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The latest Dragon Age: Origins teaser is a weird one. Opening with a dark poem spoken aloud by a mysterious woman in a monotone voice, a few Grey Wardens are shown finding big and multiple-nippled trouble in a tiny cave. Then, of course, they make a bloody mess out of her. Still -- she looks mean. And tentacled.

The creature is called the Broodmother, a Darkspawn who lives deep in the universe’s abandoned Dwarven tunnels. Brave people have seen the beast before during their journeys, but of course, have never managed to slay her. This probably has something to do with her breath. We imagine her mouth is stank after all of her years living in a cave and eating rats and such.








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lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 05:51
lyfeforce
Eight nipples and four little sausage fingers. Yeah, I'm scared.
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 06:12
DarkMagic56
Yeah, this beast must die in my first playthrough.
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 06:18
reindall
Isn't that just a regular person after a year of eating only fast food?
wrecker77's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 06:43
wrecker77
MUST....RESIST.....YO MAMA JOKE!
hpLiferaft's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 06:44
hpLiferaft
Bioware is trying to be all mature and open about sexuality, but this looks like some Freudian nightmare. Still, I'm excited for this game.
Ubersuntzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 07:11
Ubersuntzu
The title and image made me think this had to do with the new Silent Hill game...
Anski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 07:27
Anski
I dunno, I think I saw 10 nipples there
Sonvar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 07:47
Sonvar
Yeah you end up seeing 10 nipples. I'm pretty sure you'll want to kill this the first time around because nobody wants to admit nipples beat you up.
stafax's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 08:00
stafax
2009, the year of tits
Sanious's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 10:37
Sanious
Ursula's Mother?
stalydan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 11:04
stalydan
@Sanious: LMAO! I thought the same thing!
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 11:18
akathatoneguy
Doesn't that guy post on here from time to time?
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 11:38
lewness
That thing's a "mother"?
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 12:32
robotbebop
We've based this game on real medivel Europe, so here we have GIANT ENEMY BOOBS.
GuineaRabbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 14:05
GuineaRabbit
So a video game art designer finally out-uglied The Thing.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 14:41
Volomon
Wait, wait, we're censoring any kind of perky boobs from Dante's Inferno but big fat ugly tits are ok?
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 16:42
Occams electric toothbrush
@Volomon: They are trying to make you gay.
scals37's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 21:58
scals37
my friend says this game doesnt look fun or entertaining.... he is no longer my friend now...
Blacklash93's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 20:05
Blacklash93
Reminds me a little of Clotho from GoW2.
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