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Orc Attack's farting problem cured by magic


7:00 PM on 09.12.2012



Gastric humor is something I wholeheartedly endorse. Farting is funny. Tiny animals fart, the Queen farts, President Obama farts, everyone is farting all the time and it's hysterical. The green skinned tough guys of Orc Attack were driven out of their homes by terrible humans, and subsequently developed explosive fart powers -- now they are out for revenge in this co-op brawler.

Unfortunately, there are some people out there who don't appreciate a good fart. They wanted to play Orc Attack, sure, but the pungent aroma of so many tooting Orcs put them off. As Casual Brothers wants to get the title up on Steam, they are trying to befriend that all important anti-farting demographic. In an effort to reach out to these broken individuals, the developer has created a second game mode, where all the farts are replaced with... wait for it... magic! 

As utterly bizarre as it sounds, this won't impact those of us who want to revel in the passing of gas. If you select "Dirty Mode" you will still see all the glorious noxious fumes, even if those other players are only seeing sparkly inoffensive magic. There's no word on whether or not they'll be adding a third mode for people who hate magic as well. If that's something you'd like, tell them! 






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