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The above video has pretty much confirmed something that I think we all knew deep down -- Killzone 2 is a broken puddle of Nazi spunk that should never have been released. When you see the sheer volume of glitches (yes, with a plural) that are shown in this damning footage, you'll find it impossible to believe that Guerrilla's evil handiwork passed through QA.

Just look at how easy it is to accidentally trigger the game breaking glitches that saturate just the first five minutes of this shambolic disaster. The above video has shattered the game industry to its very core, and analyst Michael Pachter has already predicted that Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage.

"Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage," Pachter probably said.

With Sony investing £2 million into Killzone 2's British marketing alone, this is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened. Many PS3 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game's success have already attempted suicide. Meanwhile, many Xbox 360 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game's failure have also attempted suicide, simply because they realize their life can't get any better after this stunning victory for the cold piece of electronic equipment they frequently masturbate into. 

Meanwhile, people who are actually mentally well adjusted sit back, and laugh at both sides. 

[Thanks to Clance's CBlog]


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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:06
garison
This blog is officially biased. Because I said so, All of Jim's articles are filled with SO MUCH BIAS that I hardly know what to do anymore. I'm going to go somewhere with a little less bias, it's been fun, until you went all BIAS, and now I don't like you anymore.

BIASBIASBIASBIASBIAS.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:08
SnakeDude4Life
ZOMG! SONY PHAIL
dollrapist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:08
dollrapist
Yup. Jim is a Xbot Fatboy who is clueless about videogames and the concept of playing more than one console.

Lame.

Welcome to Destructoid, where everyone but Chad is pretty much a self absorbed asshole.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:08
Jim Sterling
JIM STERLING IS A BIASEXUAL!

BECAUSE BIAS!
ashtar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:08
ashtar
Jim, you're one of those people who are very blunt, and makes it very hard to deal with, even though everything that comes out of your mouth is 100% true. Don't let that go to your head.

This article is great though. I've been haunting the boards at gamefaqs, and everyone is bitching and crying over the smallest things. Strangely, there has also been an influx of new accounts on the boards as well. Strange...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:09
MrSadistic
The only thing more offending is the shitty music in the video.
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:09
Lightthrower
Lol Jim, love your sarcasm as always :-D
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:11
Jim Sterling
lolz @ Dollrapist not getting the sarcasm.

You are such a dense prick, mang.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:11
Volomon
You know the really funny thing, who really cares about a single player map out zoning? Right...what about COD4 you can get into areas where you begin to clip. Abet its just the one map.

Also BIASBIASBIAS....
dollrapist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:12
dollrapist
His sarcasm is just a cover for his actual and true feelings.

The video didn't show a glitch. It showed some dude hopping around.

This is a waste of time and energy for all of us. Thanks, Moronicle.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:14
Jim Sterling
"The video didn't show a glitch. It showed some dude hopping around."

Holy shit! Did you work that out all by yourself!?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:15
garison
@dollrapist

He is hopping around so he can get out of the map. I would consider that a glitch.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:17
Pacopaco
@dollrapist
Someone obviously needs to get laid tonight 'cause the whole auto-erotic stimulation just isn't doing the trick.

Quick! Someone get this man a Barbie, STAT!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:18
Qraze
awesome
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:18
Jim Sterling
DOES DOLLRAPIST THINK WE ARE STUPIDS!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:19
SnakeDude4Life
@dollrapist
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:20
Tron
i didn't commit suicide which means...

I'm mentally well adjusted! yay!

now that i've completed my life's desire, i can die in peace.
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:23
thunderleg
Oh Jesus God, this place is swarming with INTENSE SARCASM!!!!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:23
Sam Spectre
Point to the spot on the doll where he touched you.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:25
garison
@COTTON

YOU reek of professionalism. MMMHMMM
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:26
Redzie
Dollrapist is serious business, meng. SERIOUS.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:27
Jim Sterling
"Are you going to block my comments here as well, you cowardly, cowardly little boy?"

Just to answer this question, I don't have the capability to block anybody's comments. Besides which, why would I want to? Comments like yours paid for my lovely PS3. <3
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:29
Tron
lol, internet fight.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:29
garison
Says the guy with one blog post. Yup.
mmmpek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:29
mmmpek
oh jim ur the best.
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:33
trueb7ue
/dodging internet hate bullets


tron your icon terrifies the shit out of me.

just saying.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:33
garison
OH NO! YOU FOUND OUT MAI SEKRET EYEDENTIYIE!!!!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:36
SnakeDude4Life
@Cotton McKnight

ashtar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:37
ashtar
That's funny Cotton. We envision you as Ricky.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:39
ArrestedDeveloper
ZOMG 360 WINS CONSOLE WARZ SONY SUCKS HAHAHALKDFOLOLOLOL HALLOOOOOOOOOO!
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:45
Krow-Kupo
What? Cotton, why is Jim Sterling your only "Friend" on Destructoid? Do you go out of your way to troll his shit?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:46
Sam Spectre
@ Cotton McKnight:

You reek of microshitting fagtard.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:48
SnakeDude4Life
@Cotton McKnight
whiteskwirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:50
whiteskwirl
I think I'm in the wrong place. Is this Destructoid or Gametrailers?
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:55
Mentok the Mindtaker
lol snake dude ftw
lePooch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 22:57
lePooch
Came to watch the grey on grey jumping video, but I stayed to find out what the hell microshitting is....
poonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:01
poonster
i own both the 360 & PS3 and i enjoy them both pretty much the same.if you purposely go into any game looking for glitches on either system you'll find them.the dude in the video was going to areas that most players wouldn't even think about,he had a purpose going there "TO FIND ANY GLITCH POSSIBLE".so the vast majority of us PS3 owners who were stoked to play Killzone 2 are still counting the days when we can get our hands on the "FINISHED" YES I'LL SAY AGAIN FINISHED GAME. what a find there Jim someone found glitched in a demo,who would of thought there would be bugs in a demo? it unheard of! as my Pops would say good find DUMB ASS.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:01
garison
Snake Dude, I fucking love you.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:02
Corak
Stop feeding the trolls please.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:03
Dr Milkdad
Damn you Jim, using your sarcasm to mask your true hatred for Sony, you've left me no choice but to call you out as the ultimate xbox fanboy, how else can I justify my purchase of a PS3?

And by my purchase, I mean my mom's purchase, because I'm a 13 year old retard with no money and hates everything my mom won't buy me.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:04
Midgetsnowman
JIM IZ A MICROSHITTING FAGTARD BIAS AGAINST SONIEZ

U HERD IT HEER FURST
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:10
MechaMonkey
FAGTART BIAS WE ARE STUPIDS
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:10
Magesx
You gotta admit, Moronicle is a pretty clever insult, Jim.

also jim sucks and i'm never coming here again
elsteveo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:14
elsteveo
Seriously jim had to promote this
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:23
ArrestedDeveloper
Oh good, we have a new troll.
Bleach Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2009 23:24
Bleach Boy
When one troll dies another rises to take their place.
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