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Olivia Munn does Playboy photo

Cue the cock tease music. G4TV Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn is Playboy's Babe of the Month for February, and before you get your lube out, she does not appear naked in the magazine.

Olivia's Playboy photo shoot had her posing in several sexy outfits, but not in her birthday suit. I'm sorry fanboys, but you'll just have to keep dreaming about what Olivia's rack looks like in those pirate and wench dreams you have with her every night.

Though it’s nice to see Olivia in her bra and panties, it’s still nothing special. Olivia, if you want to impress your fans by appearing in Playboy, at least show some nipple.

If any of Olivia's ex-boyfriends are reading this, any sex tapes you made with Olivia are worth money to many fanboys out there, and it is your duty as an American to release them. I think I've got $50 for a copy around here somewhere.

Check out February’s issue of Playboy magazine featuring Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Gallactica for Olivia’s photo spread.


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Serpentish's Avatar
Serpentish at 01/17/2007 15:59
That form fitting orange number is the next best thing to my nightly pirate dreams.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/17/2007 16:00
Tits or GTFO.
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-D- at 01/17/2007 16:06
amazing what people get excited about, isn't it?
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/17/2007 16:06
I agree with Toneman.

And wtf is cocktease music sound like?
JamesSorensen's Avatar
JamesSorensen at 01/17/2007 16:07
trying to advance that career and get on a REAL network
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/17/2007 16:07
is = does
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 01/17/2007 16:16
"trying to advance that career and get on a REAL network"

QFT.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/17/2007 16:18
So when is Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica going to be in Playboy?
Cruds's Avatar
Cruds at 01/17/2007 16:25
Are those pictures above of Olivia Munn? Too bad her behind is so flat.
tuanster1119's Avatar
tuanster1119 at 01/17/2007 16:27
Looks a bit nipply in the first picture. There is a god!
ShinAmano's Avatar
ShinAmano at 01/17/2007 16:38
And wtf is cocktease music sound like?

Well strip clubs seem to like 'Pussy Control'...
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 01/17/2007 16:41
"Too bad her behind is so flat."

That doesn't stop Kevin...
Serpentish's Avatar
Serpentish at 01/17/2007 16:48
That's because Pereira is part cutting board.
DoctorEuphony's Avatar
DoctorEuphony at 01/17/2007 16:50
ehhh...gimme Blair Butler or Layla.


*also holds up a Tits or GTFO sign
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/17/2007 16:52
More like Olivia Muff, amirite?!!?
Professor Oak's Avatar
Professor Oak at 01/17/2007 17:06
despite valid gripes, still delish!
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 01/17/2007 17:06
I'm sorry. I cannot get an erection unless there is some sort of game peripheral strapped to her body.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/17/2007 17:07
AVATAR THEIF! Somebody call the cops!
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 01/17/2007 17:29
Well, it was almost exciting.
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 01/17/2007 17:29
I can't tell them apart!

Which one should I shoot?!
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/17/2007 17:30
Oh snap!
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/17/2007 17:36
I feel violated.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 01/17/2007 17:46
Nice.
fra_diavola's Avatar
fra_diavola at 01/17/2007 17:57
To Doctor Euphony.
Agreed Blair Butler is a total hot nerd babe. Although she does kinda have a horse head going on.
TheBrain's Avatar
TheBrain at 01/17/2007 18:23
I think they are nice pictures. Its a start.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 01/17/2007 18:33
I'd hit it.
Cruds's Avatar
Cruds at 01/17/2007 18:55
So do I, but she tries real hard sticking her ass out and it's still nothing.
Rezbit's Avatar
Rezbit at 01/17/2007 20:19
Wait, there are CLOTHED people in Playboy?! OH THE HUGE MANATEE.
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Poopface Morty at 01/17/2007 20:34
I'm pretty sure that if Olivia Munn came up to some of you guys and said "Hey, I think you're hot. Wanna go in the back of the car and have violent & nasty hardcore pornstar sex?", very very few of you would decline...and even though I say very few, that's only because 100% of that group are either a) insane, or b) on some abstinence only program (see "a"), or c) already in a committed relationship (see "a").
TheBrain's Avatar
TheBrain at 01/17/2007 21:11
Why all the hoopla about ass lackage, does a woman have to have everything on your checklist before she can be considered adequetely attractive.
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 01/17/2007 21:20
Playboy != Clothing. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Cruds's Avatar
Cruds at 01/17/2007 22:08
Not at all, I do think she looks good just not her bum, thats whats she does right, sitting in her lingerie try to show us something that isn't there. If she had her jeans on she would be equally attractive and I would probably not even noticed it.
Dozzer's Avatar
Dozzer at 01/17/2007 22:26
that sucks i was hoping she would show her airbrushed muff =(
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar
michiyoyoshiku at 01/17/2007 23:32
I like blair butler more she's real.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 01/18/2007 00:35
@Poopface Morty

I bet that scenario would play out with just about any of the girls featured on Dtoid in the previous Nerdcore and similar articles, and would probably involve the very same ones who were calling them dogs and men-in-drag and such before.
DoctorEuphony's Avatar
DoctorEuphony at 01/18/2007 02:52
@michiyoyo


*highfive


i would rather a nerdgirl be an actual "nerd" than someone just posing as one.


i hate that arguement of "well if she came up to you and said you wwere hot...etc etc" if i turned her down, i'm not any less of a man, i'm not gay, i'm not a loser, etc...some of us have standards. big whoop.
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maximum0v3rdriv3 at 01/18/2007 08:41
I'll admit, she's hot. But nerd? Hah, No. At most she's a puppet for nerds. Without that teleprompter she'd be lost.

As for the stupid "If she walked up... hot sex..." BS. You're retarded. As is anyone that would just blindly have sex with someone that just walked up to them. Your either desperate and shallow, or just desperate. Having sex with a complete stranger is done everyday by drunken slack-jaws all over the world. Doing so doesn't make you more of a man, it makes you a piece of shit.

Enjoy your aids, Also cocks. (transvestite cocks)
Chris Taran's Avatar
Chris Taran at 01/18/2007 12:16
@Poopface & Im OK

Like no one ever screws ugly chicks. I'm not saying Munn isn't attractive, but lets say I didn't. Even though I thought she was meh, if she came knocking at my door wanting to get all nasty, I still wouldn't say no. Same goes for most allright looking chicks. Unless they are out of this world fugly, if they came pleading to me for my manhood I'm not going to refuse.

Axle's Avatar
Axle at 01/18/2007 13:19
She's pretty. I think we should all be glad that someone who *represents* gamers has got herself in potentially compromising positions.

Considering the quality of DOA, you lot are a tough crowd to please . . . .
Christian's Avatar
Christian at 01/18/2007 14:05
Yeah, she's allright. Who cares if she never shows anything? Not like we don't have hundereds of thousands of pics of hotter chicks sitting on each other's faces.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 01/18/2007 15:00
@DoctorEuphony & maximum0v3rdriv3

I'm not saying that it's necessarily a good thing, I'm just saying that it's likely the realistic thing for a good chunk of the guys who were making the (in my opinion, disingenous) comments such as "whoa, what a dog" and "she looks like a man" and "ugly enough to turn me gay" found in previous threads. Honestly, this thread has been relatively tame in that respect, compared to some in the past.

Maybe you guys really do have standards and would turn her down, and good for you, but there are many who would say nasty things about a girl yet would still hump her like a dog on someone's leg if she gave them opportunity.
Christian's Avatar
Christian at 01/18/2007 15:19
"Men have chances, Women have choices."
ArrozConCarne's Avatar
ArrozConCarne at 01/20/2007 02:23
Oh my God I love those hard and stiff nipples... I would squeez them and suck them dry... not much effort needed thou... :/
SpencersGifts's Avatar
SpencersGifts at 01/23/2007 19:39
Fuck Playboy! Im tired of this cock tease BS. Im a 24 yearold man and if Im going to go out and pay 6 dollars for a porno mag I wanna see some tits of vage, atleast! Hell they should make the people in the interviews be naked too damnit haha
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 02/17/2007 19:37
ha ha lol christian. so true
so now i quoth eternaldarkwing. "nice."
CloverGG's Avatar
CloverGG at 02/19/2007 23:28
She won't get far in mainstream for posing in Playboy. Trash usually doesn't get as recognized as class and yes there are classy nude pictures (like in Vanity Fair).
KilgoreTrout XL's Avatar
KilgoreTrout XL at 02/22/2007 16:51
teknohed's Avatar
teknohed at 02/24/2007 22:58
Anyone here remember ol' Carmen Nicole from GSN's short lived GSN: Video Games show. Now there's a spread I'd like to see, heck I might even shell out he six bucks for the magazine.
gamer4life's Avatar
gamer4life at 03/01/2007 10:59
ehhh...gimme Blair Butler or Layla

are you serious????? Olivia is wayy hotter then them!
Virtualgirl's Avatar
Virtualgirl at 03/14/2007 16:20
Can't lie! she is freaking hot!!!
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