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Sometimes I like to imagine what mixing two totally awesome things together would be like, Jade Cocoon-style. Perhaps Adriana Lima with a language I can understand, or a pterodactyl with a Moonkin from World of Warcraft.. I also like to dip my McDonald's french fries in my vanilla ice cream cone (unfortunately, that's not a clever metaphor for sexual activity, I'm just weird). But none of that compares to what "J. Grayson" came up with last night in his mom's basement.

Mixing Nintendo's "CD-ROMs are too futuristic for us" console of yesteryear with the good old Star Wars of yesterdecade, this modded N64 is sure to make the panties drop. Then after you realize your grandma is standing at your doorway butt-naked, I imagine a lot of screaming and a little therapy will follow.

So, where's the Dtoid robot helmet / Commodore 64 mod? Any takers?

[Thanks to Christian Ponte via Tanooki for the tip, and the brownies. Pretty much the best thing Sterling Jim has ever put in his mouth.]








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LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 02:54
LostCrichton
that's pretty cool...I might take up that Dtoid helmet challenge. I'll have to got dig out my n64 from storage but it'll be worth it.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 03:37
Aaron Mxy Yost
My girl dips her McDonalds fries in her vanilla milkshake. What the fuck is wrong with the two of you?

But that TIE Advanced n64 is awesome, so you're both forgiven.
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 04:01
William Haley
You should try dipping your fry in her chocolate shake sometime, if she'll let you...
Southpwnd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 04:11
Southpwnd
wow, someone had alot of time left after cosplaying.
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 04:36
crimson diabolik
Holy...pleas tell me this guy had the decency to post some sort of step by step guide on how to make that somewhere on the web
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 04:42
William Haley


That's all Tanooki has up.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 07:23
Snaileb
THAT IS SO FRIGGIN SWEET.

I have 5 Tie-fighters (2 old!) so I am doing this right now.
mrsamuel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 07:51
mrsamuel
Just in case you guys were wondering, this isn't cool. This is made of dork.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 08:19
s0lesurviv0r
What, you can't appreciate the irony of playing Rogue Squadron on a Tie Fighter?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 08:47
fetusmilk
hey i dip my french fries in my frosty. best combo ever.
double2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 09:00
double2
@fetusmilk

why is your profile picture like a penis made of bits of baby? I'm not complaining, but it is giving me an erection at work...
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 09:16
Colette Bennett
Uh, yeah. I'd make out with a guy who had that in the living room.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 10:22
Teta
So he uses a Tie Fighter for the N64 and chooses Zelda for the photo. Where is your Rogue Squadron game?
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 10:31
SLiFE
This makes my nerd hole tingle!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 10:32
BlindsideDork
Shouldn't they have taken that pic with a Star Wars game in there?>
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 12:14
Namelessted
that thing is amazing. He just needs to take Zelda out and put in Rogue Squadron
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 12:42
Reeper
omg, i too dip my french fries in my ice cream. i also dip them in my milkshakes. small world?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 12:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
You fries dipped in milkshake/ice cream people are FREAKS! FREAKS I SAY! Gooble gobble, one of us!
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:16
imbeta
I put the fries in the burger... but my GF does dip them in her shake... and then we have sex later on in the day, after we digest.

Aaaaaah... sex.

It's better than fries and ice-cream.
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