Cue the cock tease music. G4TV Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn is Playboy's Babe of the Month for February, and before you get your lube out, she does not appear naked in the magazine.
Olivia's Playboy photo shoot had her posing in several sexy outfits, but not in her birthday suit. I'm sorry fanboys, but you'll just have to keep dreaming about what Olivia's rack looks like in those pirate and wench dreams you have with her every night.
Though it’s nice to see Olivia in her bra and panties, it’s still nothing special. Olivia, if you want to impress your fans by appearing in Playboy, at least show some nipple.
If any of Olivia's ex-boyfriends are reading this, any sex tapes you made with Olivia are worth money to many fanboys out there, and it is your duty as an American to release them. I think I've got $50 for a copy around here somewhere.
Check out February’s issue of Playboy magazine featuring Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Gallactica for Olivia’s photo spread.
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4:00 PM on 01.17.2007
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And wtf is cocktease music sound like?
QFT.
Well strip clubs seem to like 'Pussy Control'...
That doesn't stop Kevin...
*also holds up a Tits or GTFO sign
Which one should I shoot?!
Agreed Blair Butler is a total hot nerd babe. Although she does kinda have a horse head going on.
*highfive
i would rather a nerdgirl be an actual "nerd" than someone just posing as one.
i hate that arguement of "well if she came up to you and said you wwere hot...etc etc" if i turned her down, i'm not any less of a man, i'm not gay, i'm not a loser, etc...some of us have standards. big whoop.
As for the stupid "If she walked up... hot sex..." BS. You're retarded. As is anyone that would just blindly have sex with someone that just walked up to them. Your either desperate and shallow, or just desperate. Having sex with a complete stranger is done everyday by drunken slack-jaws all over the world. Doing so doesn't make you more of a man, it makes you a piece of shit.
Enjoy your aids, Also cocks. (transvestite cocks)
Like no one ever screws ugly chicks. I'm not saying Munn isn't attractive, but lets say I didn't. Even though I thought she was meh, if she came knocking at my door wanting to get all nasty, I still wouldn't say no. Same goes for most allright looking chicks. Unless they are out of this world fugly, if they came pleading to me for my manhood I'm not going to refuse.
Considering the quality of DOA, you lot are a tough crowd to please . . . .
so now i quoth eternaldarkwing. "nice."
are you serious????? Olivia is wayy hotter then them!
Her eyes creep me out.
Munn and Kayleigh though, that's the ticket.