The above video has pretty much confirmed something that I think we all knew deep down -- Killzone 2 is a broken puddle of Nazi spunk that should never have been released. When you see the sheer volume of glitches (yes, with a plural) that are shown in this damning footage, you'll find it impossible to believe that Guerrilla's evil handiwork passed through QA.
Just look at how easy it is to accidentally trigger the game breaking glitches that saturate just the first five minutes of this shambolic disaster. The above video has shattered the game industry to its very core, and analyst Michael Pachter has already predicted that Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage.
"Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage," Pachter probably said.
With Sony investing £2 million into Killzone 2's British marketing alone, this is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened. Many PS3 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game's success have already attempted suicide. Meanwhile, many Xbox 360 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game's failure have also attempted suicide, simply because they realize their life can't get any better after this stunning victory for the cold piece of electronic equipment they frequently masturbate into.
Meanwhile, people who are actually mentally well adjusted sit back, and laugh at both sides.
[Thanks to Clance's CBlog]
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10:00 PM on 02.06.2009
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BIASBIASBIASBIASBIAS.
Lame.
Welcome to Destructoid, where everyone but Chad is pretty much a self absorbed asshole.
BECAUSE BIAS!
This article is great though. I've been haunting the boards at gamefaqs, and everyone is bitching and crying over the smallest things. Strangely, there has also been an influx of new accounts on the boards as well. Strange...
You are such a dense prick, mang.
Also BIASBIASBIAS....
The video didn't show a glitch. It showed some dude hopping around.
This is a waste of time and energy for all of us. Thanks, Moronicle.
Holy shit! Did you work that out all by yourself!?
He is hopping around so he can get out of the map. I would consider that a glitch.
Someone obviously needs to get laid tonight 'cause the whole auto-erotic stimulation just isn't doing the trick.
Quick! Someone get this man a Barbie, STAT!
I'm mentally well adjusted! yay!
now that i've completed my life's desire, i can die in peace.
RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
YOU reek of professionalism. MMMHMMM
Just to answer this question, I don't have the capability to block anybody's comments. Besides which, why would I want to? Comments like yours paid for my lovely PS3. <3
tron your icon terrifies the shit out of me.
just saying.
You reek of microshitting fagtard.
And by my purchase, I mean my mom's purchase, because I'm a 13 year old retard with no money and hates everything my mom won't buy me.
U HERD IT HEER FURST
also jim sucks and i'm never coming here again