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Old rockers drop hate on music games photo

Do you like the Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, or Led Zeppelin? Me? Sometimes, but new artists are making new music. Try that out. Wait, that's a whole different rant, and not at all related to videogames. What is related is that members of all three bands have dropped hate on the music video games that we play so much. Here's what they've been quoted as saying:

"It encourages kids not to learn, that's the trouble.... It makes less and less people dedicated to really get down and learn an instrument. I think is a pity so I'm not really keen on that kind of stuff." -- Bill Wyman, The Rolling Stones

"It irritates me having watched my kids do it - if they spent as much time practicing the guitar as learning how to press the buttons they'd be damn good by now." -- Nick Mason, Pink Floyd

Stupid, I know. They're missing the point. Don't even get me started on Jimmy Page said (after the jump). That's like plumbers not liking Super Mario Bros. The people playing Madden don't really think they're playing football. There's fair reasons to not like these music games, but the whole "it's not real" angle isn't one of them.

"After first saying there was no way that Led Zeppelin would ever put out a similar version of Rock Band: "Obviously, there have been overtures made to Led Zeppelin, but if you start with the first track on the first album, 'Good Times Bad Times,' and you think of the drum part that John Bonham did there, how many drummers in the world can actually play that, let alone dabble on a Christmas morning?" -- Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin

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Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:26
Volomon
I don't know I think they have a semi-point. Yes Madden will not let your learn how to beat a profootball player, it won't build muscles, develop on field coordination. Nor Mario help you figure out what a lug nut is. Guitar Hero and the semblance of playing is very close to the real thing though. Your manipulating the plastic instrument in near facsimile to the real thing. So I sort of get the point I mean the hours people strum those plastic buttons they could actually learn to play a guitar. I mean why not go ahead and put a real instrument there? It would be the Rosetta stone of music.
cannonball's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:27
cannonball
Mason's point is valid and true.
JungleSoundGold's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:29
JungleSoundGold
Well, Manson is right.
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:30
silvain
The world has moved on, leaving their points of view pretty much irrational from being unable to adapt and understand the point of these things.

Good bye; you gave us some beautiful music, you glorious bastards.
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:31
Phallus Knife Fight
Being a middle-class black guy in L4D is nothing like being one in real life.
sweetchuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:34
sweetchuck
Mason's point is excellent, but assumes that everyone would rather play guitar than play the game. Some people want to be good at guitar, some want to be good at a rhythm based video game. Different strokes...
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:36
silvain
...or we could look at it this way. I seriously doubt rb and gh keep people who are really interested in music itself away from it.

It might keep the people who are marginally interested away.

Therefore, the people who do learn have more drive and more talent. Therefore, we have less crap bands.

There, it's SCIENCE and LOGIC! RB SAVES MUSIC!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:36
Dexter345
This just in, old people don't understand new technology. I'm curious to know if they even realize that these plastic instruments can be modded to actually create music, and have become instruments in their own right to some.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:37
Dan CiTi
What the fuck is wrong with these people? It's not like people don't watch/go to Hockey games because NHL 10 is so good. I don't see the difference. The Beatles: Rock Band is a unique case that can't be replicated with any other band and I'm glad. It's a fantastic product that only The Beatles deserve, not any of these dried up, sour old rockers who are just assholes at this point.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:41
Mirax
Honestly, I don't know why you people care. These people are known as great musicians. They are not exactly famous for having a vast knowledge and understanding of videogames, meaning, their opinions about them don't matter.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:41
garison
Seh.
Rasgueado's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:41
Rasgueado
The point they're trying to make is that it doesn't actually make people more familiar with music. Being able to sing along some pitch line that doesn't track very well isn't going to teach you how to sing a minor 9th; playing the plastic guitar also isn't going to teach you how to hear a VII chord, or what a V of V sounds like.

There are many cultures out there where playing music is something that people do. Their point is that while people are getting together and having fun *with* music, they aren't actually *playing* music.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:42
Stevil
Nick Mason there...trying to re-live his glory days through his children. Lovely.
megaStryke's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:43
megaStryke
Here's the difference: Learning an instrument is not fun.

Not many people will become skilled enough to one day play a John Petrucci solo, no matter how much they practice. Pop in Guitar Hero and Rock Band and you get that feeling.

Not to mention how expensive it is. The peripherals may be a bit of pocketbook drain, but nothing compared to a decent guitar, an amp, the necessary cables and doodads like replacement strings, and any extra stuff you may want like distortion pedals, etc. And that's just if you do it as a side hobby. Dedicating more time means more maintenance, you might want to pick second or third guitars. And this is just one person. What about the rest of the band? Drums and etc., etc., etc.

When you drop that kind of cash, you better be prepared to invest yourself. Most people won't do that. If you want to feeling, music games can give a bit of that sensation. It's just play. Most don't really want to go on and learn an actual instrument which takes years and years. Or, you can hit expert level in a couple months if you play often enough. Gee, decisions.
Dr Light ate your Magicite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:46
Dr Light ate your Magicite
Being musicians, one would think they would know that a true musician would have the discipline to stick with their instrument, not stray away at the sight of flashy lights and plastic buttons. If they are going to put down Rock Band and Guitar Hero, they may as well start picking a fight with cover bands and kareoke.

That said, their remarks don't tarnish my view of their music. If I can put aside Wagner's controversies, a few snide words about video games can be easily written off as the product of these guys' current crotchety states.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:46
akathatoneguy
I don't see why people are always so threatened when musicians say they don't like Rock Band or Guitar Hero. We operate in a community where everyone is usually so thick-skinned and willing to lovingly throw insults at each other, but we're supposed to get our panties in a tizzy every time someone says they don't like a music game?

I totally see where they are coming from. Yes, if I played the real guitar as much as I played Rock Band or Guitar Hero, I would probably be at least decent. And I haven't played that much compared to many, and am not even that great, really. You can't really compare Rock Band/GH's relationship to playing instruments to Madden's relationship to playing football. Here are a few reasons why:

- The simulation of music games is much more accurate than sports games are for the sports that they play. For two of the "instruments" (singing and drums), the actions are nearly identical, if not completely identical, and for guitar, it is very, very simplified but still replicates playing the guitar in a way that no football game will ever replicate playing football.

- The barriers to playing football competitively are greater than those to playing an instrument. (ie how many pickup football games or recreational tackle football leagues do you find for those of us who already graduated or don't play for a school's team?) Madden isn't a replacement for football because there is no real way to play competitive tackle football for most of us, anyway.

It's not as if they are telling you guys, "if you play GH/RB you should BURN IN HELL" or "if you play these games, you're a fucking dimwit". They're simply stating that they aren't fans of the genre and giving their reasons why. Why are some of you so threatened or insulted by that?

Shit, there are plenty of people who think playing 200 hours of Disgaea is a waste of time, and many of you believe that buying each year's version of Madden and playing 30 seasons of franchise or 1000 online games is a waste of time. Plenty of people shit on traditional role-playing games, or playing Halo/Call of Duty to the tune of 1,000 hours, yet we get all upset when musicians give their *opinion* that music games are a waste of time?
Nathaniel607's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:47
Nathaniel607
I'm learning keyboard, so I'm exempt from old rockstars crazy ramblings.

Also, Jimmy Page? Yeah, you're delusional... I just listened to the intro to "Good Times, Bad Times". It was shit. Christ, you made it sound like an epic drum solo!

Honestly.
joebish's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:48
joebish
@Volomon: They have something like that. Only problem, it's made by Fisher-price.
Separately, I kinda agree with Jimmy Page about the drumming thing, but maybe they could just have Stairway to Heaven as a Rock band song? PLEEEEEAAAAASSSEEE?
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:48
jediyoshi
This just in.

Jamie Oliver hates Cooking Mama.
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:49
DarkMagic56
Jimi Hendrix played on a Broom as a Child and look at him years later... Playing on a real guitar like a Master. Basicly what I'm saying is that Rockband/Guitar Hero is influencing people TO play a real Guitar/Drums, these legendary musicians are living too much into the past or just not understanding people of today. Nick Mason does make a Valid point but I think he personally should get off his Rocker and teach his kids how to play a real instrument.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:50
Shadowiii
I play piano, guitar, bass, and violin. I also play Rock Band practically religiously. So...I'd say I'm exempt, thanks.
@akathatoneguy
Your Maddon comments dont' work, because I'm pretty sure it's damn hard to start a band that becomes as big as the ones featured on Rock Band. Yes, it's easy to go out and play football, just like it's easy (for some) to strum a guitar and go nowhere with it. It's hard to go pro on either of these fronts, so the comparison to Maddon still works in my eyes.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:52
akathatoneguy
@ megastryke-

Which really pretty much proves their point. It used to be that if you wanted to have the feeling of playing music, you had to...you know...play music. Now, you don't have to, because you can at least simulate the playing of music via these games.

Undoubtedly, the vast majority of us that don't play a real instrument would never have played one whether or not these games existed. As you said, it's a huge timesink and very frustrating at times. And, there are undoubtedly some that have played these games and decided to learn an instrument because of them. Still, there are definitely those who may have decided to learn an instrument at some point, had they not had their urges to play music instead satisfied by the much easier process of simply playing GH/RB.

Again, before anyone flames me, I don't play an instrument, and I do enjoy these games. However, I can see where these guys are coming from, and I definitely do not find these statements (which are actually really conservative) to be inflammatory in any way.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:53
Vedicardi2
"It irritates me having watched my kids do it - if they spent as much time practicing the guitar as learning how to press the buttons they'd be damn good by now."

no they wouldn't
Rasgueado's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:54
Rasgueado
You guys are hilarious.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:57
akathatoneguy
@ Shadowii-

Actually, my Madden comments work just fine. You don't have to go pro to play football, and you don't have to be in a successful band to play an instrument. It's not as if Rock Band gives you the chance to play in front of 30,000 screaming fans, so it is not actually a rock *star* simulator, just a music playing simulator.

It's not easy to go out and play football. It is easy to find someone to play catch with, but if you can find an 11-on-11, structured football league to go play in that doesn't involve being in school or playing for a college, good for you. It's significantly more likely that you can learn to play an instrument and find a band to play some local shows with or at least practice with for fun. How many tiny bands are there in this world, playing crappy bars or maybe just practicing for some amusement? Okay, now how many recreational tackle football leagues are there that utilize NFL rules?

Also, you conveniently didn't mention that the crux of my "don't compare playing Rock Band to playing sports video games" comment was that playing these games simulates the playing of instruments far more closely than a video game could ever simulate playing a sport, especially a contact sport.
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 17:59
CitizenErased
Rock Band taught me to play drums.
Case closed.

Also: @Nathaniel607 - Try playing those bass drum notes with one foot like John Bonham used to do.
"Bonham used Ludwig Speed King Pedal (AKA "Squeak king") (with tight spring tension) throughout his career. His trademark bass drum "triplets," - played interchangeably with doubles and singles - which are most notable in "Good Times Bad Times", were played on a single bass pedal, and not a double bass pedal. Unlike some contemporary drummers, Bonham did not use a double-bass drum kit." - Wikipedia
And he didn't mean the intro...he meant the whole song.

It's still a dumb reason not to have songs in a Rock Band game though...
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:01
Ganjookie
I play Rape Lay because I want to become better at raping..err uh wait a sec...
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:06
Anus Mcphanus
This just pisses me off. They clearly don't know what they are talking about. In the UK a study by Youth Group showed that 2.5 million out of a possible 12 million children started playing a musical instrument because they played a game like Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

and no Mason does not have a point. If you put the same amount of time into learning an instrument there is no guarantee that you will be good at it in the end and there's no guarantee that you'll even enjoy learning the instrument. Also what if you never wanted to learn the real thing in the first place?
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:07
ace of knaves
Real music is hard, and Work<Fun.
Tremulant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:21
Tremulant
I don't want to learn guitar, I want to play a video game.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:21
Shadowiii
@akathatoneguy

Three i's, dammit. Nobody here gets it. Like Shadow, from Final Fantasy III (VI) on the snes? GAH! :P
I still don't see how everything you said doesn't support my argument, so this must be a perception disagreement. Going out an playing a football game with some of my friends is, in my mind, the equivalent of getting some buddies together and jamming. I can do it, it's fun, it's basic, it isn't what I'm simulating in either Maddon or Rock Band, respectively. Maddon is the simulated glam version of football, RB is the simulated glam version of being in a huge band. I'd argue it's HARDER to even LEARN to play an instrument then it is to go out and play football (I'm horrible at football and can still play). So, if anything, the simulation in Rock Band is more a simulation then in Maddon. Again, this is a perspective difference.
As for the plastic guitars being more authentic then using a controller to make passes, yeah I guess you got me there. But don't worry, I'm sure EA or Activision is working on a Football accessory for only $99 (game not included) as we speak. :P
Tremulant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:21
Tremulant
I don't want to learn guitar, I want to play a video game.
DarkTetsuya's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:21
DarkTetsuya
Frankly I think the opposite is true.

Case in point my roommate invited me to sit down on his drumset the other night, and after showing me some of the basics I more or less took to it like a fish to water. Keep in mind I have about 10 years' worth of playing DDR, beatmania, Guitar Freaks/drummania, etc. under my belt, so I think I have at least some rhythm.

That's a shame though, cause I think ROCKBAND: Led Zeppelin would've been epic.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:22
-PL-
There have been self-righteous musicians bashing on GH ever since it came out, so what else is new? Does everybody that enjoys music really need to be able to play a musical instrument?

Do dancers complain about DDR preventing people from learning how to dance?
Fo0dNippl3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:23
Fo0dNippl3
Mason's point may be true, but the same could be said of any video game or recreational activity not directly related to building a skill commonly considered "useful." That's more a jab against all video games than music games.

"If he spent as much time breakdancing as he did playing horseshoes, he'd be on America's Best Dance Crew by now!"
"If he spent as much time flying airplanes as he did smoking pot, he'd be a professional pilot by now!"
etc.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:34
Magesx
If it wasn't for Crossroads being in one of the early Guitar Heroes, I never would've gotten into classic rock and Pink Floyd in the first place. So take that.

Also, wasn't this story written like a week ago by Jim?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:36
Holyetheline
Yeah... I've read those before.
faultymoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:49
faultymoose
Maybe people don't really wanna learn to play the guitar. Not everyone wants to be a washed up, drug addled, leather faced rock star.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:52
Nitex
I'm sorry but those old dudes look like such huge flamers. And if they truly are all gay, then kudos for the look!
Ace Flibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:00
Ace Flibble
@Nitex The Rolling Stones have had more women than you've walked past in your life.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:01
ajaxender
Those are all old quotes, and all have been on Dtoid already... whats up?
moose39's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:06
moose39
@DarkTetsuya: Agreed. Led Zeppelin: Rock Band would be utterly amazing.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:11
Vanilla Gorilla
You know, it's not enjoying pressing buttons on a plastic guitar that prevents me from mastering a real guitar. It's the incredible amount of time and work it takes to master the guitar that prevents me from mastering a real guitar.
Evergreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:15
Evergreen
This post proves their points. Your header image does not have anybody mentioned in the post in it. I'm not saying that has anything to do with playing the guitar. However, people take a greater interest in the musicianship and the musicians when they start playing real instruments. Just sayin'

For the record, I play guitar and guitar hero. Also, I'm a long time lurker who finally got around to creating an account simply because of Dale's ignorance of the Rolling Stones. That pic was taken well after Bill Wyman left the Stones, yet he is the only Stone mentioned in the article.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:19
Static Jak
Well either way, I'm not going off to learn how to play an instrument.
Reason I play RB is because it's a fun video game. And that's it. Take the game away and I'm still not going to learn how to play an instrument.
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:40
themizarkshow
They make good points, but I think they miss the overall gist of videogames. We play them for fun, to hang out with friends all over the world, and to compete with one another, not because we envy the fact that we can't actually play music or kill people or be that awesome at sports. Most of us could do any of the above fairly adequately, and many of us do (minus the killing part, or, ya know, maybe not).

I play music games because it is an interactive way to listen to music. Usually music is just a background to whatever it is I'm doing, but with games like RockBand I get to bring it to the foreground and really hear it in a new way. And yes, it does inspire me to get better at guitar or to try my hand at drums when I'm near a set. But it isn't a substitute. If anything, it is an incentive.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:43
Cowboy TTop
These music folk don't get it still. Learning stuff doesn't always translate into instant fun.

My experiences with real guitars have been messing about with them, because I can't play them. The concept of air guitar, is very much like that of GH, which is about having fun without the complicated learning of a guitar. If GH and RB were edutainment games, they wouldn't be that popular because learning stuff isn't always fun.

Are they also going to tell air guitarists, that they should also learn to play the real thing too? There is no perfect way to experience everything and whatever works for a player and gets them listening to different music should be applauded.

Stupid foggy rockers, stop being such fucking bourgeois buttheads. Got nothing positive to say, while taking a fat ass publisher cheque, keep your bloody mouth shut.
casesomething's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:47
casesomething
I really hate it when people say stuff like this. They just don't seem to be able to understand. I play music games because I LOVE music. After I got really good at GH, I got a cheap starter guitar to see what it was like to do the real thing. I played it for nearly a whole summer because my xbox got red ringed. I played til 2 o' clock every night with headphones. I taught myself dozens of songs that I liked. Then school started again and I pretty much stopped playing entirely. Why? Because I spend 7 hours of my day in classrooms, cramming my brain and learning, then I spend 3 hours at XC/track practice running my ass off. When I come home I don't want to sit and force myself to learn more and brain-cram more as I play my guitar. When I get home I would rather just unwind and relax. Maybe play some games. That's where GH/RB comes in, I can appreciate music while not have to learn and learn and learn. IT'S FUN. MOST PEOPLE AGREE. After all, it did inspire me to pick up an instrument, I just don't have the time to commit in my daily schedule for guitar.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:51
Shin Oni
it amazes me everytime some bigtime rockstar/past rockstar hates GH/RB and encourages people to learn how to play a real one.

case in point, no one cares what they think now. People will continue to play GH/RB casually and as stated many times, if people want to, they'll learn how to play guitar/drums/bass/sing.

did it ever cross their mind that people who actually play guitars/drums/bass/sing can and have played GH/RB? It's not like it can't work the other way around either.
Hopeless Savage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 20:15
Hopeless Savage
After I stopped playing Guitar Hero, I picked up an actual instrument, at Bryan Lee O'Malley's public recommendation. (quoth he "I think if you enjoy the feelings that ROCK BAND generates, and you've never played real instruments with your friends, you should try that sometime. It doesn't cost much more money than buying the video game peripherals and it doesn't take much more effort to learn. The only disproportionate/unrealistic thing is having gathered thousands of fans after a couple hours of piss-poor (but enthusiastic!) attempts at cover songs.)

I won't share my experiences, I just wanted to say that, if I'm any indication, interest in music (both listening and playing it) is actually being <b>generated</b> by the games, and it's ridiculous to assume that every person who plays the games would have picked up an instrument if they weren't distracting themselves solving new fangled game tapes.

When Prince was asked about this a few months back, he said "It's cool for people who don't have time to learn the chords or ain't interested, but to play music is one of the greatest things."
I think that's the right kind of attitude to take.
The whiny grandad bullshit isn't changing anybody's mind.
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