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A new series was just released by EffinFunny called the Legend of Neil- Episode 1. The premise is that Neil was getting drunk and playing The Legend of Zelda one night. While he was playing, he started to masturbate to the f... more
It's not exactly Capoeira Fighter or anything, but Adult Swim's Bible Fight makes up for its gameplay flaws with good, old-fashioned, hilarious blasphemy.That's right -- you can play as one of six characters from... more
Last night, The Simpsons pulled a South Park and had a World of Warcraft themed episode. The episode starts off with Marge and Homer at a PTA meeting. When it comes time for the parents to give out their e-mails, Springfield ... more
Boobs and video games: They pretty much are like peanut butter and jelly. And, for sites like us and others with the maturity level of an 8th grader, we bank heavily on the fact that the majority of you bottom-dwellers do... more
We are gathered here today to set the record straight once and for all. You simply cannot run Gears of War on the PlayStation 3. Can't happen. No way. It would take the army of people at Epic (you know, that actually mad... more
Half-Life 2 is good for two things: Great gameplay and Gary's Mod. The latest Gary's Mod creation is a set of disturbing sexual positions that for anyone who has spent time in County, knows all to well. Pick a favorite and try it with your buddy! Don't drop the soap kids.[Via The Feast, thanks Jason] more
Trying to reach every person out there who has not yet gamed -- I hear there's a hut in the Congo that has yet to play Wii Sports -- Nintendo looks to take over the burnt bread market with Wii Toaster! This revolution of... more
Too Human, judging by the six page glossy "feature" and cover story in a recent EGM (we're guessing that set them back at least $100k, and boy what a psychological fish tale it was!), is supposed to be the next... more
BoingBoing is running a feature on the accidentally best selling Warcraft: Burning Crusade accessory ever made: The Ergopod. The desk was originally designed for invalids (that have never heard of laptops and would be stupid... more
The magazine publishing industry needs your help. Actually, it doesn't -- it needs you to forget that video game news is not readily available and more current on the internet. It also needs you to muster up that nostalgi... more
Think of this post as a preemptive diffuser to what will surely be a million Sony fanboys flooding gaming sites and blogs everywhere with what they believe will be the "real" PSP2. This is a fake folks. Got it, fake... more
You can't push American commercials on the British people. It does not make sense. Europeans have a different way about them, different tastes and sensibilities. For this reason, the ads we saw for the PS3 in the US simp... more
Lost Planet is out today, first of all. Second of all, I'm only a few hours into it (for Destructoid's impression, look for a comprehensive multi-author review in a couple of weeks), and I already detest the hum... more
Something Awful, that site that your mother would have warned you about if she wasn't afraid of the computer, has an update today that speaks to the idiocy of the internet when it comes to video games. It takes a look bac... more
Based loosely on the plot of the classic NES game Dragon Warrior 1 (but set in part 4? for a split second) this is a short film about tube socks tasked to slay a dragon, played by some guy's illustrated arm in a larger tu... more
Remember that Wii bowling video we recently ran? Of course you do. It was the work of the guys at Epileptic Gaming. They just made another video that is funny on oh so many levels. It's a fake interview with the "pr... more
Please allow me to cut through all of the niceties and help Nintendo say what they really need to say in their most recent Wii love note, as if we don't get interrupted by it every time we turn on the console AND start a ... more
The guys at Theiconfactory "discovered" some more helpful tips from the Japanese Wii instruction manual. I'm really thankful that all of this was put out on the Internet, because if I e... more
While some of us are raving in the dark with our Wiis in bliss, a growing part of the population with slippery hands and unruly children are destroying their houses. Now, it's easy to criticize and poke fun of people wit... more
Do you have a little money to burn but not enough to compete with Madison Avenue asswads who will drop 2 grand for a PS3? Don't be foolish -- instead, you can leverage the power of capitalism and hire some enduring bastard ... more
Poor Haddaway, he must be cursing the day his agent licensed that song to Paramount. What was once a runaway pop hit ... is now the butt of all nightclub comedy sketches. In this gamer's version, we bring you footage of on... more
"If I could look at Zelda and tell her one thing in the face, then I would tell her... I love you... I love you." Many NES fans don't know about these 25 year olds who are single handedly responsible for every bit and byte... more
What do you get when you mix Super Mario Brothers, shiny shoes, and a volatile Asian government with nuclear power? SUPER ATOM KIM! The parody game be in German, but you're not going to miss a beat. Mad props to PaulvsDave for nuking us with humor. more
In an effort to create a flamewar the likes of which the internet has never seen, and to possibly have Nex burned at the stake, we convinced him to post this. It doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of the other editors... more
While the Wii has recently come under fire for under-delivering graphical viagra, supporters strongly stand behind the system's unique and immersive play control possibilities. It will be imperative for the system's long-te... more
In a blatant rip-off of Sheir's rather masculine article about how the PS3 sucks and will come in third, I will take a virtual sh*t on his pick for next-gen success, the Wii. Label me a Ninten-hater if you'd like (even tho... more
I'm sorry, but I still can't get enough of that Kingdom Hearts 2 video (shown above) and in tribute to it, I thought I'd give you all some more MC Pee Pants love (or as the fans want to say, some mc chris love). Yeah, this ... more
You'll know that you've made it when Destructoid makes a dick joke about you. By now, you've surely heard of Polygon, the new gaming portal by the people that ruined Engadget. Congratulations to Chris, Brian, and the whole cr... more
ElFergie sends word that PlayAsia is selling a deluxe version of Assassin’s Creed which includes a 12" figure and the Xbox 360 game in a large package which, for the purposes of this article, will be called The AssBox. Un... more
Anyone else think that the King of All Cosmos was a little abusive towards his son, The Prince in Katamari Damacy? Well Evil Andy did, and so he's sending the King off to court in his fan fiction news article called "Katam... more
The console wars are heated these days. Opinions fly about like... potatoes. Of the mashed variety. In a comical food fight. Every gaming site you visit, the fanboys and fangirls (let's keep this article PC to the max) jump... more
Do you love machinima? Oh sweet Jesus, why am I even asking? Of course you do. So, if you live in the New York area and want to view the best of the best in machinima or as the PR heads call it, the "Sundance for the Video ... more
One o'clock in the morning is what I like to call the doldrums -- not exactly prime news time. Most of the traffic we get during the wee hours is for the Nerdcore posts. Go figure. Anyway, if you're looking for a quick read... more
Ethan Albright. Don't know him? Well now you will. It turns out Mr. Albright is a less-than-perfect lineman for the Washington Redskins. In fact, he's downright awful. At least, according to Madden '07 he is -- they list hi... more
Ethan Albright. Don't know him? Well now you will. It turns out Mr. Albright is a less-than-perfect lineman for the Washington Redskins. In fact, he's downright awful. At least, according to Madden '07 he is -- they list hi... more
Ethan Albright. Don't know him? Well now you will. It turns out Mr. Albright is a less-than-perfect lineman for the Washington Redskins. In fact, he's downright awful. At least, according to Madden '07 he is -- they list hi... more
Who knew, MTV isn't completely worthless to gamers after all. Harmonix purchase aside, they're syndicating some excellent content from a talented NewGrounds artist Egoraptor, creator of some of the best video game satire c... more
I love Geek on Stun. I have for some time, so whenever they get around to posting something new (which is too far and few in between), I make sure to read every honest insight they provide. Their latest entry concerns the a... more
A phony tipster sent in a clearly Photoshopped accessory (weird crop marks, improper use of logo kerning typography, cheesy guassian blur effects on the reflection, not snobby enough approach, etc.) external DVD accessory t... more
Just a friendly reminder for those looking to score a free copy of Bomberman for the PSP that the Destructoid "Make us an ad!" contest is close to being over. So far, we've received a couple good entries, but the door is st... more
Congrats to the minds behind these two grand prize winners for the Destructoid Photoshop contest. Each will be mailed a copy of Mech Assault Phantom War for the DS. Check after the jump for second, third, and two others worthy of being spotlighted. Second Place Third Place Close, but no cigar more
OK fellas, if you're new to the public restroom game, then you must check out this Sims machinima video on proper bathroom etiquette. You'll learn about noises, stall placement, and other details that make for the perfect bodily release experience for all. So, grab your notebook and learn a thing or two with this. [Via Kotaku] more
The Man has me travelling a lot lately for work, so the only opportunities to game between the cracks have been on my cracked DS. Among other Minish titles, I've recently picked up Final Fantasy: Dawn of Souls (Gameboy Adva... more
Halo: 10 Ways To Know If Your A Noob For some reason, I feel the need to explain Weekend Dtoidment to you all. Many of our friends post their wonderful finds throughout internet-land on a daily bases as their own separate ... more
Sorry for the delay! There's a good reason for the delay, but do you really care? Enjoy the YTMNDS!!! King Koopa sucks at Duck Hunt Piranha Plants destroy the city! Squritle Boy, I choose you!!! Snakes in a Final Fanta... more
Ok, it's one thing to make a game about getting revenge for Steve Irwins death, but to make a video like this? It's taking things to far. Especially using the Mario Bros theme to get your message across is quite tasteless... more
I’m not gonna bombard you with any unnecessary jibber jabber, but instead just let you see for yourself why this Garry’s Mod music video is so friggin’ awesome. For more videos hit the dtoid archives. [Via Kotaku] more
It takes serious engineering to build an empire that stands the test of time. Among them is how to deal with millions of people defocating on your carrot patches. In this video spoof of Civilization, Roman wise men have discovered the secret of sanitation. Watch with amazement as hilarity ensues. more
Let's imagine we're at a Sony meeting discussing this PlayStation 3 ad's premise. Now, listen up, because the important people are about to talk: "So, how can we get people excited about the PS3?" *silence* "Come on, isn't... more
This isn't the first time WOW has spent time on a Coke Commercial, but it better be the last. Blizzard makes enough from their WOW monthly membership fees to single handedly make a global PS3 launch this Xmas possible. And ... more
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