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Olivia Munn's vagina discussed, attempted to be photographed photo

Olivia Munn is an attractive lady and when an attractive lady poses for Playboy you want to look, but when her photo shoot is just as naked as you'd see in Maxim you start to wonder what all the hoopla is over. I mean she's hot, and she talks about games, but she isn't that hot. So really all the build up to the photo shoot has been a bunch of high trafficed fluff leading up to nothing much. Until now.

Now we understand that the entire photo shoot was fate's way of delivering this quote from Ms. Munn herself unto us: "My vagina would have looked like a Honeybaked Ham." The world is truly awesome.

Munn dropped that little tidbit while talking to Kotaku about how the photographer at the Playboy shoot kept trying to get her naked, until he presented a fishnet bathing suit that covered next to nothing and then a little less. She refused to wear it. Evidently it got so bad her publicist and the stylist were screaming at each other. Munn drops a few more tidbits of information during the discussion including her dislike of pubic hair on women ("That's not really good.") and dashing any hope that she'll ever pose fully nude ("It'll never happen.").

What does this have to do with gaming? Shut up and look at the pictures.


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RoMeRtHeGaMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:22
RoMeRtHeGaMe
I still don't know why they made such a big deal about this, she's ok I guess, there are playmates & cybergirls hotter than her, so I don't even know why they wanted he in the mag....
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:23
vrplumber
Strange, I suddenly have a craving for a honeybaked ham sammich. With mayo. And pickles

Also cocks
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:26
Kris S
Yip she's attractive - not near say Megan Fox level though - but what the hell is the point in a clothed Playboy shoot?
Not a dig at her, if anyone got offered money to pose in a bikini they would but what was the point in all this? I don't even know why I'm commenting!
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:27
CRAZYAPE69
wow, she actualy looks hot there, they really fucked up on the cover, she looked like a bobble head lol
Mini-Boss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:37
Mini-Boss
i wasn't that attracted to her to begin with but after that comment her vagina will frighten me for years to come
Insd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:45
Insd
beware. Here be trolls.
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:52
Victor Stillwater
Honeybaked ham... I wish I could eat some ham right now. :(
Dr Terror's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:54
Dr Terror
Head like a beating favorite. Deadset, would rather see Sess naked.
networkingyuppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 08:54
networkingyuppy
whatever. All i know is that Olivia Munn loves $$$$.
Sellout.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 09:10
wanderingpixel
Olivia is nice, but Morgan Webb is better. Still, isn't this degrading to female gamers?
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 09:28
Twisted Imp
@wanderingpixel

What's a "female" gamer?
larsinio's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 09:33
larsinio
shes an attention whore, who does no service to gamers nor women. ANy intellectual respect I had for her is thrown out the window when she decides to whore it up.

This just just the cornerstone of G4's strategy "gamers like hot chicks, and wrestling too!"

And while im at it, Fark Adam Sessler. He's half the problem with gaming media today (the other half being the self-aggrandizing journalism of Stephen Tolitto, Ngai Croal, and Brian Crecente)
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 09:35
Poopface Morty
The "too hot for Olivia Munn" train keeps on rolling.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 09:43
atastysammich
They oughtta grill every girl who makes the Playboy cover and doesn't proceed to get nekkid. Or just Mariah Carey.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 10:32
Holiday
Doing a photo-spread in Playboy and not taking your clothes off is like going to Vegas and not gambling. So she gets to go around and proudly say "I was in Playboy" to which she'll follow up by saying "Oh, but I didn't take my clothes off, so you know I'm not one of THOSE girls."

Anyways, some guys really like "meat-flaps" on a gal, she shouldn't be ashamed of them.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 10:36
Trowble
I understand her cooter patooter are meant for her eyes and whoever happens to be diving in it only, but it makes me wonder, does she get frequent flyer miles with that honeybaked ham?
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 10:39
Kris S
@Iarsonio
What a load of shit, are you an ugly girl by any chance?

@newtorkingyuppy
Selling out how exactly?

@wanderingpixel
Degrading how?

I didn't even know who she was before this 'news' had been up on Dtoid so I'm no fanboy or hater but what the fuck is peoples problem? Just because a woman does a photo shoot she is supposed to be doing a disservice to women or it somehow makes her a whore? Because she's a gamer she is degrading female gamers?

Are you people on crack or what? I have just shown my missus the comments on here and she was confused as to what the hell you are going on about. What I have typed in the replies is what she said when she read the comments and the above were questions she asked.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 10:49
fetusmilk
i like ham.
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 10:54
AliasWyvernspur
(If this is a double post, sorry...my phone got all weird when I tried to post this)

Olivia is full of shit. Look at Stevie Case. She got nude for Playboy, but they hid her nanny hoohoo in shadows, so it worked out all ok.

So even topless would have been fine. But she pussed out, twice. Ah to hell with her, let's get what's-her-tits that did Assassin's Creed.

Also, fuck G4.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:02
Nicojay2
Honey baked ham?



Holy shit. It's no wonder she didn't want to do a nude shoot.
Borghundy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:03
Borghundy
I don't give a crap about Olivia Munn or her naughty bits, frankly. I find chubby, dorky looking girls attractive. "Hot" chicks don't really do much for me. So many of them look too similar to me.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:16
Los255
I still don't understand why bother with Playboy, of all places, if you're not going to naked. It boggles the mind.
Comrade Snarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:22
Comrade Snarky
^Because they still pay you?
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:28
superflossy
what a fucking wuss. if you're gonna be playboy, at least have the guts to be naked. otherwise, maxim.
bunnymud's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:37
bunnymud
I'm not going to bag on her, but what is that retarded acting move where she says something, looks around nervously for support and licks her lips??? She does that about 20 times per show.

P.S. I must now Google Stevie Case
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:39
AgentMOO
I think I've seen her vagina post on here before...
bunnymud's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:42
bunnymud
P.P.S Olivia has a gunt?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 11:48
Elsa
... remind me again why this is on a gaming site??

Oh yeah... apparently "hot chicks" and gaming go together.

@aliaswyvernspur... that "what's-her-tits" girl that did Assassin's Creed is Jade Raymond. She was a producer on the game... yet the fact that she also happened to be an attractive female led to photoshopped porn shots of her on the web and a particularly tasteless comic of her performing sexual acts to sell the game.

.. but yeah, glad to see Olivia getting her moment of fame... it's all innocent fun right?
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 12:02
Arch649
Not taking nude photos for Playboy is blasphemy. Seriously though, what a cock tease.
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 12:28
AliasWyvernspur
@Elsa
I called her that because of the tasteless comic. I know who she is, that was kinda the joke (albiet, a bad one, I admit.)

At any rate: Stevie > Olivia anyday.
Mini-Boss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 12:37
Mini-Boss
the real point is G4 is to gaming what Mtv is to music, the channel has 2 video game shows and the rest of thier line up is cops and blind date. they play decent movies sometimes but still.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 12:57
hpv
Hunnybaked Ham is delicious, let's have a look!
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 13:01
SephirothX
@wanderingpixel
You mean Morgan ManJaw?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 13:17
brainderailment
It's simple really, she has a clitoris like a twizzler and one nipple shaped like Yogi bear's head.
Mini-Boss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 13:37
Mini-Boss
@MotoRobo

your words have truly moved me, MOTOROBO FOR SENATOR ! OR MAYOR, or really whatever political post is available at the time
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 13:47
wanderingpixel
@Borghundy

I agree; geek girls are a lot more cute. Though I don't really care about weight.

@Everybody

Morgan Webb>Olivia Munn. Deal with it;)
Mini-Boss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 13:48
Mini-Boss
see i dont mind morgan webb, she at least seems to know what shes talking about most the time
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 15:42
Sharpless
Okay, the pubic hair comment is going too far. VIVA LA HAIRY COOTERS!
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 16:13
moominsean
hey they manages to make porn shots boring! she's good looking and all, but...yawn. like he same shot on the same couch.

and who like's a half-assed porn star? if you want to show off your body, show it off! honey-baked ham and all.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 16:38
Im OK
Yeah she's hot and all, but seriously, Playboy == nude. Otherwise, what's the point?

Then again, do people really still spend actual money Playboy anymore anyway? What with the Internet and all?
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 16:39
Im OK
on
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 17:01
BattyAdroit
lame story is lame. If you show up to Playboy, you know what the deal is. I mean, really.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 18:03
Corak
Why does she want to be in playboy? Exposure for her "career" even if she didn't expose herself for the magazine. Girls like her know they have cash in on their looks while they can. Belive it or not she won't be on G4 forever, she'll get replaced eventually. And if she doesn't cash in on her looks now she won't be able to later on. I really can't think of anything she brings to the table besides her looks.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 19:37
The-Excel
I just want to know exactly how much she paid to get first blood at the Ninja Warrior course.
SmashDash's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 20:00
SmashDash
Webb! Webb, I say!
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 20:50
Gorelord
morgan web looks like a man
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 21:11
Artemus
@AgentMoo
Oh, no! Ha ha!
I still think she is pretty... Hot.
I suddenly have a craving for a ham sandwich.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 22:31
Electro Lemon
I wanna see Adam Sessler in Playboy.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2009 06:11
MissHinasaki
Really not that hot. I think she should just stop making a fuss.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2009 09:22
Aziel13
honey baked ham
I;d still hit it
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