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Onechanbara meets Monster Hunter to create Exorsister photo

You have to admit, the name alone is pretty brilliant.

This is D3's latest attempt to bring utter stupidity to the world of videogames. Exorsister is a brand new game that marries hack n' slash action with Monster Hunter-style network play to create a co-op extravaganza of violence, monsters and semi-naked young girls. Very typical D3 nonsense.

It's a PSP game, although given how bad Onechanbara looked, I'm surprised this isn't being made for the Xbox 360. What we do know is that the action revolves around four female demon-slayers -- sword-swinging Angela, spear-toting Silvia, axe-wielding Mina and machine gun-carrying Glora. 

So yeah, they'll be fighting semi-sentient motorcycles with big chainsaws sticking out of them. 

The game's scheduled for November 19 in Japan.








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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 11:42
Xzyliac
Semi naked young girls you say?

It would be un-American for me to say no.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 11:44
F Whipple
Ok, best name EVER
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 11:47
Kraid
I can dig it.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 11:51
Naim Master
Onecha[nbara?
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 12:06
peachboy
bring it to consoles and i'm there.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 12:24
atastysammich
Semi-sentient motorcycles with big chainsaws sticking out of them you say?

It would be un-American for me to say no.
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 12:59
nilcam
I'm sooo glad the PSP is region free. Seriously.
Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 13:29
Deathofthedead
This looks like the kind of awesome nonsense I can really get behind. Just as I have room in my DVD collection for movies like Death Race 2000, I have room in my game collection for anything named Exorsister.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 13:29
Phantom Spaceman
running in glorious 200p
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 13:34
Electrium
The game title is the only reason why I decided to read the article.

Chicks? Chainsaws? Motorcycles? Exorcisms?
As stupid and stereotyped as it makes me for saying this...I'm sold. =D
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 14:31
glipe
When the gun actually shoots out ghosts, get back to me. Now THAT would be a game.

<goes off to design it>
Seolfer Wulf's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 15:16
Seolfer Wulf
Not an original title at all lmao. The Exorsisters were a Punk Drag band from my home town. Epic.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 19:07
ikiryou
Oh my. You had me at the mention of Monster Hunter, but throwing in half-naked weapon-wielding girls seals the deal. As long as D3 doesn't screw the pooch on the gameplay, which usually comes along for the ride when semi-naked pixels are involved.
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 01:28
HammerShark
AAAaagghhhhaa!!!

*head does a 360*
*barfs like a fire hose*
*floats above the bed eating pizza rolls*
*remembers to wipe barf on sleeve*

What? the name was THAT GOOD.
- Note to self: get around to rewatching that movie sometime.
countingdown7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 10:43
countingdown7
The name just sold it. Give it a 2 out of 10, don't care,
I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!
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