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Oliver Stone vs. Gamespot in JFG

1:27 PM on 12.28.2007   |   Niero


Remember cashwh0re? Our tribute to great ethics within the video game industry was unfortunately missed by the above video (blasphemy!) but I'll let it slide due to this short trailer's otherwise absolute brilliance. An anonymous awesome person spliced together the trailer from Oliver Stone's JFK film with key moments from the firing of Gamespot's veteran reviews editor over the alleged bad review donkey-punching of Kane & Lynch, a game we gave an 11/10. I won't spoil it for you -- just flip play and enjoy the conspiracy. Never forget!
 







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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:24
king3vbo
ZOH MAH GAWD

That was fucking hilarious
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:25
ShadowXOR
Someone posted this on IRC last night, but it was on GameTrailers. It's really well done.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:29
Niero
I can't get over how polished it is and I've watched it 10 times :)
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:30
bruceleethree
I miss john candy
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:31
Chad Concelmo
HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is awesome! :)
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:33
ShadowXOR
Yeah, John Candy was the man. :(
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:36
Churchhills Dog
Fucking. Brilliant.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:36
Bob Muir
Well done, whoever did it.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:38
Neonie
That is a brillant piece of work. *claps*
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:42
atheistium
well made :o
konchu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:45
konchu
Definatly well done I enjoyed it.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:46
Teta
Awesome video is awesome.
It´s perfectly cut and makes sense, i just love it.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:49
Thornnn
ZOH MAH GAWD

That was hucking filarious
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:53
wardrox
Impressive going. I <3 internet.
Meesterjojo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:57
Meesterjojo
But the key issue here is: Gerstmann is/was a douchebag: his reviews were trite. I suspect he lost all of his "edge" over years with his bloated (read: lucky) job getting paid to review games.

Or another spin on it all: He was a victim of his own ego. He knew the score, how the industry works, yet I'm sure he felt that it didn't apply to him. I say this because if he really wanted to scythe the game, or any game he reviewed, he probably could have. I'm presuming he's capable of such.

So to sum up: He got shit-canned for making a trite review about a bad game which in all likelihood his "bosses" got paid to support.

My last thought: If he actually made a review with some "teeth", I might give 2 shits. About any 15 yr old could assert the same as him, and probably work cheaper.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:00
MaxVest
One golden monocle.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:01
Clockwork
Absolutely awesome.
zombie lover's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:06
zombie lover
I smell an oscar
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:10
Cheeburga
Fucking awesome. :D
11/10's all around.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:28
vexed alex
Oh yeah! Gurstmann was fired, huh?! Man, that was a long time ago.


Hah, but yeah. That was incredibly well done. The quality is incredible.
Polish Hill's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:34
Polish Hill
Holy good jorb. I expect the full movie immediately :)
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 14:44
Eschatos
JefF Gerstmann!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 15:17
Hitogoroshi
I'm pretty much speechless at how awesome this is.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 15:28
Sharpless
Saw this yesterday. It's still awesome today. Very well-done.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 15:47
Holyetheline
oh it's so artsy. I like it a lot.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 16:33
Fading Star
Wow............
Awesome.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 16:52
MatCD
wow... I'd go see that movie
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 18:53
flaming burrito
haha sweet
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 19:12
Churchhills Dog
I love how they excerpted Alex Navarro's sound bite from their post firing Podcast and inserted it into the witness deposition from the flick.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 01:15
Samit Sarkar
Wow, “polished” is the term to use here...that looked very, very good. Thanks, Niero — that was quite entertaining!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 12:12
Justice
EPIC!
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 13:27
Baron Calico
Nice.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:33
Aaron Mxy Yost
Genius!
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 23:06
JRisJunior
smartness upon amazing.
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