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Podtoid 286: Dreams of Island Dictatorship

We're back! This week Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Caitlin Cooke chat about PAX East, why every videogame is basically Earthbound, and why Firefly is the best thing since sliced bread and nobody else should say anything differently ever. We also learn more about Conrad's regime over his imaginary island! Listen to it via direct download or through iTunes.   more

Podtoid 286: Dreams of Island Dictatorship photo

Podtoid 285: Child-Child

This week on Podtoid, we talked extensively about video games, as well as Cheech & Chong, Tim Schafer, and Macauley Caulkin. But we also suffered some major technical difficulties, so we lost about an hour of the conversa...   more

Podtoid 285: Child-Child photo

Podtoid 284: Extreme Pie-Eating Contests

Here we are again, my darlings. This week, Max Scoville, Jonathan Holmes, and Conrad Zimmerman discuss getting old, The Offspring, the collapse of society in the coming decades, and the fact that Spider-Man was touched as a child by a man named Skip. No, for real. Also, video games are mentioned briefly. Here's your direct download link, and here's the ol' iTunes link.   more

Podtoid 284: Extreme Pie-Eating Contests photo

Podtoid 283: Maxine Legroom & 'A.F.' Massages

After a longer-than-normal hiatus, the gang is back together this week to discuss Max's trip to Japan, Jonathan's old dirty magazines, Caitlin's casting choices for The Last of Us movie, and Conrad's beard compatibility. Get your direct download here, and as always, you can find us on iTunes.   more

Podtoid 283: Maxine Legroom & 'A.F.' Massages photo

Podtoid 282: Don't do your parents' drugs

This week on Podtoid, Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Andy Dixon warn about the dangers of consuming prescription drugs intended for your parents. Plus, talk about the reaction to King's unsavory trademark actions, Double Fine's Amnesia Fortnight jam, and Jazzpunk. Put it in your earholes via direct download or subscribe on iTunes.   more

Podtoid 282: Don't do your parents' drugs photo

Podtoid 281: Rescue The Landlord's Blood-Footed Cat

This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes, Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Caitlin Cooke discuss their latest gaming experiences, including Conrad playing Awesomenauts, Caitlin's obsession with The Price Is Right, Andy Dixon's...   more

Podtoid 281: Rescue The Landlord's Blood-Footed Cat photo

Podtoid 281 records today! ASK QUESTIONS HERE!

Another week, another chance for you to ask questions about videogames and water buffaloes and shit. YOU ARE SO EXCITED! So what are you waiting for? ASK QUESTIONS! Holmes, Conrad, Caitlin, and I will be donning our long underwear and recording Podtoid in just a few moments, so you'd better act fast. Fast like a six-legged turtle-like creature.   more

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Podtoid 280: Makin' Love With Mr. Andy Dixon

This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is once again dead in a chemical fire, so it's just Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Max Scoville. The gang discusses forklift missions, sex, babies, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and The Fugees' breakthrough 1996 hip-hop album "The Score." Here's your direct download! Or, go check us out on iTunes.   more

Podtoid 280: Makin' Love With Mr. Andy Dixon photo

Podtoid 280 records today, ask us questions!

Barring technical difficulties, your regular gang of manly misfits will be recording Podtoid in just mere minutes. Got any questions for Max, Conrad, Jonathan, or yours truly? ASK AWAY!   more

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Podtoid 279: Troy Baker's Next-Gen Ice Bucket

An outbreak of evil fungus resulted in the untimely deaths (and scheduling conflicts) of Jonathan Holmes and Andy Dixon, so this week's gritty post-apocalyptic Podtoid is only Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Caitlin Cooke...   more

Podtoid 279: Troy Baker's Next-Gen Ice Bucket photo

Podtoid 279 records today, ask us questions!

Max, Conrad, Jonathan, and yours truly (also possibly Caitlin!) will be up to our ears in Podtoid potty talk in just a few minutes. Got any questions for us to not answer?   more

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Chibi-Robo's buttcheek censorship controversy

In case you missed yesterday's episode of Podtoid, or you're one of those people who won't do anything for more than ten minutes, here's a brief excerpt in which Jonathan Holmes shocks the rest of the cast with news of Nintendo's fascist removal of cartoon buttocks from Chibi-Robo!: Photo Finder.   more

Chibi-Robo's buttcheek censorship controversy photo

Podtoid 278: A Giant Filthy Ball in a Hallway

This week, Caitlin Cooke joins us via Jonathan Holmes' pet dog "Air-Bud" to discuss the cultural importance of Battletoads, Oxycontin use in the 90s, Senran Kagura lore and subtlety, anus chocolates, and probably some other s...   more

Podtoid 278: A Giant Filthy Ball in a Hallway photo

Sup Holmes gets dismal with Lisa's Austin Jorgensen

This week on Sup Holmes we welcome Austin Jorgensen to the program. Austin is a professional martial artist and part time hunk, but that hasn't stopped him from setting forth on developing one of the most unhinged role playin...   more

Sup Holmes gets dismal with Lisa's Austin Jorgensen photo

Podtoid 277: Geralt of Rivia, Slayer of Kissing Teens

Like a disgusting, vulgar Phoenix, Podtoid once again rises from its feculent ashes. This time around, the roster consists of Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Andy Dixon. Join them as they discuss Witchers, big crabs, Molemen, facial hair, and very briefly... videogames. Here's the direct download link and go subscribe on iTunes right here!   more

Podtoid 277: Geralt of Rivia, Slayer of Kissing Teens photo

The Dismal Jesters, Virt and Buddy join the cast of Lisa

Lisa (the painful, boundary-pushing RPG) really sparked conversation when we posted about it last week. It seems to have picked up quite a few supporters since then as well. As of Thanksgiving, the game has been fully funded ...   more

The Dismal Jesters, Virt and Buddy join the cast of Lisa photo

Podtoid 276: Ron Perlman's Chrome Halloween Cock

It's the Halloween special, and the gang resurrects a long-dead friend -- MAX SCOVILLE! Yes, the former Podtoid co-host Dtoid Show star is back ... and he may be a regular fixture. He joins the group to discuss Val Kilmer's H...   more

Podtoid 276: Ron Perlman's Chrome Halloween Cock photo

Podtoid 275: A Moment on the Nips

On this week's episode, the gang opens an authentic Vietnamese restaurant with Jonathan "Lucky Dragon" Holmes' genuine recipes, while Willem Dafoe suffers a nipple-flavored curse at the hands of Brad Dourif. Elsewhere, there ...   more

Podtoid 275: A Moment on the Nips photo

Podtoid 274: Twilight Reborn

On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens Boston's best fetish dungeon, Jonathan Holmes preserves the sperm of the greatest living human, Paul Stanley encourages his friends, and stalkers get stalked by stalkers who stalk stalke...   more

Podtoid 274: Twilight Reborn photo

Podtoid 273: Julia Child's Ghost Penis

Danny Baranowsky is in the house, back with the Podtoid gang by popular demand. The game composer is on hand to talk about Jonathan going face-down-ass-up, Conrad pottering about in the garden, and Julia Child scaring childre...   more

Podtoid 273: Julia Child's Ghost Penis photo

Fond Memories: Podtoid intro music from early episodes

Are you a Podtoid listener? If so, thank you. We love that you support our silly and almost pointless podcast. But how long have you been listening to Podtoid? Since the early days? No, I'm not talking about last year or anyt...   more

Fond Memories: Podtoid intro music from early episodes photo

Podtoid 272: Horses Are Watching A Toy Masturbate

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally breaks bad, but not before he runs the sexiest dog hotel you ever did see! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe goes to Heaven and meets a saucy Dolly Parton, while MANY OTHER THINGS HAPPEN!...   more

Podtoid 272: Horses Are Watching A Toy Masturbate photo

Podtoid 271: Tingle's Tiny Tadger

It is an experimental new Podtoid, as this week we recorded the questions segment live! Yes, the question part of the show was broadcast online and we answered queries in REAL TIME! It went of surprisingly well, too.  El...   more

Podtoid 271: Tingle's Tiny Tadger photo

Podtoid 270: Cookie, Suds Me Up With Soap And Foam!

It's the satire special of Podtoid this week. To celebrate Grand Theft Auto V, we're having Jonathan Holmes commit hate crimes in Boston ... ironically! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe thinks back on a fine luncheon, Holmes becomes e...   more

Podtoid 270: Cookie, Suds Me Up With Soap And Foam! photo

Podtoid 269: Lick A Frog's Holes

Jonathan Holmes attempts a PS Vita filibuster but is foiled by plans to burn all his possessions, waterboard him with gasoline, and force him to perform gratuitous sexual acts on amphibians in the name of musical theater.&nbs...   more

Podtoid 269: Lick A Frog's Holes photo

Podtoid 268: Anal Gummy Bears

Jim is sick with the PAX flu, but still forced himself to deliver a steaming bag of degradation and filth. This week, the gang discusses what they did at PAX, plans for future PAX attendance (or non-attendance), and the prosp...   more

Podtoid 268: Anal Gummy Bears photo

Podtoid 267: Val Kilmer Is An Occult Son Of A Bitch

On this week's pre-PAX Podtoid, the gang gear up for their next-day traveling, mostly by talking about Ben Affleck, and why the sorcerous Val Kilmer is the Once and Future Batman. There's also discussion of Jonathan lifting h...   more

Podtoid 267: Val Kilmer Is An Occult Son Of A Bitch photo

Podtoid 266: Moldy Bread Cunnilingus

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan invites you all to a PAX Prime Precum Picnic, Boston hosts a Renaissance Faire full of vomit, poison, and filthy oral sex, and Jim takes out his feelings of maltreatment on others. He also rec...   more

Podtoid 266: Moldy Bread Cunnilingus photo

Podtoid 265: The Bodybuilder and the Chipmunk Have Sex

It's a sleep Podtoid today! The gang is overworked and not too rested, but they squeeze some chat out of the bag to talk about Jonathan's torture funtime, drug dealers from the 1980s, and the day a bodybuilder had sex with he...   more

Podtoid 265: The Bodybuilder and the Chipmunk Have Sex photo

Podtoid 264: Phil Collins' Beautiful Meaty Flesh

On this week's show, the gang become the Flava Flav to Phil Collins' Public Enemy, Jonathan Holmes stars in a spiritual successor to Despicable Me, a verbal bangin' contract is hashed out, Willem Dafoe coaches the genitals, a...   more

Podtoid 264: Phil Collins' Beautiful Meaty Flesh photo

Podtoid 263: Coconut Milk Enema

On this week's spiffy Podtoid, the gang discusses the noble history of chungus, and how Jonathan Holmes' chunghole makes for the perfect coconut drinking experience. We also discuss a dark future in which Reggie Fils-Aime bec...   more

Podtoid 263: Coconut Milk Enema  photo

Podtoid 262: Thems Is Quality Testicles

On this week's Podtoid, we're forced to talk about videogames because Jim didn't come up with any half-baked ideas. Nevertheless, we still get to enjoy Jonathan's new Kickstarter idea in which our intrepid hosts will bump the...   more

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Podtoid 261: The Artistic Integrity of Aqua

It's a shorter Podtoid this week, but we pack a lot of those ca-RAZY belly laffs into the party. We get not one, but TWO Gordon Ramsay television pitches. We get not one, but TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches. We get to hear abo...   more

Podtoid 261: The Artistic Integrity of Aqua  photo

Podtoid 260: Wet Chicken Fingers

On this week's almighty Podtoid, the Matt Borealis saga reaches its ghastly conclusion, Eliza Dushku plans to go see Pacific Rim with a Cherry Coke, and chickens are eaten for terrifying purposes. Also, Jonathan Holmes begins...   more

Podtoid 260: Wet Chicken Fingers photo

Podtoid 259: Casper The Cummy Ghost

On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the new face of Hollywood by starring in a V for Vendetta sequel AND appearing as spunky ghosts in horror films. Jim reboots He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, whi...   more

Podtoid 259: Casper The Cummy Ghost photo

Podtoid 258: Dr. Dickman's Cursed Penis

On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes stars in the new hit TV series Soda Baby, we discuss the increasingly controversial David Boreanaz/Matt Borealis situation, and Willem Dafoe offers his hexed penis in the name ...   more

Podtoid 258: Dr. Dickman's Cursed Penis photo

Podtoid 257: Pikmin's Secret Dick

This week's Podtoid is naturally led by the megaton announcement of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM removal policies. Be amazed at how we can talk about it without getting all smug! There's also plenty of obligatory post-E3 talk, an...   more

Podtoid 257: Pikmin's Secret Dick photo

Podtoid 256: A Perverted, Bad Attitude Rebel

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally stands trial for perverse rebellion, Gordon Ramsay becomes the Kitchen Gladiator, and the gang discusses censoring itself for network television. Elsewhere, Holmes muses on peni...   more

Podtoid 256: A Perverted, Bad Attitude Rebel photo

Podtoid 255: Semen Milking Squeeze of the Dragoness

Jonathan Holmes has very real butt trouble in this week's episode, but that doesn't mean he gets it gently. Instead, Dr. Sterling uses his poopology degree to try and diagnose the problem, before Holmes is whisked away to be ...   more

Podtoid 255: Semen Milking Squeeze of the Dragoness photo

Podtoid 254: A Cup Of Blanka's Sperm

On this week's UNITED Podtoid, the gang celebrates and praises the announcement of the Xbox One. Only joking! It's tormented and mocked and stretched cruelly upon the Lust Gurney. Microsoft discussion dominates a lot of the c...   more

Podtoid 254: A Cup Of Blanka's Sperm  photo

Podtoid 253: Flogging Yourself on a Rustic Dildo

On this week's very steamy episode, Sterling becomes acquainted with Belladonna's Bitch Fist, a man in hospital demands to know where his foreskin is, and Gordon Ramsay rescues a restaurant with the power of a big ol' dildo.&...   more

Podtoid 253: Flogging Yourself on a Rustic Dildo photo

Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka's Skeleton Warriors

On this week's juicy edition of Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is in line to become a warrior of bone and a lord of flies. Gordon Ramsay tells lies and betrays those who rely upon him. Country music gets the taste of semen it has c...   more

Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka's Skeleton Warriors  photo

Podtoid 251: Gordon Ramsay's Moist Dumpster

On this week's suggestive Podtoid, the gang chats about Bailey Jay, essing a mean dee, and the discomfort that comes from saying certain damp words. Jonathan Holmes also becomes head chef at a brand new restaurant, The Dicfri...   more

Podtoid 251: Gordon Ramsay's Moist Dumpster photo

Podtoid 250: Dangerous Salad On My Face

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood.  Els...   more

Podtoid 250: Dangerous Salad On My Face photo

Podtoid 249: Cakeside Nudity

On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy ...   more

Podtoid 249: Cakeside Nudity photo

Podtoid 248: Jizz Soup For The Soul

Jim's sick this week, and there's only one cure -- Dr. Holmes' special chicken soup! Elsewhere, we talk about the passing of smelly Margaret Thatcher, we chat about BioShock Infinite's successes and failures, but mostly talk ...   more

Podtoid 248: Jizz Soup For The Soul photo

Podtoid 247: The Mayor of Fellatio Town

Conrad's back! The Charmed Ones are in full effect to talk about Conrad's new house, as well as Jim's similarities to Garth Marenghi. Elsehwere, Jonathan Holmes both stars in a sexy rock opera and becomes mayor of Fellatio To...   more

Podtoid 247: The Mayor of Fellatio Town photo

Podtoid 246: Suck A Duck Boner

Conrad is moving house, so Jon and Jim hold the fort to give us a Podtoid about PAX East, human turds, and an erotic new take on The DuckTales game. As if that wasn't enough, there's some hot chat on secret societies, and why...   more

Podtoid 246: Suck A Duck Boner photo

Podtoid 245: Don't Body-Shame Elizabeth Berkley

On this week's protesting Podtoid, the crew laments having to record a show on time due to people insisting things be organized, Elizabeth Berkley is absolutely perfect, and Jonathan Holmes hosts a butt auction. As usual, Tre...   more

Podtoid 245: Don't Body-Shame Elizabeth Berkley photo

Podtoid 244: Pope Spunky Biscuit

On this week's Popetoid, the gang tries its hand at hilarious topical humor ... and naturally fails. Jonathan Holmes also becomes not one, but TWO professional wrestlers, and learns the ancient art of cum tributes. As if that...   more

Podtoid 244: Pope Spunky Biscuit  photo