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On Valentine's Day, Destructoid faps for you photo

Yeah, you read that correctly. The Dtoid team are a mess of gooey affection and inappropriate fluids on Valentine's Day, thanks to the constant flow of great comments, amazing support and robot themed edible items that our readers give us every day. In fact, if you send us anything today, it may just come back sticky. Just warning you, although I have a feeling some of you won't mind.

In honor of the passion I feel for our little community, I present you with some old school style Nintendo themed Valentines for those of you who want to pass some love to a fellow gamer. If you're more of an Xbox fan, check out this link for some hilarious alternate Valentine options. Your wife may not appreciate them, but boy will you laugh hard when you give her one! Ain't love grand?

 


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Mabec at 02/14/2007 14:47
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 02/14/2007 14:51
*Fap fap fap*
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 02/14/2007 14:57
*in between mouthfuls of ice cream and tears*

I'm glad I'm not totally alone on this horrible holiday of loneliness.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 02/14/2007 15:14
Nice cards.

@Toneman

Slow it down to a medium pace.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/14/2007 15:23
I thought the xbox ones were hilarious... Nintendo is just cute.
Antimat3r's Avatar
Antimat3r at 02/14/2007 15:29
LOLZ! ahahah I'm all shaken up over you...ahahaha
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 02/14/2007 15:30
great post...these valentines are cute.
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BluDesign at 02/14/2007 15:33
Does it say anything about yourself if you give your therapist chocolates on Valentines? If so, then that's not what I'm doing tonight...

I swear.
Serpentish's Avatar
Serpentish at 02/14/2007 15:34
You outdid yourself Nagiko. I don't deserve all this image linking you worked so hard to put together.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/14/2007 15:46
I painted this really great painting of my Valentine as a present (it's realistic trust me) but she still hasn't come online for me to send it to her :(

It's be my avatar from tomorrow I think
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 02/14/2007 16:07
Remixed valentines cards...


Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/14/2007 16:17
There we go she got it and loved it
Lynx's Avatar
Lynx at 02/14/2007 16:25
I used to have those cards back in elementary school. Don't remember the Link ones, but the Mario 3 cards I remember. I also had some Mario Land 2 Valentine cards as well. Wish I still had 'em.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 02/14/2007 17:09
Those are cool, but nothing beats my Bastardino.
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momiji58 at 02/14/2007 18:43
Too bad we're almost a day ahead of you guys, I could've used these...
tim's Avatar
tim at 02/14/2007 19:36
Me too, Lynx - I definitely gave out those Mario 3 cards in elementary school.
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scrap at 02/14/2007 20:00
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