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Sometimes I like to imagine what mixing two totally awesome things together would be like, Jade Cocoon-style. Perhaps Adriana Lima with a language I can understand, or a pterodactyl with a Moonkin from World of Warcraft.. I also like to dip my McDonald's french fries in my vanilla ice cream cone (unfortunately, that's not a clever metaphor for sexual activity, I'm just weird). But none of that compares to what "J. Grayson" came up with last night in his mom's basement.

Mixing Nintendo's "CD-ROMs are too futuristic for us" console of yesteryear with the good old Star Wars of yesterdecade, this modded N64 is sure to make the panties drop. Then after you realize your grandma is standing at your doorway butt-naked, I imagine a lot of screaming and a little therapy will follow.

So, where's the Dtoid robot helmet / Commodore 64 mod? Any takers?

[Thanks to Christian Ponte via Tanooki for the tip, and the brownies. Pretty much the best thing Sterling Jim has ever put in his mouth.]


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LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 06/11/2007 02:54
that's pretty cool...I might take up that Dtoid helmet challenge. I'll have to got dig out my n64 from storage but it'll be worth it.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/11/2007 03:37
My girl dips her McDonalds fries in her vanilla milkshake. What the fuck is wrong with the two of you?

But that TIE Advanced n64 is awesome, so you're both forgiven.
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 06/11/2007 04:01
You should try dipping your fry in her chocolate shake sometime, if she'll let you...
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Southpwnd at 06/11/2007 04:11
wow, someone had alot of time left after cosplaying.
onomelon's Avatar
onomelon at 06/11/2007 04:36
Holy...pleas tell me this guy had the decency to post some sort of step by step guide on how to make that somewhere on the web
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 06/11/2007 04:42


That's all Tanooki has up.
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Snaileb at 06/11/2007 07:23
THAT IS SO FRIGGIN SWEET.

I have 5 Tie-fighters (2 old!) so I am doing this right now.
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mrsamuel at 06/11/2007 07:51
Just in case you guys were wondering, this isn't cool. This is made of dork.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 06/11/2007 08:19
What, you can't appreciate the irony of playing Rogue Squadron on a Tie Fighter?
fetusmilk's Avatar
fetusmilk at 06/11/2007 08:47
hey i dip my french fries in my frosty. best combo ever.
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double2 at 06/11/2007 09:00
@fetusmilk

why is your profile picture like a penis made of bits of baby? I'm not complaining, but it is giving me an erection at work...
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 06/11/2007 09:16
Uh, yeah. I'd make out with a guy who had that in the living room.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 06/11/2007 10:22
So he uses a Tie Fighter for the N64 and chooses Zelda for the photo. Where is your Rogue Squadron game?
SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 06/11/2007 10:31
This makes my nerd hole tingle!
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BlindsideDork at 06/11/2007 10:32
Shouldn't they have taken that pic with a Star Wars game in there?>
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 06/11/2007 12:14
that thing is amazing. He just needs to take Zelda out and put in Rogue Squadron
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Reeper at 06/11/2007 12:42
omg, i too dip my french fries in my ice cream. i also dip them in my milkshakes. small world?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/11/2007 12:51
You fries dipped in milkshake/ice cream people are FREAKS! FREAKS I SAY! Gooble gobble, one of us!
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imbeta at 06/11/2007 13:16
I put the fries in the burger... but my GF does dip them in her shake... and then we have sex later on in the day, after we digest.

Aaaaaah... sex.

It's better than fries and ice-cream.
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