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bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:03
bluexy
He's a pretty good dancer.
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:04
TurboHyperFighting
Tiny cartridge, indeed!


Seriously, this is awesome.

Seriously awesome.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:08
Kalmah
Dance, Rot. Dance like you've never danced before.

Also, I demand a petition to have him on next year's Nerdcore calendars.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:19
Darren Nakamura
...What.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:36
Necro BABS
Wow, I will never watch Coneheads the same way again.

I saw old man ass.
DrCGP's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:37
DrCGP
I wish I hadn't seen that...LOL!
Modern Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:45
Modern Robot
When people think of Stereotypical videogamers, this is what they think of.

Yet, this is almost like some performance art I've yet to pick up on the meaning...

I will ruminate more on this.
Interstate78's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:49
Interstate78
as a Neo Geo collector myself, i'm a bit astonished; he showed off Metal Slug one, worth over 2 grands.At least he had something to show off. the moob grabbing was hella weird though
ohno's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:52
ohno
Neo Geo AES carts can cost anywhere from $50-$1000+ easily. I have to wonder how much he paid for all of that...
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:53
NyghtcrawleR
But....I.....speechless....
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 02:01
Kraid
what is this, I don't even..
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 02:09
Trebz
I'm scared of my own nipples now.
Kasersky's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 02:15
Kasersky
THIS GUY HAS RUINED U2 FOR ME.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 02:16
nebones
What.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 02:19
ArrestedDeveloper
Hey that's the Pet Shop Boys, the british pop group I embarrassingly named my gamertag for.

Also, does that guy remind anyone else of the dancing guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

It's Baby Time!
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:03
Trowble
I am disturbed...
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:04
Mr Wrighty 987
What the......
FunkzillaBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:24
FunkzillaBOT
OMG! What was seen can not be un-seen.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:26
Xzyliac
@ArrestedDeveloper
I believe you mean:

W-w-w-what's the time? Diaper time!
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:35
DarkMagic56
What the...

This guy have issues.
Korolev's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:54
Korolev
He's probably just trying to get attention the only way he knows how:

By acting foolish on the Internet! The thousands of anonymous viewers who make fun of him are SURE to boost his self-esteem. He can't possibly lose!
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 04:00
Sven Wohl
The first thing I see when I wake up in the morning is this? Thanks Destructoid!
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 05:41
reindall
I died inside.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 06:23
ArrestedDeveloper
@xyliac

I knew baby time sounded wrong.
Noqturne's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 06:35
Noqturne
CANNOT UNSEE!
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
My eyeeees!

Nice collection though.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 06:39
TheToiletDuck
Fap fap fap
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 07:00
Infinitys End
Could anyone here give an approximation of how much you think that collection is worth? There's probably pretty good reasons to be that happy-go-lucky...
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 07:06
Tarvu
If he just found out how much it is worth, he is probably off his tits on happiness. He might now be able to move out of that attic/shed.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 07:17
KrazyKraut
i knew it, i knew it....GOD IS A DEDICATED GAMER WITH A HUGE NEO GEO COLLECTION!
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 07:23
Krow
I'm in love.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 07:41
Los255
SICK FILTH
xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 07:58
xaliqen
0:59 FTW
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 08:07
Discarded Couch Sandwich
He certainly put a lot of effort into that routine...
HuttyLoca's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 08:50
HuttyLoca
Ahhh!

So thats what you do with a collection of awesome games worth thousands of $$$...
Kilgore E's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 09:18
Kilgore E
and a thumbs up to you crazy old man!
Dan Hoyt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 09:26
Dan Hoyt
that was fucking hilarious
Gregory Rogers's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 09:57
Gregory Rogers
I don't even have something witty to say to this. Like wtf?
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:07
Dao2-SKP
old hat :<
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:43
peachboy
....
....
....
yeah!?
....
what?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 11:52
Kryptinite
I hope I don't turn into this dude when Im old
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 11:53
13thDragon
GODDAMMIT DAD I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!!!
dan13l's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 12:08
dan13l
It's probably the hottest video i have ever seen. Look at that collection.
Agent's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 12:41
Agent
::cry::
mangaissofun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:03
mangaissofun
I'm not sure how to react....
benjaxez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:04
benjaxez
OMDG I CLIXD ON THE 2nd LINK! loooool
PersonalGaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:20
PersonalGaming
HAHAHAHAHA
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:23
Churchhills Dog
Heroin: It's whats for dinner.
Rigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 14:55
Rigby
WOULD YOU PLAY MY VIDEOGAMES?

...I'D PLAY MY VIDEOGAMES.
makesfive's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 15:38
makesfive
well that's one way to keep people from nodding off when showing them your game collection...
ration's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 16:35
ration
"I FUCKING LOVE VIDEOGAMES!"
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