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OMG Ponies! Gears of War mod chips run the game on any console EVAR

10:41 AM on 02.13.2007, Niero 66 comments

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We are gathered here today to set the record straight once and for all. You simply cannot run Gears of War on the PlayStation 3. Can't happen. No way. It would take the army of people at Epic (you know, that actually made the game) months and potentially millions of dollars to port it over to the PS3; as it's a completely different architecture. Some jerk at home with a camcorder is not going to beat Epic to a PS3 port and make Microsoft cry tears of non-exclusivity.
 
That said, Gears of War actually does run on every other console, though. You just need the right kind of mod. Please watch closely at the step-by-step instructions in this special report. 

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galagabug 's Avatar
galagabug at 02/13/2007 10:44
ZOMG! gears of war on the atari 2600! what kinda pink pony is that? i'm ebayin that fucker. i got a 2600, a copy of gears, a wiimote, maracca, and an orig 2600 joystick.

i have a blank check here w/ someones name on it.
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908peruvian at 02/13/2007 10:44
best video ever!!!

i need to find my Samba controller right now!!
iRaf 's Avatar
iRaf at 02/13/2007 10:46
basically, that movie was god ressurrected.

thats all I can say.
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DannyBoy at 02/13/2007 10:46
OMG PoniesBBQ!!!

Great vid.
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Serpentish at 02/13/2007 10:47
Vids or it didn't happen. So apparently it happened.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 02/13/2007 10:47
lame...
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 02/13/2007 10:52
Ponies FTW
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shadow300z at 02/13/2007 10:56
Lame to the 10th power.
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Matthew Mac at 02/13/2007 11:01
I'm still laughing! And how did you get Alvin to narrate?

But really, I think its funny how Sony has a notice that you need to put the disc in an Xbox 360 to play it. Is there a notice like that on the Xbox for PS3?
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ShinAmano at 02/13/2007 11:03
"But really, I think its funny how Sony has a notice that you need to put the disc in an Xbox 360 to play it. Is there a notice like that on the Xbox for PS3?"

It is on the game disc itself...pop in a 360/xbox game into any DVD player any you will get that...btw that video was funny :)
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scrap at 02/13/2007 11:05
omg where do i send teh monies for the pony mod???
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Snaileb at 02/13/2007 11:06
If you dont like this vid (Blindside) then you have already let the terrorists won.
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Buster at 02/13/2007 11:13
so where do i purchase this pony mod?
iRaf 's Avatar
iRaf at 02/13/2007 11:14
www.destructoid.com ^^^
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zaqu at 02/13/2007 11:20
the poniez mod is for sale in the dtoid shop ZOMG
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LostCrichton at 02/13/2007 11:20
that's awesome. I need to purchase the pony mod.
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mad cow at 02/13/2007 11:20
Seeing Gears in the Game Boy made me giggle.
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Hipple at 02/13/2007 11:29
where's velcro to digg this? Oh... velcro, digg it!
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deanhatescoffee at 02/13/2007 11:36
lolz
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Maxpower at 02/13/2007 11:39
I see he was playing Zelda with Gears on his NES.
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ZealousD at 02/13/2007 11:42
The whole thing seemed plausible until you put it in the Wii.

The Wii can't handle those graphix!
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Loque at 02/13/2007 11:47
<3
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Kif at 02/13/2007 11:47
I can play Gears Of War on my DVD player.
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Topher Cantler at 02/13/2007 11:58
GOD THAT WAS AWESOME.
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dasnicholas at 02/13/2007 12:00
pony powa!
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Michymaster at 02/13/2007 12:11
Hahahaha that was hilarious man, good work XD

Loved the video
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Niero at 02/13/2007 12:17
I only have a limited amount of pony mods available, and my girlfriend has dibs. Sorry guys, all sold out
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Snaileb at 02/13/2007 12:20
Niero you're such a fucking cocktease.

The ultimate hater, even.
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Dexter345 at 02/13/2007 12:23
I love the Wiimote/maraca/2600 joystick combo. Niero: you are my hero.
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 02/13/2007 12:25
YOU ARE GOD NIERO.
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infinity at 02/13/2007 12:47
pretty fucking 1337.
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Justice at 02/13/2007 12:51
The video is running at twice the speed when I play!
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DrRockso at 02/13/2007 12:51
l33t sweet

But it did strike me... we need Samba de Amigo for the Wii! IMMEDIATELY!
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Justice at 02/13/2007 12:56
Thats pony! And Niero what song is that please
I remember the video, just not the artist
BIGG TUNNEEZ!
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Resarf at 02/13/2007 12:56
Hah ha that was sheer genius. I literally LOLed. Gears in a gambeoy. Genius.
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Niero at 02/13/2007 13:03
@ Poetic -- it's sped up on purpose, I speak way too slowly and bored myself. The song is "Samba de Janeiro" by Bellini, which was the flagship track on Samba De Amigo for the Dreamcast
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Savant at 02/13/2007 13:07
One of the best videos I think I've seen all year. Awesome stuff, Niero!
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iRaf at 02/13/2007 13:10
Niero, the was like watching a baby cow being born. Amazing. =]
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DarQraven at 02/13/2007 13:31
Haha, I love this video.
It's just a shame that the little twit that made the original "OMG I HAXX0RED GOW"-video got that much attention...
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Shred at 02/13/2007 13:37
This vid made my day :D
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Jordan Grim Devore at 02/13/2007 13:41
Snaileb, are you high? Great freaking video.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/13/2007 13:48
Not yet, Im at work. Give me 3 hours, and a game of gears.
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Rainbowblack at 02/13/2007 13:55
THAT was fucking GREAT Niero.
Awsome job.
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Necros at 02/13/2007 14:04
I assume Gears of War on N64 looks like it has a case of vaseline smeared over the TV screen?

Bonus points for the thing at the end with Niero looking all cool and DMV just sort of smiling awkwardly.
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tehuberone at 02/13/2007 15:16
HOW MUCH FOR A PONY!!
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Fana7ic at 02/13/2007 16:16
lmfao XD great video, someone digg it aleady!
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 02/13/2007 16:53
:-D
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Mxyzptlk at 02/13/2007 18:20
Jesus Niero, you are so made of win it's frightening.

And while "Samba de Janeiro" was playing I had to fight the urge to shake my arms to the beat. I played that game WAY too much.
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