX SCOVILLE! Yes, the former Podtoid co-host Dtoid Show star is back ... and he may be a regular fixture. He joins the group to discuss Val Kilmer's H... more
On this week's episode, the gang opens an authentic Vietnamese restaurant with Jonathan "Lucky Dragon" Holmes' genuine recipes, while Willem Dafoe suffers a nipple-flavored curse at the hands of Brad Dourif. Elsewhere, there ... more
On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens Boston's best fetish dungeon, Jonathan Holmes preserves the sperm of the greatest living human, Paul Stanley encourages his friends, and stalkers get stalked by stalkers who stalk stalke... more
Danny Baranowsky is in the house, back with the Podtoid gang by popular demand. The game composer is on hand to talk about Jonathan going face-down-ass-up, Conrad pottering about in the garden, and Julia Child scaring childre... more
Are you a Podtoid listener? If so, thank you. We love that you support our silly and almost pointless podcast.
But how long have you been listening to Podtoid? Since the early days? No, I'm not talking about last year or anyt... more
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally breaks bad, but not before he runs the sexiest dog hotel you ever did see! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe goes to Heaven and meets a saucy Dolly Parton, while MANY OTHER THINGS HAPPEN!... more
It is an experimental new Podtoid, as this week we recorded the questions segment live! Yes, the question part of the show was broadcast online and we answered queries in REAL TIME! It went of surprisingly well, too.
It's the satire special of Podtoid this week. To celebrate Grand Theft Auto V, we're having Jonathan Holmes commit hate crimes in Boston ... ironically! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe thinks back on a fine luncheon, Holmes becomes e... more
Jonathan Holmes attempts a PS Vita filibuster but is foiled by plans to burn all his possessions, waterboard him with gasoline, and force him to perform gratuitous sexual acts on amphibians in the name of musical theater.&nbs... more
Jim is sick with the PAX flu, but still forced himself to deliver a steaming bag of degradation and filth. This week, the gang discusses what they did at PAX, plans for future PAX attendance (or non-attendance), and the prosp... more
On this week's pre-PAX Podtoid, the gang gear up for their next-day traveling, mostly by talking about Ben Affleck, and why the sorcerous Val Kilmer is the Once and Future Batman. There's also discussion of Jonathan lifting h... more
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan invites you all to a PAX Prime Precum Picnic, Boston hosts a Renaissance Faire full of vomit, poison, and filthy oral sex, and Jim takes out his feelings of maltreatment on others. He also rec... more
It's a sleep Podtoid today! The gang is overworked and not too rested, but they squeeze some chat out of the bag to talk about Jonathan's torture funtime, drug dealers from the 1980s, and the day a bodybuilder had sex with he... more
On this week's show, the gang become the Flava Flav to Phil Collins' Public Enemy, Jonathan Holmes stars in a spiritual successor to Despicable Me, a verbal bangin' contract is hashed out, Willem Dafoe coaches the genitals, a... more
On this week's spiffy Podtoid, the gang discusses the noble history of chungus, and how Jonathan Holmes' chunghole makes for the perfect coconut drinking experience. We also discuss a dark future in which Reggie Fils-Aime bec... more
On this week's Podtoid, we're forced to talk about videogames because Jim didn't come up with any half-baked ideas. Nevertheless, we still get to enjoy Jonathan's new Kickstarter idea in which our intrepid hosts will bump the... more
It's a shorter Podtoid this week, but we pack a lot of those ca-RAZY belly laffs into the party. We get not one, but TWO Gordon Ramsay television pitches. We get not one, but TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches. We get to hear abo... more
On this week's almighty Podtoid, the Matt Borealis saga reaches its ghastly conclusion, Eliza Dushku plans to go see Pacific Rim with a Cherry Coke, and chickens are eaten for terrifying purposes. Also, Jonathan Holmes begins... more
On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the new face of Hollywood by starring in a V for Vendetta sequel AND appearing as spunky ghosts in horror films. Jim reboots He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, whi... more
On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes stars in the new hit TV series Soda Baby, we discuss the increasingly controversial David Boreanaz/Matt Borealis situation, and Willem Dafoe offers his hexed penis in the name ... more
This week's Podtoid is naturally led by the megaton announcement of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM removal policies. Be amazed at how we can talk about it without getting all smug! There's also plenty of obligatory post-E3 talk, an... more
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally stands trial for perverse rebellion, Gordon Ramsay becomes the Kitchen Gladiator, and the gang discusses censoring itself for network television. Elsewhere, Holmes muses on peni... more
Jonathan Holmes has very real butt trouble in this week's episode, but that doesn't mean he gets it gently. Instead, Dr. Sterling uses his poopology degree to try and diagnose the problem, before Holmes is whisked away to be ... more
On this week's UNITED Podtoid, the gang celebrates and praises the announcement of the Xbox One. Only joking! It's tormented and mocked and stretched cruelly upon the Lust Gurney. Microsoft discussion dominates a lot of the c... more
On this week's very steamy episode, Sterling becomes acquainted with Belladonna's Bitch Fist, a man in hospital demands to know where his foreskin is, and Gordon Ramsay rescues a restaurant with the power of a big ol' dildo.&... more
On this week's juicy edition of Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is in line to become a warrior of bone and a lord of flies. Gordon Ramsay tells lies and betrays those who rely upon him. Country music gets the taste of semen it has c... more
On this week's suggestive Podtoid, the gang chats about Bailey Jay, essing a mean dee, and the discomfort that comes from saying certain damp words. Jonathan Holmes also becomes head chef at a brand new restaurant, The Dicfri... more
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood.
On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo.
Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy ... more
Jim's sick this week, and there's only one cure -- Dr. Holmes' special chicken soup! Elsewhere, we talk about the passing of smelly Margaret Thatcher, we chat about BioShock Infinite's successes and failures, but mostly talk ... more
Conrad's back! The Charmed Ones are in full effect to talk about Conrad's new house, as well as Jim's similarities to Garth Marenghi. Elsehwere, Jonathan Holmes both stars in a sexy rock opera and becomes mayor of Fellatio To... more
Conrad is moving house, so Jon and Jim hold the fort to give us a Podtoid about PAX East, human turds, and an erotic new take on The DuckTales game. As if that wasn't enough, there's some hot chat on secret societies, and why... more
On this week's protesting Podtoid, the crew laments having to record a show on time due to people insisting things be organized, Elizabeth Berkley is absolutely perfect, and Jonathan Holmes hosts a butt auction. As usual, Tre... more
On this week's Popetoid, the gang tries its hand at hilarious topical humor ... and naturally fails. Jonathan Holmes also becomes not one, but TWO professional wrestlers, and learns the ancient art of cum tributes. As if that... more
It's a laid back episode this week. People are tired, stressed, but keen to talk shop! SimCity gets the savaging it deserves, while Trent Reznor's up to his ol' texting tricks. Elsewhere, Jim's ludicrous PC problems are fully... more